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2016

04

Oct

Irina Shayk’s Hot Cameltoe Video of the Day

This is from Irina Shayk’s Instagram 6 days ago, but never too late to stare at Irina Shayk’s ass…and her KGB trained pussy tricks…is still one of the hottest models around as far as I’m concerned, but in my defense, I am into soulless Russian poor girls on a mission to take over the fucking world, or at least rich guys…to give themselves a good life filled with all the things they couldn’t get when they were Communist, I’m talking a vault in the basement filled with VHS tapes, Levis Jeans and Nikes….along with all kinds of cash she’s been paid by these so called lovers and boyfriends…on her quest to win at life…alll thanks to looking really fucking good….

This video may be for Vogue..but it’s more about her cameltoe and ass cheeks to me…it always is…from fashion scam ad for a designer to softcore pussy definition porn real fast….

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2016

27

Sep

Irina Shayk and Guinevere van Seenus and Others for W Magazine Military of the Day

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W Magazine put out this photoshoot – that includes a bunch of models, most importantly Irina Shayk and in a distant second place Guinevre van Seenus, because Irina Shayk is everything and based on all my low level research – I’ve concluded this Russian knows how to fuck…but we’ll never find out, she’ll just get married, pregnant and taken care of with a great pre-nup, but one thing these girls don’t fuck with is their retirement plan from the rich man they fuck…

So these tits are considered porn on my site, because they are set in an orgy setting, and their are tits…

But big brands love it on W Magazine because it’s mainstream media, this is edgy, it’s pushing the boundary, it’s relevant, it’s social commentary…based on the military…make love not war…or maybe play dead and the enemy won’t kill you…or who the fuck cares how they spin this…all these idiots are sitting at the right table…and I’m sitting in the kitchen jerking off in their Entrees…

Via W Magazines

Via W Magazines

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2016

26

Sep

Irina Shayk See Through of the Day

Irina Shayk make me feel like I’m Brad Cooper being scammed by Russian tits that know how to scam that rich guy to give them the good life their rationed bread line waiting ancestors dreamt of….all that MTV, Levis Jeans and Michael Jackson….all thanks to that KGB pussy and it’s spy tricks…trick that were for once used to get information from high level military people…but is passed onto their youth to get babies and marriage out of A-Listers…

Here are her nipples…nipples that may be soulless but that like most Russians have probably seen some shit….and she’s perfect…

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2016

07

Sep

Irina Shayk for Glamour Russia of the Day

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Irina Shayk, our favorite Russian Spy, who may just be a Russian Model, using Russian Spy tactics to set up a solid retirement for herself, by pretending to love the rich A List men she publicly dates, both in public while holding their hands, probably something difficult for a Russian seeing as they have no souls…and through the sex she gives them – that is clearly good enough for them to not escape her….

I mean, her first A-Lister was Ronaldo…and he doesn’t really count since he’s a homo and she was his beard he helped create in exchange for being his beard…but Brad Coooper could fuck anything and chooses her…so she must be special, or she must be a fucking sorcerer who eats and destroys testicles and men making free choices to fuck her and run….by making them come back for more…until they knock her up..

These pics are boring…but she’s pretty much the hottest bitch out there…so boring or not…they are still good..

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2016

02

Sep

Irina Shayk and Sara Sampaio Naked for Mariano Vivanco’s Portraits of Flower book of the Day

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Photographer Mariano Vivanco published a book and he’s shot all these famous hooker models naked – so I guess that’s what the book is about – and we love naked hooker models – they are just more important than other hookers sand models….so here’s the queen Russian spy, straight from the KGB training department on how to lure rich guys with her pussy…before her obvious pregnancy to Brad Cooper retirement plan ass…

Irina Shayk….

And Sara Sampaio…cuz she’s skinny and supports being skinny – something I like in a model…even if her tits in her EVIL EMPIRE shoots are lies…

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2016

22

Aug

More Naked Pics of Irina Shayk for GQ Italy of the DAy

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Irina Shayk’s nudes for GQ Italy are pictures we should revisit every couple of days – because Irina Shayk is everything…she’s amazing, she’s the future, but not really – she’s pretty much at her peak or already peaked…

She’s just going to get knocked up by Brad Cooper and retire from the whoring – to focus on raising her kids with a series of nannies while she goes to events and spends Brad Cooper money on things she couldn’t afford back in her cold water flat in Russia….

