I’ve seen Nina Agdal in person.

She’s a bit of a monster. She’s also a drunken, probably drugged up wreck, who is rude, and who walks around Miami like she’s the most important thing in Miami, because compared to the other attention whores who live in Miami, she probably is, I mean she’s actually done Sports Illustrated swimsuit, while the other ones just do staged paparazzi…

That said, here she is riding her bike, exposing her panties as her dead vagina grinds up against the bike seat, in what would make you want to sniff the seat, especially in the hot Miami weather…all while smoking a cigarette…and to think I thought this girl had Downs Syndrome or some other disorder….while she’s actually so talented all proven by the multi-tasking…

Either way, not exciting, but it happened…I’d just expect more spread vagina out of this bottom feeder who is already starting to get old as fuck and who should really just secure that sugar daddy she’s probably already milking hard…right…

She’s the worst…

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I have been making fun of Nina Agdal since she hit the scene. I made fun of her Danish face that looks like it is semi retarded since day one. The only real redeeming thing about her was her ass and hot body, at least in pictures, and I just focused on this conflict that is her existence…

I mean the reality is she’s a Sports Illustrated model, which means she’s hardly an actual model ,but last month I saw her in person and she’s awful looking.

I’m talking drunk and haggard, with a shitty attitude, that deserves all the shit we have colelctively given her..she’s just this tall monster…all massive trying to draw attention to herself because she thinks she’s important…

And for that…I have vowed to hate on her every chance I get, like in these pics from Cosmo, that are hardly whorish enough for a girl we all know is a fucking whore…I mean how else would she be paying her rent….Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay.

We can assume she’s doing Mexico media in efforts to find a drug lord husband to finance her life….

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I saw Nina Agdal in person…along with being a drunken rude person, she’s also monster sized, downs syndome headed, totally overrated….and must have pulled off a serious scam…by fucking the right people…or something….but then again, when in pictures half naked…for cheesy fucking Christmas shoots…for what I assume is a cheesy fucking underwear company….I mean if they were legit they’d probably use a real model, not a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model, since Sports Illustrated models…are lowest common denominator models…not that it matters..this is her job…and she’s good enough at it. because she’s half naked…

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I saw Nina Agdal at a party about a week and a half ago…she was drunk, probably with her boyfriend, and most importantly, as retard looking in person as she is in pictures. I didn’t feel bad that I’ve spent the last 3 year of her existence, pointing to her forehead thinking – wtf kind of Downs Syndrome is this…not to mention, the rest of her is as big as her head…she’s a monster…making her this pile of drunken shit, that is fully and officially overrated…..and here she is for PHOTO magazine, sucking…because that’s obviously what she does, otherwise how else would she be here from Denmark…it just doesn’t make sense…

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I saw Nina Agdal at one of these Miami parties, she was probably a foot away from me, but figured I wouldn’t tell her who I was, because obviously she knows the site, it’s a big deal, and I target her as one of the overrated models I make fun of…

Turns out that I am right, because I am always right, and she is totally overrated, and making fun of her is totally justified, because her and her downs syndrome face…are also attached to a massive body, all big, awkward, not sexy at all, bitch faced twat, who thinks she’s a big fucking deal as she runs around drunk like some kind of a-lister…because her boyfriends are rich and I guess she’s living the celebrity life, which is better than being back in Denmark….where she belongs…right.

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Photograpehr Bjarke Johansen captured a topless Nina Agdal in this feature called 100 Great Danes, which is far more interesting than the Great Danes you’d find in your local dog park, not because of her possible handicapped Downs Syndrome face, but because of her amazing as fuck body, unless of course you are more into Great Danes you find in the dog park, because they don’t say no to you, like every girl in your life, you dog fucking weirdo…

Other models, who are also Danish, and probably better models, include – Solveig Mork Hansen, Josephine Skriver, Mathilde Goehler & Frederikke Winther

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Nina Agdal is wearing lingerie for some catalog pics that are boring as fuck, but at least they photoshopped out her nipples, I mean we’d hate for a lingerie company to be inappropriate by showing off the true products they are selling, it’s like erase her nipples, even though the bra shows nipples, because this is America, we are Christian, our money talks about GOD we TRUST and GOD doesn’t like nipples, even though according the Christians, he fucking made them…

It’s all very fucking stupid, which is convenient – since Nina Agdal looks like she is half retard.

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Nina Agdal proves that if you have a face or head of someone with a mild retardation – you sure as hell better have an ass that makes her head obsolete – because you know with her facial structure – if she was 50 or 60 pounds heavier – she’d look more like an inbred on Honey Boo Boo’s show…shopping at walmart, than the body used by Walmart to sell fat size versions of what she’s wearing….not that this is a Walmart campaign, but I like to think Nina Agdal is a Walmart caliber model…but she’s still got a great ass – that still smells of Adam Levine…

That said, here are some boring bikini pics…

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#orcafashion love my new dress

A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on Oct 10, 2014 at 9:53pm PDT

Nina Agdal is ridiculous. I’ve always said she looks retarded, now her behavior may prove that theory, something many guys find cute or fun, or like she doesn’t take herself too seriously, and maybe that makes dudes think they can relate to her or take her out for a good time – as long as they are rich enough to pay her nightly rate…

But all I see is Adam Levine’s semen soaked sloppy seconds he didn’t want anything to do with – and that probably should have got pregnant when she had the chance – even though other billionaires will come along and love her – as retards are notoriously really fucking horny and masturbate everywhere they go…I know because I know dudes who work at retard homes and fuck all day everyday – and never get caught because retards have trouble formulating sentences…and he’s not dumb enough to cum in them and get them pregnant…

On that happy note – here’s Nina being retarded.

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Half court #nbd #enthusiastic ????????

A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on Oct 10, 2014 at 4:25pm PDT

Nina Agdal has posted this video – or at least a similar one already. I guess she’s digging into her archive of self shot nonsense to keep her social media updated – the pressures of modern fucking life…and I just want to say that I encourage this behavior from her because she’s not showing off her big, wonky waterhead – as she’s got a bit of a Downs Syndrome vibe…and she’s not really focusing on her “I’m tall as fuck that’s why I am a model, and before being a model, I was a basketball player, since any excuse to get out of communism was a good one”…but she doesn’t have to worry about that anymore, she’s got the stamp of approval that will ensure a rich husband, just not Adam Levine, who has tainted her vagina, but who went for the Victoria’s Secret model instead…I guess he knows handing out green cards to these immigrants is valuable and he’s gotta choose the best he can…who cares…apparently I do..because I just spent 1 minute of my life writing this drivel…

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