I don’t find Nina Agdal hot…I mean sure she’s got a good body, but so many girls have good bodies, it’s the fucking 2010s, girls take care of themselves, I see that shit on Instagram, they all want to be Nina Agdal level of celebrity, even if this OP campaign is really the only thing Nina Agdal’s got paid for in a while…you see everyone thinks these models make millions, but they don’t, because so many other girls want to be them, so for years and years they work for free or for very little until becoming a name, like Nina Agdal that people hire because she’s got a fan base like you…

Meaning…she probably makes 250k a year, which is good for someone to walk around in a bikini once or twice a month, but not good enough to make her not groupie for people like Adam Levine, the worst human ever, who she wasn’t even good enough for, making her real bottom of the barrel trash, but here she is in some behind the scenes bullshit..

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On February 7…I posted a picture of Nina Agdal Grabbing her tit for a magazine called THE EDITORIALIST ..I probably wrote something very witty and amazing…that’s why I am internet famous and no one cares about me and you’re not…

You know about her disabled looking face that reminds me of a work program that Adam Levine took advantage of because it was disabled and couldn’t fend for itself…because otherwise we have to accept she fucked him by choice…meaning she’s into that kind of piece of shit…which may not be her immigrant fault…but she should know better…

Well, apparently there’s a video from the shoot with nipples and here it is…

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They cast Nina Agdal in some shitty, commercial, Walmart bikini brand campaign video, alongside a bunch of instagram models, because I guess they throw the budget at the babe Sports Illustrated lent them, and the midget instagram models with over 100k followers on instagram, do it for free…not to mention, they make the real model look like an actual model, you know like average girls who use fat chicks to make themselves hotter, and all of a sudden your shitty product line makes sense…because you’ll get some buzz….

I am not a core anything, I don’t care if something is authentic, nothing really is anymore, everything is mainstream shit, I just know OP is garbage, made in afghanistan, gives yeast infection shit, I used to know some girl who’s father ran it and even she wouldn’t be caught dead in the shit, it’s just designed for tweens with no style, and/or money, leveraging a surf brand-name from the 80s… But I will say…Nina Agdal looks alright in a bikini…

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Nina Agdal is in some bikini campaign, because that is what Nina Agdal does…and as far as I’m concerned it’s just another bitch in a bikini photoshoot that looks like every other bikini photoshoot, whether her body is rocking’ or not…

It’s just an era where hot body girls post bikini pics of themselves all fucking day on instagram, that girls like Nina Agdal become average and the pro shots of them because stagnant…like a swamp…that reminds me of her pussy…since Adam Levine has come in it…

I am probably one of the only dudes who is bored of girls in bikinis…what’s next for me…stay tuned…but I assume it involves asshole….

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If you’re a big enough virgin loser fan boy who is all about Nina Agdal despite her downs syndrome kind of face…you’ll probably see nipple in these outtakes for Sports Illustrated that I call “second wind marketing”…hype died down, let’s try to get a few more magazine subscriptions sold…

I find these pics boring, which is almost insane to say, because she’s naked and pulling down her shorts like some kind of porn shoot, you know before the porn happens, but I guess I am just desensitized and find this bottom feeding garbage…

TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

I think her shoot would be more interesting if a snake at a crocodile on set…

All this to say…these outtakes have be retouced.

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Nina Agdal did Cosmo…and no one cared because she also did Sports Illustrated and no one cared…and in sports illustrated she was actually half naked and posing like some kind of slut…but it turns out after a few conversations I’ve had with people who don’t worry or think about these irrelevant people who don’t contribute anything to the world…is that there is hope…average people don’t even know Sports Illustrated happened, they don’t know who Nina Agdal is…and that for some reason makes me happy…unlike these clothed pics of her that just accentuate her water-head retard face…

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I am not getting paid by Nina Agdal or by Carl’s Jr…so I have no idea why I am posting their commercial…a commercial that they produced for the sole purpose of paying TV and Youtube to play in front of videos…for everyone to be annoyed by but for everyone to accept as all part of the distribution of media because it is important that all these people make billions of dollars selling to companies who make billions of dollars…all by brain washing us with models who probably make 1000 dollars a day, and only work 10 days a month….

I mean seriously, I am posting a fucking commercial for free…that they have a multi million dollar budget to spend on…and I am acting like it is news…because there’s a fucking bikini model for Sports Illustrated in it…what the fuck.

I just bought into their scam…but in my defense, I am more into the burger in her panties that Adam Levine ruined…but that’s just because I like tainted meat, it’s always more affordable…and tasty…

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I make fun of Nina Agdal for looking like she’s retarded retarded…I’m talking downs syndrome in a home retarded…and part of a work program where she gets paid a discount rate…filling some sort of affirmative action that 10 percent of your workforce needs to be disabled…otherwise you’re not an ethical company……but when she’s grabbing at her tit like some little porn slut about to take two dicks…her retardation disappears…and my love for her…and want and need to care for her is all that matters…

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Nina Agdal’s pushing her brand as hard as she can because she knows that it’s her turn to cover SI Swimsuit, and this year she’s up against a lot of competition, because it’s the 50th anniversary, and they’ll probably do one big happy family photo of all the models from the past til now, pushing Nina to the back burner yet again…and even if they don’t do that, she’s up against a much hotter Irina Shayk and Emily Ratajkowski, as well as blue collar crowd Favorite Kate Upton….and the fact that I am talking about a cover of a magazine that doesn’t matter, like it does matter, makes me feel as vapid as these dumb model bitches, because in their world it’s all that fucking matters to them…when in reality they should just be rollin’ through Terry Richardson’s studio more regularly cuz this is the hottest off see this one…normally she looks semi-retarded…in a downs syndrome kind of way….

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