Or maybe she’ll just get divorced and collect the child support, in what is the magical fairy tale of hot pussy that moves to America to be famous….this is the dream…

All it took was being hot..always at the right events…being published…being friends with the right people who like hot chicks around..getting A-List dudes to think the pussy is more valuable than other hookers because there is hype around them – and actors fucking love hype….and this is the modern hollywood romance filled with drama, herpes and a lot of free time…

But her nudes…those nudes..a.re good..

Bonus – Her Ass in Leggings…

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2016

18

Aug

Irina Shayk’s Topless in GQ Italia of the DAy

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Irina Shayk is out of control this month….she’s been doing all kinds of shoot for magazines, it’s like her hustle to make Brad Cooper continue to like her and think she’s A list enough to knock up because that’s the exit strategy for her Russian to Model career…

You know put in that work, last hurrah, before getting knocked up to get that security you feel liek you need, as Russian girls usually make babies by the age of 18…and she’s instead chosen manipulating the entire fucking world by distracting us with her hotness..

I am a fan of her, her tit, and even after her womb is polluted and her vagina shattered, I’ll offer to put the pieces back together with my mouth…

I wonder if these pics will be used again her when Brad Cooper runs for president?

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2016

16

Aug

Irina Shayk is Perfect and Blonde and Porny in Vogue Russia of the Day

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Irina Shayk is perfect…she’s my favorite KGB spy manipulating her way into the mainstream with her looks, a gay sports star and Sports Illustrated magazine…small tactics to get her to Brad Cooper the A-Lister she will probably get knocked up by, because she’s just that good at fucking, they train you in these communist war camps to help break down even the most guarded general…all via your pussy…it’s a cultural thing…

This is a shoot for Vogue Russia, her hometown, the shirt she wears to the Olympics she’s probably not attending…and may not want to openly endorse to scare off some of her American fans…and she’s got blonde hair and looks more Russian than ever, the kind of gutter Russian hooker I tried to buy off the internet, who looks good, but you can tell has seen some shit….and will do some shit for the hope and dream andd ending up like Irina Shayk and not dead in an American ditch somewhere…and this shoot has some 70s porn vibe..but that could just be me thinking everything has 70s porn vibe…and I think I may have already posted these pics…I have no memory…because I too have seen some shit…and this is good enough to post again if I have already posted it….she’s my favorite and that’s how I treat my favorites…

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2016

01

Aug

Irina Shayk’s Bikini of the Day

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Irina Shayk the hottest communist hooker that pretends to be a model and who has had commercial success as a model – all because she fucked or pretended to fuck a homosexual soccer player who needed a beard because Catholic Real Madrid hate faggots….so get the hottest girl you can like you’re Leo – to trick the world into thinking “there is no way he takes dick”…true story…

She was the KGB at the DNC….with her famous womanizer who’s balls she’s managed to remove as these Russian women seem to do – it’s a level of intensity, no soul or scruples, an out for themselves attitude and a wanting all the materialistic shit they can get….because they look like this…and really if I was rich and famous, I’d buy my own version of this…since I am not rich and famous, I can only afford to make Russian whors pee on webcam for 20 US Dollars…which is like 40,000 Canadian….different level of whore, but essentially the same moral and value code….it’s a cultural thing…

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2016

29

Jul

Irina Shayk in Italy for Vogue of the Day

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Irina Shayk is the Russian spy den mother for the Sports Illustrated models, who taught them tactics she didn’t actually invent, but that she has mastered being a Russian who never wants to go back to that Russian life, and that is that if you’re hot enough – you can manipulate even the world’s biggest womanizer into committing himself to the prison that is her pussy…

She’s top tier, soulless, dark…like she’s seen some fucking rape in her life…manipulative and capable of pretending to enjoy sex enough to make the guys she’s fooling for information / money / the good life keep coming back – even when they can fuck anything they want.

She’s got a power, a spell, a creepiness, and I’m all about it…I never get too much of her, her communism and her escape from communism, with her high standards, masterful navigation of the media landscape…and tits..she’s got great tits…..I am a fan..

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