I usually laugh at Nina Agdal and her bikini modelling body because she has a weird shaped head, something you perverts probably don’t notice, because you’re too busy looking at her photoshopped vagina /tits…

I make genius jokes that if they were said by a celebrity, you would all laugh at, but because they are written by me, you don’t even notice…

You know comparing her to the retarded kid who used to work at the pharmacy I worked at…who got paid at a discount because it was a work program and he was only 1/2 human according to the system…saying since magazine sales are down SI had to get creative and find free talent…

Well in their marketing of her, because she may be this year’s cover girl, she’s been lent out to other companies, like Calvin Klein Underwear…where they managed to make her head look less full of water…but her ass…looks like it’s being sucked into her asshole…in some really fucking weird angle…unless this is what her booty actually looks like, which may not turn you off, or make you not want her to shit in your face…but that is not necessarily the hottest shit ever…at least not what I’d expect from a bikini model cover girl…but I guess since Kate Upton ate and shat out that title…all credibility is thrown out….

Here is her modelling she probably made a lot of money doing…

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I predict that Sports Illustrated has invested enough time and energy into Nina Agdal that she is going to be the SI Cover Girl for this year’s swimsuit…it’s like her retarded looking water head Make a Wish Foundation shit will finally come true, unless of course Emily Ratajskowski….

You know a better, bustier, tighter bodied girl comes along…but this Nina is still doing the promo tour..hustling…dating A-listers…famewhoring and insta-whoring as hard as she can and her handicapped, looks like she likes playing with rocks and/or feces while rocking’ back and forth look, is starting to be okay for me…because I guess since this is my site, it’s all about what I think of a bitch and not what the rest of the world thinks of a bitch…and I guess the problem with Nina Agdal is that she forces me to side with Adam Levine and say she’s second rate…not quite good enough…but still worth penetrating…

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If you’re wondering what Nina Agdal’s vagina smells like, it’s remnants of Adam Levine, because like any groupie opportunist slut, trying to validate her success with the rockstar, popstar, tv star, rich kid from LA she puts inside it, she can’t go wash his stale semen out of her, because she doesn’t want to forget that it happened, or be forced to admit that it wasn’t as special as she wants to believe it was, and that she was just vagina he was plowing through on his quest to more vagina to plow through…and that’s probably why they’ve cropped out the her waist down…shit’s all fucking rancid and growing moss and shit…oh well…at least we can stare at her semi retarded looking face…and I know the word retard is offensive because your cousin is a retard, but you need to get over that and let us use the derogatory words we grew up on in peace.

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Nina Agdal aka one of the many vaginas tainted by Adam Levine is in some Holiday lingerie catalog pics…that like most lingerie catalog pics are boring as fuck…and not even worth looking at, yet for some reason, a reason I call tits get hits, I feel compelled to post this…you see I don’t care about Nina Agdal or her story…or her career…or even that she is paid to pose half naked…I wouldn’t care if she was fully naked…because the internet has made naked so accessible that we don’t need people like that to waste space in our brains…yet here I am making it seem like she matters…when really she doesn’t..especially in these shitty pics…

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All I see when I look at pictures of this Sports Illustrated created model, who unlike their other models, is not fat…but flawed in her own way, thanks to being pretty retarded looking…I’m talking works at a discount work program rate like she was Chrissy Teigan, you know will work just to see the flashes because flashes make her feel good…but not as good as Adam Levine cock…until it left her…but the one thing that will she can never outlive…is that her tainted pussy will always smell like Maroon 5 to me…

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Beach Bunny is a bathing suit company that doesn’t pay their models…because they are either owned by Sports Illustrated, or that’s part of their ad deal…because every single one of their campaigns involves one of the Sports Illustrated girls…whether it is Kate Upton on the beach looking’ for food, because that’s what she does…or Irina Shayk thanking her gay boyfriend she beards for getting her in the magazine thanks to his high powered sports agents to get her in Sports Illustrated because Sports Illustrated is owned by the athletes they feature….to this Nina bitch, who is retarded looking, making me think she’s more of a wish foundation storyline, or a retard work program storyline, rather than a sleeping with the photographer, editor and publisher storyline…

For the record, I don’t just hate SI because they hate me…I hate SI because of their poor quality work, photos, models even if it comes with tons of hype and works on the middle american retard who doesn’t know any better because he’s a middle american retard and the Swimsuit issue is the only porn to his good natured, Christian, sad self…

Either way, here she is posing in the bathing suits….that can’t mask the smell of Adam Levine on her pussy….and here I am giving them a free fucking ad. This is all part of the reason I hate myself and think I should end it all right now….

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Semi-Retarded because they photoshop out the full-retard looking Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny, which is a company that I am pretty sure SI owns, because what better brand extension for a Swimsuit edition, that to own the swimsuits in the Swimsuit edition, while using all these eager bitches who want to be famous so they can fuck A-Listers to model their shit the rest of the year…it just makes fiscal sense…and I don’t mind looking at it, even if staring at a bitch in a bikini who was tainted by Adam Levine is probably the least productive thing I could be doing right now….

I decided to throw up a few of her recent instagram pics – since they are circulating and why not…

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Nina Agdal is Adam Levine’s penis reject. She also looks like she has Down’s Syndrome, making me thing that either she comes at the right price, with the right level of exposure or name, you know the discount retard work program version….but then I think maybe she’s just the bikini world’s way of saying “Hey Retards can Float Too, we got you covered in all your bikini needs”…you know scouring the world for that one retard with a hot body that the orderly didn’t knock up one night when she escaped the institution….but then I realize…she’s probably not retarded at all and the only thing retarded about her and that forehead, is the choices in dudes she groupies on for fame….not cuz they reject her, but cuz she let him in her…unprotected…

EIther way, this is some fashion video she did that I stole

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Nina Agdal, the pussy Adam Levine tainted and fired, who looks half retarded but liked by the model industry because she has a rocking’ body, that looks good in a bikini, and that probably charges the retard prate, like when I worked at a drug store, and some poor handicapped dude, who always had boners in his uniform, and who I’d make ask the cashiers creepy things, who was straight from the retard home, was brought in to sweep floors for 2 dollars an hour, that he probably say 50 cents of..only less half naked…or easy to tolerate because she looks like this half naked…I mean dealing with a retard you don’t want to have sex with can be frustrating, but when you do want to have sex with them, all their retard things that grate on your nerves, becoming endearing because you know she’s too retarded to say no, so you put up with it…

Either way, she’s posing with a giant blow-up picture of her ass, and that’s gotta be a fetish to someone out there….

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Whenever I see Nina Agdal…I am reminded that she has had unprotected sex with Adam Levine, like she is still stained by his semen, but more importantly, she wasn’t good enough to keep Adam Levine…which makes her pretty fucking awful…

She also reminds me of the guy I saw making out with a girl with Down’s Syndrome in public, in a he took her out of the institution she clearly lived at for a day trip, and was taking advantage hard…not because of true love…but because mentally handicapped people have a hard time saying no…literally…not to mention they are horny as fuck and always masturbating….

Here she is posing in underwear.

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