Sports Illustrated model Nina Agdal is modelling Sports Illustrated owned and affiliated Beach Bunny Wedding line….which is funny considering the real bride is going to be Behati Prinsloo over at Victoria’s Secret, because this Nina girl was dumped by Adam Levine to go off and marry the better one…but at least Nina can still wear bride themed bikinis…I hope she cried with every one she put on…

Here she is in her beer commercial…

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Nina Agdal was photoshopped to shit in both the promo pics and actual pics of this Cristal beer commercial she was cast to be a part of…because Nina Agdal is reaching…doing all she can because this year is probably the last chance she has to have a cover in Sports Illustrated which is all that matter to her, since Sports Illustrated owns her…unfortunately, Emily Ratajkowski is probably going to be the cover girl, back burner-ing Nina…but at least she’ll always have Cristal beer….

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Nina Agdal, a model I like to think of as Adam Levine’s unwanted leftovers that are tainted with his semen – provided he is actually hetero and not just a girl models “fuck” because it is good for their marketing….

She is also owned by Sports Illustrated, used in campaigns for affiliated bikini companies, that people like me promote because it’s a girl in a bikini..

She also has a downs syndrome face, that you may or may not notice when staring at her photoshopped body…and the whole thing is uninteresting…but what is interesting is that Kate Upton was considered hotter and a bigger deal than her…and Kate Upton’s success or popularity robbed Nina of her cover…

Leaving her a broken women, who probably feels like she fucking sucks, her man left her for a VS Angel/model…and her dream cover shoot she felt she was owed since she gave her life to Sports Illustrated, it was her everything, was giving to a fat model..and I like that kind of failure on the inside even when in a place so many girls wish they were at…my kind of broken.

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I always laugh at Nina Agdal because she looks like she’s semi retarded, because she may be semi retarded and apparently, at least based on Brooklyn Decker, Sports Illustrated likes that look, otherwise they wouldn’t be pushing Nina as aggressively as they do….but to every retard head is a vagina, a usually a body, that sometimes makes you see past what most would consider a flaw…to focus on what is important, and that is the rest of her…and every once in a while, the rest of her, all half naked and shit, looks fucking ripped, hot and ready to be mounted in a way that makes all of us wish she was less of a retard head and more of a retard, all institutionalized, so that we could get a job working as her orderly changing her diaper, with out mouths…..

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Nina Agdal’s PR team is on hyperdrive right now. They know SI is making the cover decision and they know that they need to get as much press as possible so that they chose Nina…she’s up against all the overrated SI models….as well as new girls like Emily Ratajkowski, who I assume is actually going to get the cover, but that doesn’t mean that the Agdal team isn’t going to put up a fight…book campaigns, do paparazzi, pics, come up with a scandal…it’s fucking now or never…motherfuckers…and here she is bikini modelling…cuz retard head or not, she’s still half naked…

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I am really not a Nina Agdal fan at all. I think she’s overrated, and I think her face usually looks like she’s a retarded person, begging for money for her retard home at the mall…and I don’t think her ass is as good as a bikini models ass should be…and I the rest of her is alright…but still nothing worth celebrating the way Sports Illustrated celebrates her because I assume Sports Illustrated bought her from some human trafficker in whatever country she’s from and own her and that’s why they promote her so much….

That said, these pics she posted of her on her instagram with some football paint on her face, even though she’s clothed, is some of her better work in hiding the retard face, and I felt the need to share it with you….

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I am convinced that not only does Nina Agdal still smell like Adam Levine’s sperm that he accidentally spilled on her when taking a break from his fiancé who is some other model….

I am also convinced that she is a full retard who happened to luck out in the body department because everyone has something to offer…even full retards in the home…whether it is sex they can’t tell on you for…or cheap labor…or a hot body…or even a drooly mouth to stick your dick in…while they play with rocks in the corner…

I’m hoping this new possibly gay dude, who is possibly her boyfriend or handler has a lot of money, because that SI caliber swimsuit model body she’s been milking…is gone the route of other SI girls…like Kate Upton because SI has no fucking taste and choose the worst girls ever…as Nina Agdal’s body is hardly as hot as it was, not that it’s getting all fat thighed and dumpy assed and shit…because I guess she assumes that’s what people want…

Bitch needs to get her squats on!

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When I look at Nina Agdal, all I smell is Adam Levine’s left overs he forgot on the counter at one of his houses he hasn’t been in in the last 6 months…only to come back to and say “oh shit, remember when I ate that shit, it wasn’t good then, and it’s not good now that it’s rotten on my counter, stinking up my house, where’s the fucking Filipino maid, why did we allow this to happen”…but then again, I could just be smelling my own ass, I’m not one for Hygiene…

But whatever the smell is, this retard faced awesome body ho, who prefers to be called a bikini model, does have a rocking’ body, and here it is behind the mother fuckin’ scenes…

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