Here is the story…Last year, Nina Agdal was being pushed aggressively by her people to be the next cover girl for SI…so aggressively that I was convinced she was going to be the next cover girl…and I truly do not give a fuck about SI or the girls they feature…

However, SI had sales objectives to meet and I guess in that decided to go with the sure shot Kate Upton, who the world loves, even though she’s fat, because it would be a good press angle that she had more covers that some bitch in the 60s with fat tits…

Nina Agdal even fucked Adam Levine to help build her profile…something that tainted her for life…

I am sure, the SI team assured her that they were sorry, it was numbers and next year (as in this year) she had it in the bag…

Then Emily Ratajkowski happened….

And SI booked Emily to do their shoot, knowing she’d be on the cover, because she’s a bigger deal than Kate Upton….and Nina Agdal is reaching like a thirsty bitch…to get noticed…because maybe…just maybe…she will win cover…because she deserves it…after all the press hustle…and years of working with SI…even though she knows she won’t…

But in being a thirsty girl reaching…she’s been doing the Emily Ratajkowski and showing her nipples…something that a year ago…she pretty much said she’d never do…and I know one thing…I love a desperate girl…even if she looks semi-retarded…

I keep rooting for her, even if it’s a sad storyline…it’s better than still being in war torn Russia or working the cam sites…like the other girls from her home town…

Here are her nipples for some Danish magazine…like I said…she’s REACHING…hard.

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