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2026

27

Feb

Irina Shayk’s Tits Out of the Day

Irina Shayk has her tits out like she was some kind of Russian prostitute who she could potentially be…

She’s an old mom but the tits have held up thanks to her solid genetics…

We assume that she looks this good because during communism, they’d starve out the uglies, only allowing the hotties to live…

She also looks this good because her face is cropped out and covered so you don’t have to think about the “WALL” that she’s likely hit…

She’s done good for the people of Russia, making them proud in this era of Russian hate, because she reminds us that Russian woman, the original HONEYPOTS are good to look at, celebrated and calculated in their cold Russian ways….I mean, she’s had kids with Brad Cooper…and matters….

She’s got some weird nipples, probably from having them sucked off by power playing rich pervert dudes who made her dreams come true with their cum.

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2026

18

Feb

Irina Shayk’s Ass Rubbing Down Bella Hadid of the Day

This is a picture of Irina Shayk’s ass while rubbing down Bella Hadid.

You’ll notice that Bella Hadid is looking her best, which may be why Irina’s rubbing her down.

It’s no wonder why her rich rodeo winning boyfriend gets off to her…

It’s almost like Irina’s old saggy Russian model mom ass isn’t even in the shoot rocking that g-string….because Bella Hadid is so strong and dominating….commanding ALL our attention…

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2026

27

Jan

Irina Shayk’s Side Pussy Lip of the Day

I guess Irina Shayk’s side pussy lip isn’t really that rare of a sighting. It’s probably all calloused and scarred from use. There have been men, many men, that have used that pussy from the depths of the small Russian town she was from, taking her to Europe where her pussy carried her through the Football WAG life she lived with Ronaldo, before he gave her to America’s literary industry in the form of Sports Illustrated Swim model and that has led her to top tier men like Kanye West and Leo DiCaprio before filling her womb with Brad Cooper sperm….ripping those pussy lips in ways the insertion fetishes couldn’t.

This side pussy lip is well traveled, calloused, like an old laborers hand or a homeless man’s shoeless feet…but that doesn’t mean you don’t want to apply ointment to it with your mouth to soften it up….

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2025

04

Nov

Irina Shayk for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I’ve been an Irina Shayk supporter since the beginning. Probably before she even secured her Sports Illustrated work, when she was just slowly entering pop culture thanks to having sex with the world’s first soccer billionaire – Ronaldo.

That was about 15 years ago, so seeing her in her mid 30s, a mom and still pretty hot despite being old is fine.

But the reality of it is that we need new fucking blood out here, you know from women who still get their period.

The fact that brands like Victoria’s Secret is using all the old cast because they are lazy, it’s easy, or marketing people haven’t evolved….

The brand even took a reset, where they cut the work with the hotties to focus on the fatties, for inclusivity and to win over the woke mind viral libtard genderless freaks of the internet who don’t even shop at VS…..

Then they jump back to where they left off….

I blame social media, because these viral people from 2014 by definition have more followers and it’s all about followers, tapping into their audience and leveraging their celebrity….so they cycle it – recycle it – hamster wheel groundhog day shit…

Why would they bring us new hot pussy that we’ve never heard of, like they used to, because that was part of their marketing, sourcing international TRIM…

When they can just reuse…..

I don’t hate Russian honeypot Irina, I’ll stare at her half naked, but I’m ready…for the NEW NEW….

DO YOUR FUCKING JOB VICTORIA’S SECRET!!!

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2025

31

Oct

Irina Shayk and her Popples of the Day

When I saw Irina is out with her Popples, I mean the doll from the mid 80s and not some cutesy pun that implies tits…since she also has her tits out.

Irina Shayk is a Russian import in her 40s, so she remembers a time when her family were communists, living in their cold water flat, hoping to get a role of rationed toilet paper because they were tired of using their hands….

She has the hunger in her soul from her upbringing….and remembers going without all the things American kids in the 80s had. From pop music, Michael Jackson, to Levis jeans they smuggled in…only getting on trends years later….

It makes sense that she’s finally getting her hands on a Popples, which is finally making its way to Russia, since they are years behind….which would have made for a quality joke if they were still years behind but communism is dead and now Russians are all Oligarchs..

She’s in America, one of the hottest models even now that she’s old. Her tits are out but covered in emoji censorship, they have been ravaged by her American babies she’s had with top level actors that pay top level child support….and she can afford all the Popples I don’t mean titty she needs for weird concept photoshoots they likely think is “artsy”…

Point of the story – Popples and Titties on Russian Models who breed with American Actors.

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2025

02

Oct

Irina Shayk as Pinhead of the Day

Irina Shayk was one of the hottest Russian spies when they snuck her into America to take over….

She was the top soccer player Ronaldo’s girlfriend, that got her into Sports Illustrated, that got her to New York City, that got her in basically every campaign and at every party.

