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2017

03

Nov

Irina Shayk in a Slutty Cat Suit of the Day

Irina Shayk in a Slutty Cat Suit`

Irina Shayk put on a catsuit to celebrate Halloween, because it’s still Halloween in Russia, or at least it is for a hired vagina an actor as commissioned to make him a baby -girl’s gotta be ready to get in catsuits, lingerie, clown suits, whatever the weirdo actor is into on call, everyday of the week…because that’s what being a high paid escort who is giving a dude the girlfriend experience…he could be like – take out the trash dressed like Jay Leno in Crotchess panties while peeing yourself and girl would…like the strategic sex worker she is…

Especially now that she hasn’t recovered from her baby weight…she’s gotta work extra hard to keep him roped in, you know so she gets a second kid with hi, the payout doubles..

STRATEGIC….sex worker..

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2017

30

Oct

Irina Shayk Workout of the Day

Irina Shayk, the cold Russian who may or may not be involved in the US Election that used Russian spammers to advertise to the general retard public at a discount, but who is definitely as dark as those Russians tend to be…is working out her mom ass and posting slutty video of it to instagram…

Because if there’s one thing this girl knows, it’s how to use her looks to manipulate men into giving her what she wants, which I guess in Brad Cooper’s case, was 18 years of Child Support, always protected, even if the model shit dries up, but it probably won’t because she’s disciplined like she is in her seduction – and at the gym trying to get hot to make that comeback….since childbirth may be the end of many vaginas, it’s been proven to not be the end of a model career a girl needs to keep her rich man interested in her…

The whole thing pretty basic, rich guy likes hot chick, hot chick performs for rich guy to give him what he wants so that he is compelled to give her what she wants, before she slaughters him and takes it all…Tactics…we don’t need to worry about while staring at the ass.

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2017

23

Oct

Irina Shayk Bra in Pajamas of the Day

Irina Shayk Bra in Pajamas

Irina Shayk may be a soulless, communist Russian babe, but she gets it. She used her Russian chick spy tactics…you know her cold manipulate the cock that can feed you for the rest of your life…and get what you want out of it. She took her communist discipline and applied it to being a hot chick. She aimed high, she knew she could have been mail order or an escort, she knew she could have been a cam girl, but she also know that she was too hot for that and but instead went the find rich and famous people to leverage herself into the mainstream, to find more rich and famous people to knock you up because you are in the mainstream..

It’s a cold war era OLYMPIC gold motherfuckers…and her tit is out in a bra from a few days ago in pics I may have already posted by I just saw them a minute ago and thought I should post them…I always listen to my instinct..

Here’s some sugar baby / model / gold digger / mom of a celeb baby tits in a bra at an event from last week – revisted.

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2017

18

Oct

Irina Shayk Lingerie Model of the Day

I recently said:

Irina Shayk gets it. She was a Russian chick who didn’t fuck around. She took her communist gymnast training to heart and applied it to being a hot chick…she didn’t go the traditional escort route, she was too hot for that, but instead she went the new escort route, find rich and famous people to leverage yourself into the mainstream, that will embrace you because you’re hot, and eventually closing in on your target, a womanizing celebrity with a lot of money named Brad Cooper around the time you’re 30 and almost expired as a model – have his kid – start that family – guaranteed income for a long time…like communist rationed bread but way more luxurious..

I feel the same way about Irina Shayk today, a soulless eastern block babe with a dream, one of the hottest models the last few years who managed to climb the ranks from A-List cock to A-List cock and thus being considered A-List by association…

Now a hollywood wife and baby momma, not bad for someone slated to be a sex worker at the local communist mafia stripper bar…

These are from some “lingerie” shoot, that suck and that I assume I’ve already posted.

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2017

09

Oct

Irina Shayk Russian Bride in a Bra of the Day

Irina Shayk Russian Bride in a Bra

Irina Shayk gets it. She was a Russian chick who didn’t fuck around. She took her communist gymnast training to heart and applied it to being a hot chick…she didn’t go the traditional escort route, she was too hot for that, but instead she went the new escort route, find rich and famous people to leverage yourself into the mainstream, that will embrace you because you’re hot, and eventually closing in on your target, a womanizing celebrity with a lot of money named Brad Cooper around the time you’re 30 and almost expired as a model – have his kid – start that family – guaranteed income for a long time…like communist rationed bread but way more luxrious..

Allowing her and her ripped out gunt that looks like a mom gut to go to events showing off her tits like they matter – because they do – they are wonderful.

Just look at that winning smile, girl knows she won, this is the model Olympic gold, no cold water flats for her or her family ever again…..magic.

