I like to laugh at Nina Agdal’s funny face, I call her handicapped or DOWNS SYNDROMEY but the reality is that she’s got a great body…and a great body is all that matters fatty.

No one cares about your personality, or your talents, even when they your blow job aptitude is off the charts…people care about how good you look naked face or no face…I mean even a burn victim with a body has a better chance than someone with a shitty body…except that you can’t really touch burn victims..

Either way, I been told she’s essentially an escort – who gets paid by rich people to hang, like every other model, because that’s actually the definition of modelling and a clause in a lot of their contracts, so the High Profile dudes can write off their sugar daddying and the agencies get their take and no one is the wiser…and that just makes her hotter, and should make you want to make more money.

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There are two things I am not a fan of…one is catalog pictures in any and all circumstances, they are photoshopped weird, they celebrate clothes that I want nothing to do with, and they most importantly, showcase no pussy definition or nipple, which is really the only reason I am looking at catalog pics in the first place…you know a tribute to the 70s when I was self discovering in shitty catalogs that couldn’t afford photoshop or what they called “air brushing” since photoshop didn’t exist…I’m old…It’s like I’m not going to be purchasing any of this shit, show me the fucking cameltoe…

The other thing I don’t like is Nina Agdal’s face. If I was into it, I’d be working as a volunteer at the severely retarded center…you know trying to prevent them from masturbating everywhere we fucking go…but their big brains have figured out that they can get out of working and spend their days masturbating by playing dumb..clever fucks….unless they are Nina Agdal, who’s ego forced her out of the institution and onto the pages of SI…

I still love her body though…I’m not all negative…I got love in my soul

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I laugh at Nina Agdal’s weirdo face on the regular.

Not because I don’t like her, or think she’s a bad person. I don’t even think she is overrated as a model, because I have a feeling she’s not even breaking a million dollars a year in earnings. Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay, and these other campaigns she’s doing are probably around 30k a month, which is still a lot of money, that she probably doesn’t spend thanks to having dudes pay her, as all models have dudes who pay for them…I just don’t think her immigrant face is good enough to be where it is, but that immigrant ass is pretty fucking perfect and erases and deletes her other countless flaws, like looking like a dude with downs syndrome..

I’m not a hater, at least not when I’m looking at an ass like this…it’s actually hard to hate much when lost in these cheeks anxiously awaiting leaked anus pics.

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I’ve heard all kinds of stories about immigrant Nina Agdal being on the program. Which is what I call girls who are signed models, but who get payroll from rich guys to hang out when the rich guys can get away from their wives, because rich guys can buy anything they want, and models, are just one step away from prostitutes…you know they already get paid to show off their bodies, what’s getting paid to fuck someone, when they are fucking people all the time anyway…it’s just part of the process…

My favorite picture of her was nude on the bed in Miami during the Sports Illustrated swimsuit launch, you know the story was that she was with some rich college kid and he documented it, because you would to…if you had a drugged up parting Nina naked in your bed after fucking her…I am too lazy to look for that pic, but you can google or search it on the site…I’m more into the future than the past…and the future is that she’s wearing panties, not shy to show those panties, because lets face it, she’s always in panties, and I am surprised she’s even wearing panties, she must be on her period or fresh out of an abortion or dealing with a yeast infection…because girls like this only put on panties when getting paid…right…right…

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I wonder if I am the only straight dude in the world who hates lingerie catalog pics. I get it, in the early 90s when we didn’t have porn, we used to jerk off to this nonsense, but thanks to the state of the world and the fact that nudity is so accessible, the last thing I need to do is jerk off to this wholesome photoshopped shit, that looks cheap and badly shot, not that I jerk off, that’s for weirdos…but you get what I am saying….and that is that Nina Agdal looks like a retard let out on activity day…where instead of hitting her head against things, forcing her to be helmeted, she’s half naked with a rockin’ body…and rockin’ body that make her retard face good enough…a rockin’ body that is totally shot weird in these pics, from a weird angle, making her look all long torso….not that any of you care about that…I mean it’s a little picky and ridiculous really, there is a half naked girl getting paid a lot of money right here, for this…I should be celebrating this, not hating on it…even if I think they should have got her at a discount, like the pharmacy I used to work at got when they brought in the handicaps to clean the store…because she’s not as top model as she pretends to be…I bet she’s still fucking rich dudes for designer purses and her rent money even with the jobs she gets. All models do.