She has fucked the likes of Leo Dicaprio’s herpe dick, assuming he’s not a ‘Mo….

She’s had babies with Brad Cooper, because why wouldn’t she integrate herself with top hollywood brass from The Hangover….

She’s had hot tits, the kind you’d want in a Russian Spy but now she is old….

She’s ok for an old lady…but still old….

She posted pics of her as PINHEAD, a little HELLRAISER for your pants, in the event you like to google her old pics from when she was a lot more exciting….

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2024

05

Nov

Irina Shayk’s Titty Top of the Day

Irina Shayk is most likely a Russian spy, because there’s no real reason that some random Russian chick, no matter how hot she was, was able to leave her small Russian town to become a fleshlight to various celebs and actors, before letting Brad Cooper’s sperm stick to her uterus to keep her set for life, or at least for 18 years of child support.

You know, the kind of Russian honey pot that is hot enough to pull off her scam more aggressively than one working at a resort, cruise or old folks home where lonely retired men are easily manipulated by the idea of love, forgetting that Russian women are soulless hookers who don’t understand love because of the cold communism they come from.

She became a top model, good enough to get into many private rooms with many private people and all she had to do was exist.

Hot chicks are typically too lazy to dream big or work their way to the top, they just work the local bottle service at the club before landing a gangster or drug dealer….but instead she went Hollywood, in AMERICA, with all that red tape and regulation…

VERY VERY SUSPICIOUS…

She’s in a sheer dress, you can see her squashed mom tits, but they always wear the panties, so no pussy is ever exposed to us commoners while they clickbait, even though I’m interested in the pussy that all those men came in…more so than I am interested in the tit.

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Here is her Halloween costume:

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2024

15

Oct

Irina Shayk’s Slutty Old Lady Selfie of the Day

Irina Shayk’s about 100 years old in Model Years, but thanks to the internet, none of these bitches ever die off.

There was a time when a model turned 30 and no brands would touch them, forcing them to disappear, but now that we have instagram where millions of people follow and never unfollow, they have value into their old lady years.

It’s unfortunate, but at least there are procedures in place where they pretend to still be hot and fit and not fat and not old, even though we know that pussy’s rotting.

So here’s a selfie from a lady who should be too old for phone technology and camera selfies, but since she’s a Russian spy sent her to get intel and breed with celebrities, she’s up to speed on that technology shit.

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2024

25

Jul

Irina Shayk’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

In shocking news, Irina Shayk the Russian Asset who they’ve used as a spy who integrated herself into America via their celebrities and athletes that you thought were probably gay.

I guess that’s not the shocking news, these hot chicks have been beards to the rich and famous forever….a tale as old as time motherfuckers…

The shocking news is that 3 days ago, she posted a picture of her in a bikini and a video of her ass doing a slutty asshole behind thong style dive into the sea in some expensive and exclusive destination and I didn’t even notice.

Either I’m losing my touch, which is possible, but I arguably never found any of this shit all that interesting and preferred the everyday real life hot chick willing to reject me from sex, instead of pictures on my screen….

OR Irina’s losing her grip on me because she’s old as shit a mom and that’s ultimately disgusting when it comes to hot models I want to celebrate.

She did have a time where she was the hottest model around at least that’s how I presented her….because I was an Irina Believer…and like all things…time isn’t our friend…we can hold onto what was…but it was…and is no more…

I’d still eat the parasitic gay worms out of her ass…but that’s not saying much, I’m. a pervert.

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2024

08

Jul

Irina Shayk’s Foot for the Feet freaks of the day

Irina Shayk was at one time one of the hottest models to hit the Swimsuit model scene.

She definitely the hottest model from a small Russian town who figured out how to escape that small town for the better life, leaving her family and friends behind, only to walk her way through the mountains to escape communism.

I mean that or she got on a plane since it wasn’t communist anymore and she could move freely into other countries because it was before Russians were banned from other countries.

The point is that she was a hot chick who managed to land one of the biggest soccer players in the history of the world and play his girlfriend for a while, just long enough to get booked at Sports Illustrated, where her real life began.

She’s old now, a mom to Brad Cooper’s baby now, but she’s had a good decade of being a NYC model influencer babe before the full on rot…

She posted a pic of her feet, which is the new “are you a tit man or an ass man”….because “naw man, I’m a foot guy”…

I’ve always known of foot fetishes, but didn’t realize how insanely obsessed with feet the foot fetishist is. There are companies built off foot fetishists and the buying of feet pic from instagram is what desensitized girls to sell nudes on OnlyFans….it all started with the feet….

So here are her feet, or a foot, and I don’t get why that’d be hot to anyone, but I’m not a weirdo foot person, but so many of you are so maybe the foot content will save this enterprise, like when Penthouse went hardcore, or Playboy started using the gutter chicks who had Playboy Bunny tattoos at the local strip club!

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