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2017

30

Aug

Irina Shayk is on Vacation of the Day

Irina Shayk may have sold her uterus off for her retirement plan…with an A lister, after with being with a series of other people who helped take her out of Russian concrete block to become a “top” model

I am a fan of her both pre and post opportunist uterus being put to good use…I mean why else do you have a uterus…to bring your stability in your life that’s been unstable…especially at 30…when it is theoretically coming to an end….even though she’ll keep looking good…it’s a Russian thing…the ugly ones all died off during communism and that’s why we’re left with these soulless robots and their seduction..half naked…money grubbing hustle…

She’s on vacation, because her life is a vacation now..

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2017

24

Jul

Irina Shayk Post Pregnancy Photoshoot of the Day

Irina Shayk may have sold her uterus off for her retirement plan…with an A lister, after with being with a series of other people who helped take her out of Russian to become a “top” model..who I was a fan of because I though she was hot, because she is hot, and not just because I have a Russian fetish, into the sex workers, into the soulless opportunists trying to get ahead…after generations were oppressed…but because it seems like all the ugly ones were killed off, making a prime genetic pool of strong, beautiful terrifying women.

That said, here’s Irina winning at life after making babies…the shoot not so hot…the pics not as racy as I’d like..but she exists, she’s won, and I appreciate that probably a lot more than Brad Cooper who was just in it for the anal…dropped the ball on that one didn’t he.

I guess this for Mario Testino…a real photographer…long gone are the days of webcam shows…

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2017

17

Jul

Irina Shayk in a Underwear Selfie of the Day

Irina Shayk posted a slutty selfie post pregancy, because she’s Russian, a Sex Worker at a high level because her uterus was filled with A-Lister cum….living the American Dream her mom probably dreamt of when smuggling in Michael Jackson tapes in 1985….and now her daughter is dating someone like Michael Jackson…in Hollywood…bright lights big city…

I know you can’t believe anything on social media with all the apps, making bitches look nothing like they look in person….especially when it’s from a Russian sex worker spam bot…I see this shit all day everyday…but I guess you can never believe anything a woman says ever…so it just makes sense to take it for what it’s worth…and pretend…it’s everything…since she’s hot…even with a broken / shredded / ripped apart pussy.

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2017

21

Jun

Irina Shayk’s Unpublished Titty Pic for Instagram of the Day

I guess Irina Shayk was feeling a little unattractive, or unloved, being a mom is a disgusting job even with all the staff that you know her and brad cooper can afford…and she put out a throwback thursday of her topless to get some of what she misses…because she’s just a typical girl who values her looks more than anything, it’s really why she exists…and she wants you to value that too…and I do…even though I know the truth is a totally different Irina Shayk exists now that she sold her uterus off for her retirement plan…you know a baby feeding, even though she’s just playing the part of mom, as Russians have no soul…is as depressing and this toplessness that comes from a sad place…

Here she is in some shoot that is post pregnancy and hardly slutty enough – because she’s a respectable woman….so sophisticated and classy knowing she has child support for life..

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2017

25

May

Irina Shayk Mom Ass in Panty-Dress of the Day

I know that this isn’t really erotic to most, a celebrity wife who is probably not even married, baby momma, who is probably just really strategic…at Cannes doing all the things her access and now higher profile in low level Swimsuit model, who happened to be one of the hottest models to me over the last 4-5 years of a career….which is why her panty outfit…all though typical, conservative for a whore…in a world filled with nipples…

But I find it wonderful…

I don’t know why…it’s dull, red carpet photos…nothing scanadalous here and the whole outfit looks like it’s holding her broken pussy back together…as some new moms need.

But I’m all about it…keep bringing me the Irina content…she represents hope, an inclusive world where Russia and America are friends…and all things good…like being hot enough to seduce rich men…a childhood dream of mine…but not really, rich men can be so annoying…and being rich takes work….so I’ll just stay on my couch…and watch it slowly disintegrate or morph into me…to become the first living couchman…

Dreams…we all have them, Irina Shayk is just better at making them happen due to uterus.

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2017

24

May

Irina Shayk Tits in Cannes of the Day

Irina Shayk from Russian babe in the sex trade, to model in the Swimsuit issues, to scenester and woman at all the important events, to Hollywood baby momma and possibly wife, I don’t really know what her marital status is, I just know that girl is a solid Russian, perfectly calculating, like when you get a lap dance with one and they take you for all the money you have and threaten you if you don’t pay them in full, because they know how to fucking cheat you with their tits, and they have muscle behind them to kill you if needed…Russia…both the people who chose your election process for your president, and the home of hot soulless pussy…

I’m a fan….even if this is her mom body…check out them hips…I’d say they don’t lie like that song, but she’s a Russian and lying is her foundation…of who she is as a person.

