Nina Agdal is boring.

I mean I’m sure she’s got a fun and exciting instagram thanks to living the model life…

You know the life where rich guys buy her shit…finance a lot of five star good times…and her immigrant ass that should have probably worked as a bartender or waitress now gets to travel the world in luxury…and for free…all thanks to getting booked in one magazine’s swimsuit issue a few years ago – that she didn’t even get paid for but that paved the way to this life…

Now she’s getting work…and it’s dull…We have two campaigns here…one for Bebe and one for Leonisa…both shitty as fuck and not just because she looks a little downsy.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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Nina Agdal makes me laugh, not because she’s got a fucked up face, or because she’s considered one of the most relevant bikini models of the last few years, thanks to Sports Illustrated and their marketing budgets, who figure if they make money off free models, they might as well promote those free models, to do free work for partner companies, like shit was the WWF and they own the immigrant…

But because she sounds like a gay man when she talks. I guess that’s because she learned English on set with gay men, you know they run the hair and make-up they put her through so that she doesn’t look as downs syndrome as she normally does…

And what it comes down to is when you have a body like this, your head doesn’t matter…what matters is that Adam Levine has cum inside you on your quest to find a rich and famous husband, as immigrant models tend to do, and that that imagery is impossible to delete…so here are some pics of her and some Australian Model for Mambo…

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Nina Agdal just next levelled the selfie game, because she’s a professional…and her job is to be on camera…

She should show the world why she’s famous and successful doing this MODEL shit, and she should not allow the low level instagram models outshine her hustle…

So girl, took a selfie in car, in a bra…because she’s all about multitasking and laying stake in the ground as the motherfucking selfie queen.

Now I make fun of her head a lot, she’s got a bad angle that makes her look like a retard from a work program, but the fact is that she’s clearly not a full retard, since she got from wherever she’s from to America and we’re all paying attention to her, whether it’s via her tits or not, she still did it, and for that…

All this to say, retard face or not, she’s still hot…especially when winning at instagram…

Here she is using her box…for strength not to fuck Avril Lavigne….

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Nina Agdal made this funny instagram video..that I guess is supposed to show her acting range, in a casual creeper style video, but that fixates on her face, forehead and head…that I like to refer to as a RETARD HEAD…like full on helmet wearing, playing with rocks in his wheelchair in the park RETARD Face…that’s not to say she’s not hot, or interesting, talented, or hot bodied…and it’s not to say she doesn’t deserve to be here, it’s just a matter of preference…or hiring a thirsty, discount bargain basement immigrant model from a work program…to integrate her into society like they do at the pharmacy…

HERE SHE IS IN SOME BIKINI OUTTAKES CLICK HERE – I am too lazy to post them…because she’s not that good…

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You want to know what fucking sucks?? Catalog pics of a bikini model in a bikini…not because I hate bikinis, or bikini models in bikinis, but because they are always fucking boring…because shit is for a catalog and not a bikini model fetish site…where there’s any concept of strategy in making shit interesting….

Whether it is retard head Nina Agdal, the hooker who broke down so many barriers like so many hookers before her, you know booking SI Swimsuit for free, without having an Athlete boyfriend…or any other of these bitches…shit is not inspiring and more just marketing for them to find rich husbands like so many hookers before her…

Boring.

What could they do to make it better? Maybe a little Pornstar Experience…that is hooker talk for ANAL!!

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Nina Agdal decided to show off her fitness…and no one really cared, except me, but not because I respect a girl who is paid to be fit, who has a toned body, because she’s paid to be fit, or because I love muscle mass on bitches, because a muscular back is really only something a dude who likes dudes would be very into…since it’s not really all that feminine…at least not in this pose…I like it because her back means I don’t look at her dumb hooker face, a face that looks like it belongs in a home for full-retards, the kind of retard in a helmet drooling on his retard self….a face I tolerate because but her body, especially from the front, looks like it belongs in the bikini campaigns she books…..

ALl this to say, Nina’s not all that hot, has a great body, and her back doesn’t turn me on, but if you have a back fetish, because you know that’s what you’d see fucking her from behind, if you weren’t lost her in asshole, it may be exciting to you…and that’s all I have to say about that, in fact, I’ve said too much…

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Nina Agdal posted this video of her running around in a onsie like a retard…because based on her forehead and face structure…she is a retard…she just happens to have a hot fucking body that allows companies to book her on some work program shit at a discount from the other models, and as long as she doesn’t throw her shit at them, or keep her retard helmet she wears to not bang her retard head against the wall repeatedly like all retards…she’s good to go…

If you don’t like her full retard…Here she is in some campaign showing off her great body:

If you don’t like that here she is spinning in leggings – since you prefer not seeing her act a full retard…. CLICK HERE

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Nina Agdal posted this test shoot of her weirdo face on instagram…that creeps me out, unless I stare directly at her tits, because her face freaks me out…it’s like she’s putting me to the test here…with something so good next to something so bad…in a virtual game you lose when you look up…

But maybe I’m being dramatic, and maybe she’s not so bad, it’s just knowing that Adam Levine has fucked her, makes her and any sex appeal she might have once had, pretty much dead to me….even if every once in a while I like downs syndrome bitches…I’d rather turn elsewhere for that fix…I get like that knowing who’s cum in a bitch….

Here’s what could be her ass playing basketball cuz she’s tall as fuck

TO SEE HER AT SOME EVENT IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE

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Nina Agdal is in some behind the scenes for some photoshoot that I didn’t bother researching because I research is for nerdy weirdos and I don’t really care for Nina Agdal, not even when she gets nude pics of her from dudes she fucked in Miami posted to the internet, because people fuck, and this model, despite being a big name, doesn’t make much money, is no different than most hookers out there, and really may even still hook to live the lavish life while trying to recruit gay celebrity husbands like Adam Levine, who she turned out to be not good enough for, which is pretty bad, considering he’s the worst, so bad that I can’t even look at her objectively, all I see is maroon….and it’s the fucking worst.

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Nina Agdal is hardly nude for a model hooker who gets nude for money cuz it is her job, but is a story, because it’s a cellphone pic is making me work on a Sunday….Better than the average church, but I prefer drinking on my Sundays to spending 2-5 minutes posting this.

Nina Agdal is a bikini model from “not america”. Her getting naked to get ahead is really not a new concept to her, she just normally does it for money and no cellphone pics capture the moment, because most models, at least when they are getting their start are hookers, who get flown to Dubai to get shit on by rich arabs…and the candy coated free modelling they do for Sports Illustrated is really just marketing for that part of job, the part of the job that actually pays.

Now I’m not sure Nina Agdal was ever a hooker who slept her way to anywhere, I know nothing about her, but I do know that to get selected amongst the locals in her home, probably involved a little extra push, seeing how so many girls want to get to her level of fame, and they’d do it for free…and they are hotter than her…

That’s not to say Denmark breeds model hookers, it’s to say all models are hookers….just ask Adam Levine and Leonardo who pass them around like they are…but unfortunately, don’t pass around pics of their “real work”….because seeing her fuck is better than seeing her text naked.

UPdate – apparently some dude she fucked in Miami During Ultra took this pic, and by dude in Miami she fucked, I mean she staged it.

TO SEE SOME BIKINI PICS OF HER CLICK HERE

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