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2013

21

Oct

Nina Agdal’s Boring Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

Nina Agdal aka one of the many vaginas tainted by Adam Levine is in some Holiday lingerie catalog pics…that like most lingerie catalog pics are boring as fuck…and not even worth looking at, yet for some reason, a reason I call tits get hits, I feel compelled to post this…you see I don’t care about Nina Agdal or her story…or her career…or even that she is paid to pose half naked…I wouldn’t care if she was fully naked…because the internet has made naked so accessible that we don’t need people like that to waste space in our brains…yet here I am making it seem like she matters…when really she doesn’t..especially in these shitty pics…

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2013

15

Oct

Nina Agdal in Catalog Bikini Pics of the Day

All I see when I look at pictures of this Sports Illustrated created model, who unlike their other models, is not fat…but flawed in her own way, thanks to being pretty retarded looking…I’m talking works at a discount work program rate like she was Chrissy Teigan, you know will work just to see the flashes because flashes make her feel good…but not as good as Adam Levine cock…until it left her…but the one thing that will she can never outlive…is that her tainted pussy will always smell like Maroon 5 to me…

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2013

14

Oct

Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny Swimwear of the Day

Beach Bunny is a bathing suit company that doesn’t pay their models…because they are either owned by Sports Illustrated, or that’s part of their ad deal…because every single one of their campaigns involves one of the Sports Illustrated girls…whether it is Kate Upton on the beach looking’ for food, because that’s what she does…or Irina Shayk thanking her gay boyfriend she beards for getting her in the magazine thanks to his high powered sports agents to get her in Sports Illustrated because Sports Illustrated is owned by the athletes they feature….to this Nina bitch, who is retarded looking, making me think she’s more of a wish foundation storyline, or a retard work program storyline, rather than a sleeping with the photographer, editor and publisher storyline…

For the record, I don’t just hate SI because they hate me…I hate SI because of their poor quality work, photos, models even if it comes with tons of hype and works on the middle american retard who doesn’t know any better because he’s a middle american retard and the Swimsuit issue is the only porn to his good natured, Christian, sad self…

Either way, here she is posing in the bathing suits….that can’t mask the smell of Adam Levine on her pussy….and here I am giving them a free fucking ad. This is all part of the reason I hate myself and think I should end it all right now….

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2013

01

Oct

Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny Swimwear of the Day

Semi-Retarded because they photoshop out the full-retard looking Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny, which is a company that I am pretty sure SI owns, because what better brand extension for a Swimsuit edition, that to own the swimsuits in the Swimsuit edition, while using all these eager bitches who want to be famous so they can fuck A-Listers to model their shit the rest of the year…it just makes fiscal sense…and I don’t mind looking at it, even if staring at a bitch in a bikini who was tainted by Adam Levine is probably the least productive thing I could be doing right now….

I decided to throw up a few of her recent instagram pics – since they are circulating and why not…

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2013

26

Sep

Nina Agdal in a Swimsuit Video of the DAy

Nina Agdal is Adam Levine’s penis reject. She also looks like she has Down’s Syndrome, making me thing that either she comes at the right price, with the right level of exposure or name, you know the discount retard work program version….but then I think maybe she’s just the bikini world’s way of saying “Hey Retards can Float Too, we got you covered in all your bikini needs”…you know scouring the world for that one retard with a hot body that the orderly didn’t knock up one night when she escaped the institution….but then I realize…she’s probably not retarded at all and the only thing retarded about her and that forehead, is the choices in dudes she groupies on for fame….not cuz they reject her, but cuz she let him in her…unprotected…

EIther way, this is some fashion video she did that I stole

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2013

24

Sep

Nina Agdal Posing With her Giant Ass of the Day

Nina Agdal, the pussy Adam Levine tainted and fired, who looks half retarded but liked by the model industry because she has a rocking’ body, that looks good in a bikini, and that probably charges the retard prate, like when I worked at a drug store, and some poor handicapped dude, who always had boners in his uniform, and who I’d make ask the cashiers creepy things, who was straight from the retard home, was brought in to sweep floors for 2 dollars an hour, that he probably say 50 cents of..only less half naked…or easy to tolerate because she looks like this half naked…I mean dealing with a retard you don’t want to have sex with can be frustrating, but when you do want to have sex with them, all their retard things that grate on your nerves, becoming endearing because you know she’s too retarded to say no, so you put up with it…

Either way, she’s posing with a giant blow-up picture of her ass, and that’s gotta be a fetish to someone out there….

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2013

18

Sep

Nina Agdal for some Underwear Collection of the Day

Whenever I see Nina Agdal…I am reminded that she has had unprotected sex with Adam Levine, like she is still stained by his semen, but more importantly, she wasn’t good enough to keep Adam Levine…which makes her pretty fucking awful…

She also reminds me of the guy I saw making out with a girl with Down’s Syndrome in public, in a he took her out of the institution she clearly lived at for a day trip, and was taking advantage hard…not because of true love…but because mentally handicapped people have a hard time saying no…literally…not to mention they are horny as fuck and always masturbating….

Here she is posing in underwear.

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2013

10

Sep

Nina Agdal Catalog Pics of the Day

So if you are a water head with a body hot enough to get a modelling contract to pay for your assisted retard living that leads to banging Adam Levine…when he is broken up with the Victoria’s Secret model he is slated to marry…you will end up a catalog model…for a company that is not quite Victoria’s Secret, you know a little lower on the status scale, not that Victoria’s Secret is high end, but Victoria’s Secret is what all these cunts aspire to work for…so when I look at her not only do I see a groupie tainted by Adam Levine, a guy girls may love, but I can’t stand because his shitty pop music pollutes my life…but also a bitch who wasn’t even good enough for Adam Levine, who just comes in second…and sometimes the second place girl is the easiest one to fuck.

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2013

28

Aug

Nina Agdal Does Instagram of the Day

Nina Agdal got dumped by Adam Levine, so she’s doing the only rational thing a girl who has been dumped can do, and that is post slutty fucking pictures on the internet because slutty pictures on the internet are the best way to get revenge from a dude who is already engaged to another model who looks less retarded than you, and who clearly cares about what you are up to, like you were more than just a hot body to fuck while one break with his girlfriend….but at least it attracts male attention…attention you need to feel like you’re hot now that you’ve been shit on…after such a great year of being loved from everyone…

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2013

13

Aug

Nina Agdal’s Boring Catalog Pics of the Day

Nina Agdal was dumped by Adam Levine after he fucked her…and any girl not good enough for Adam Levine, isn’t good enough for me.

But I will post pics of her semi-retard looking face in boring catalog pics, because a body can carry a girl to the top…or at least SI Swimsuit, a magazine I am sure she’s in the running for SI Cover…if Emrata doesn’t beat her to it with her new found fame…which I think she will.

I just hate her, partially for being so typical in groupie-ing on Maroon 5…no wait…entirely for groupie-ing on Maroon 5….

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