With being a Hollywood wife – she gets to go to Cannes…but she was probably going there when she was just a sugar baby too…life.

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2017

19

Apr

Irina Shayk “Pre Sunset” Post “Lottery Ticket” Bikini Pic of the Day

Irina Shayk is Russian, so that means she’s disciplined, and knows her objectives and the tasks needed to reach those objectives.

Whether it’s getting out of Russia and making herself famous….getting campaigns and cashing in as a top model cuz she’s hot…

Or knowing to lock in the A-Lister Brad Cooper – by getting knocked up by him – knowing it’ll keep on paying….in perpetuity. She was 31 it was time…

Clever Russian…

She also knows how to pose…her body to hide the damage of the baby weight, or maybe their is no Baby weight…Russians are crazy….with their gold medal wins and nuclear warfare and etc….

I’m still a fan, even though her vagina is broken, despite being a gold winner….

Maybe you’re more into Serena WIlliams Pregnancy announcement…with dot com Billionaire Reddit dude…

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2017

16

Feb

Irina Shayk’s Dressed Like a Man for Vogue Russia of the Day

IRINA SHAYK AND BRAD COOPER WERE ON THE BEACH IN MALIBU ….but the highlight picture is her picking her pregnant ass that I can assume is bothering her fat pregnant soon to be destroyed body….maybe because she’s actually eating food now, she can let loose and fatten up…or maybe it’s hemorrhoids…or a bad wipe…it could be that he just fucks her ass because it reminds him of his gay years…and they don’t want the dick to pound against little baby retirement plan’s head…WHO KNOWS….

What I do know is that I don’t have a pregnancy fetish, I find it vile, disgusting, not human even if it is the basis and foundation of humanity….not all moms are unfuckable after the pregnancy, their pussies get sewn back together so not necessarily as easy to fist as you’d want when fucking a mom…but they are still moms, with kids, burdens Irina’s staff will handle..

She was one of the hottest, plastic surgery ridden Russians…making it in America through sex work…high end sex work…and who knows where she will go from here…other than the bank…

Here she is in some Vogue Russia shoot dressed like a dude for you closet cases…

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2017

31

Jan

Irina Shayk’s Fashion Campaign of the Day

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I was talking to someone about Irina Shayk last night…

She wasn’t a Russian hooker, but she could have been, because she was a Russian stripper and the conversation wasn’t really exciting, I try not to talk about models or Russian hookers or Russian celebrities or Russian model hookers who fuck celebrities in my everyday life…it just comes up when I’m getting lap dances sometimes…

Where I say shit like “you’re tits are so good, you’re so hot, if I was a celebrity or rich I’d buy you and make you my Russian wife, but conditional to you letting me fuck other girls without too much crazy spy behavior, because Russians can go either way…always psychotic and cold…but either crazy jealous and will Hispanic style chop your dick off…or they let you do whatever you want so long as you make them babies and by babies I mean give them money for designer clothes – they love that shit”….

Who knows what Irina Shayk is, but she’s fucking fantastic looking, the pregnancy probably a sign of how good she fucks her celebrities, or entrapment, either way…she’s set for life…and all it took was being in a bikini on the internet…and a beard to the most famous dude in the world…who pretends he’s not gay…

Point being, these pics and most pics to come from her will likely be garbage…it’s a mom thing..so get used to it…but she happened, she exists, and we like her…

Here she is vogue…

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2017

24

Jan

Irina Shayk Pregnant Crotch Shot and Tit in S Moda of the Day

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At pretty much 50 years old, I wish I could google my mom and find pictures of her on the internet in lingerie while pregnant with me….to jerk off to…

Not because my mom was a Russian hooker who is hot as fuck, she was more of down on her luck, AIDS ridden Mexican hooker in a border town…but she was still my mom…and in being my mom….seeing those big titties she didn’t breast feed me with, but who I remember breast feeding American business men with Lactation fetishes with….today, all these years later…would feel like home..

So not only will Irina Shayk’s kid be richer, better looking, more successful than me….he will also get to fuck everyone and anyone he wants while in the Hollywood house as his parents are on vacation back in Russia…ASSUMING he lives to 16 – and the world doesn’t explode because of RUSSIA…but he will also be able to jerk off to his mom long after she’s dead…thanks to all the whore content this whore has put out in her attempt to get famous and land a rich client she can calL baby dadd and husband like all whores dream of…

This is her pregnancy shoot for you pregnancy before pregnancy looks bad fetishists…

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