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What the fuck is going on with her face..this is Nina Agdal, a model for Sports Illustrated who has a lot more fame that she probably deserves, at least based on her face alone, because proven in the above picture she’s more handicapped looking than Brooklyn Decker…it’ like they were from the same retard home and SI needed to pass the torch to some special needs people to keep their magazine politically correct…

But I guess when you put her whole body into frame, and into perspective, everything seems a lot more interesting and the whole bikini model thing makes sense..it’s not about the face, it’s about the body and maybe in all her water head glory, she’s just got bad make-up on…I mean it’s some cheesy vegas event, you might as well cheese it up to fit in….

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Nina Agdal is an overrated immigrant hooker who has managed to get into a pretty relevant magazine for Swimsuit companies, and thus has booked at least one or two campaigns, using her silly looking retard head, to sell bikinis….she’s also used that magazine to get herself unprotected sex with Adam Levine, tainting her amazing body, the only thing she had going for her…cuz that retard head is just too handicapped to really fall in love with…but I guess these are decisions people make for security, when swept up by the industry and made famous, especially when they are immigrants and don’t any better. They just hear American music and swoon, even shitty American Music like Maroon 5…so when she finally comes to America…she figures she should let America and the pop culture it pollutes the world with should come to her…it’s really just per being patriotic to her new home..

Either way, here she is in a bikini campaign and it’s boring as fuck.

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Nina Agdal may not have a good face…she looks like she’s handicapped to me…but she has sweaty tits…and feels the need to show her fan base the sweaty tits because I guess it’s her to get a little attention in these happy times knowing that she didn’t Marry Adam Levine…who he dated during his break-up with his now crazy wife who got him and who thanks to Nina Agdal’s personality…he went back to and decided to settle with…making me think if she’s not good enough for Adam Levine..she’s not good enough for life…since he’s the fucking worst…but her sweaty tits make me think she’s not all bad…there’s good to her..just don’t look past her neck.

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Maybe I am a little hard on Nina Agdal for being a broken down face, you know the kind of face that looks like it has an extra chromosome face…a little on the Downs Syndrome face…with a rocking’ body that people seems to focus on and ignore the face…but I can’t look past it…there are a lot of babes, hotter than this, better bodies and faces, who want to work in swimwear for free. They want to shoot for SI for free. Book one or two catalogs for 15-20k a year…and spend the rest of her time making appearances for 1000 dollars a day…while maintaining her “celebrity”…because it will find her a billionaire boyfriend who likes his wife to be in Sports Illustrated. It’s a status thing.

I don’t think Nina Agdal makes money. I don’t think she’s amazing. But she has this celebrity that she can use to carry her to the bedroom – a bedroom I was much more into last time she was in miami… REMEMEBER – WHEN A DUDE SHE FUCKED TOOK A NUDE PIC AFTER FUCKING HER – ….that was the Nina I liked…

Anyway, I hit her instagram, and this is apparently her new comedy routine – it’s weird…but you’ll jerk off to it – because you like her and you like mouths and more importantly…you like puppets…because puppets are all you’ve ever had…it makes your masturbation more playful.

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The most tragic thing is that Nina Agdal doesn’t always look as good as she does in these pictures of her going a little more racy than she’s used to….naked, wet fabric, almost erotica, soft core porno edgy shit. I guess now that she’s finally got 1/3 of a cover of SI with other half breed, half ass, not hot models…showing off what got her to the top, not that she’s at the top, but she’s better than a bitch on Model Mayhem soliciting sex, in theory, not practice because at least the model mayhem chick will fuck…while this one, will just show off model sized implants, a rocking’ body…that and willingness to use it….trying to generate some buzz…about herself so that she finally makes a fucking dollar…

You see normally, she’s way more downs syndrome-y…

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