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2024

04

Mar

Joan Smalls Titty Flash for Fashion of the Day

Joan Smalls is some model who I think worked for Victoria’s Secret and a Diversity and Inclusion hire. They need to bring out girls of all ethnicities so that they don’t get called racists and end up cancelled, which I guess is a slippery slope that went south pretty fucking fast because all of a sudden a bunch of normie chicks and fat chicks and handicapped chicks started their virtual protest against the brands….trannies, trolls and all the other monsters who never deserved to be models but thanks to the internet and their narcissism think that they do….it’s some communism that doesn’t let companies choose who they want to choose…but instead choose what causes the least controversy…

Anyway, Joan Smalls has tits that are being flashed from a blazer that is a parody of the 80s shoulder pads to the extreme, because fashion is just pranking people into buying into their jokes and it works thanks to hive minds not really understanding the whole sarcastic tone of this shit.

Yes, the Talking Heads had a parody Blazer in the 80s, I never listened to the talking heads, but this is basically recycling that for high end overspenders and so long as tits are being pulled out of the power blazer, I’m into it…even if it’s very clowny as fuck…

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2019

05

Nov

Joan Smalls Titty Top of the Day

Joan Smalls Titty Top

Joan Smalls has turned herself into a Kardashian…unless this is what she’s always looked like…I wouldn’t know, I have facial recognition blindness, and not in a looking at these muppets with the fillers and not being apple to differentiate them, but a legit facial recognition blindness….where I can’t even recognize myself in the mirror…but that could just be because I only look in the mirror once every 5 years and say “wtf is that”….but I also can’t recognize immediate family members, friends (not that I have any)…and unfortunately my request to see new people / women I meet’s vagina cuz I don’t have vaginal recognition blindness….always gets rejected…

ANYWAY…this is Victoria’s Secret aka the epstein financiers according to the article I read that epstein didn’t kill himself / all his money came from Victoria’s Secret….anyway this is their answer to multicultural…and really they’ve always been multicultural…they just care about the tits.

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2019

17

Apr

Joan Smalls Topless of the Day

Joan Smalls topless

Joan Smalls got her shirt off, just to show you all how smalls she is….

The Victoria’s Secret model, who may not actually be a Victoria’s Secret model…but that I will assume is a Victoria’s Model because it’s a modern era where black people like Joan Smalls are allowed to work for white Jewish brands as one of their spokesmodels to connect with their black audience, which is large….to pretend they aren’t racist and for white people…you know get paid where you can…we are all God’s People….and we all need underwear – no discrimination.

This topless picture of her is weird. I don’t really understand the dramatic “look at me with my intense look while on a bed in jeans”…cry for likes.

But I am not the artist or rich model that Joan Smalls is….She knows what she’s doing…and this is how she’s doing it.

I’d rather be looking at her labia. But that’s just me….and I’m a guy who has never had sex with a black girl due to racism. Not my racism. I love black girls….but Their racism…towards me…which may be less about racism and more about me being an unshowered, creepy and disgusting loser…

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2019

10

Jan

Joan Smalls Bikini of the Day

Joan Smalls Bikini Booty

I think she’s done Victoria’s Secret, you know as the “black enough” character they need to be relatable and not criticized by the media
for being racists…..it was a while ago.

Her name is Joan Smalls who is not actually not small….she’s a Puerto Rican model and if you’ve ever stood next to a model…especially one in heels…they freakishly look down at you as they talk and you’re not sure whether you want to climb them like they were a tree and you were 7 before falling and breaking your leg..or if you want to let them just peg the fuck out of you…because they are pretty broad, big and scary….but look good in pictures…

You know that taking them down in a rape fetish would prove to be too hard for you to pull off…not that you have a rape fetish…I mean that would make you a predator..when we all know you’re just a nice guy…a misunderstood guy….plus these feminists are the ones with the rape fetishes….

Who cares, she’s in a bikini.

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2018

25

Apr

Hailey Baldwin and Joan Smalls Panty Flash of the Day

Hailey Baldwin and Joan Smalls Panty Flash sheer pants

Hailey Baldwin is just low hanging fruit celebrity daughter garbage to me…but at least she’s got decent long thin legs in her starvation of herself to pretend to be a model because modeling is all her generation wants because it takes the selfie looking in the mirror obsession about themselves and turns it into something legit…

She’s managed to leverage being the third tier Jenner, by sticking by them, associating with them, groupie-ing them, being tolerable and a good add on to their group, a prop really and is finally able to get some deals, host some TV shows, seem like a meme or relevant pop culture figure…and even with her jacked up face…I’m not hating it…I like the worth ethic despite not working, draggin out her family name and her friends as long as she had because I feel rich kids need to succeed at doing nothing, have money thrown at them and celebrated doing nothing…you know it’s an important message to send the kids eho follow them……

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2017

05

Jan

Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls and Lara Stone for V Magazine of the DAy

Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls and Lara Stone for V Magazine

Here are the cover girls of the latest issue of V Magazine….The very important Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls and Lara Stone…

It’s some bullshit tattoo scene where you can see the most important model of them all…Kendall Jenner with her panties pulled down for an ass tattoo…because she’s the kind of girl who will let anyone brand her just so long as it gets her paid or a stamp of approval that allows her to really believe she’s an actual model…because she is an actual model….the world has created her and made her one…dreams do come true when the world is a bunch of fucking groupies…who will attach themselves to anything with money….fascinating…

But not as fascinating as the story that one of these models (lara stone) send me legal letters to take down her pics…something I find wonderful…

Update – Lily Aldridge got in on this shit…

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2016

29

Nov

Stella Maxwell, Irina Shayk and Joan Smalls Topless Hugging of the Day

Here’s some jean company’s straight from 1990s photoshoot that reminds me of some 90s mom who was an 80s model – doing some weird family shoot – that you’d see around the trashy rich people’s houses you’d break into for masturbation material…panty thieving it was a 90s thing….I still have fond memories us…

They used super star scammer Stella Maxwell, hot but she’s had work done while seducing rich men – Irina Shayk, and token black chick so no one calls her racist – Joan Smalls….

It’s uninspiring…it’s boring…and they probably paid a ton of fucking money for it….because that’s how companies do it – tax write off… whatever – here it is anyway…

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2016

26

Apr

Joan Smalls Does INstagram of the Day

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Joan Smalls is actually not small….she’s a Puerto Rican model and if you’ve ever stood next to a model…especially one in heels…they freakishly look down at you as they talk and you’re not sure whether you want to climb them like they were a tree and you were 7 before falling and breaking your leg..or if you want to let them just peg the fuck out of you…because taking them down in a rape fetish scene would prove to be too hard for you to pull off…not that you have a rape fetish…I mean that would make you a predator..when we all know you’re just a nice guy…

I think she’s done Victoria’s Secret, you know as the “black enough” character they need to be relatable and not criticized by the media
for being racists…

Celebrated, richer than your Puerto Rican cleaning lady…being inappropriate on social media…I dig it..

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2015

12

Nov

Joan Smalls for Calvin Klein of the Day

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Joan Smalls is a black model who is in her Calvins, a brand that managed to bring back their underwear style from the 90s, in really no fucking time, they just got everyone on board, and thanks to social media, it went viral, so that underwear that I assume has been available the last 2 decades even though you haven’t seen girls wearing them….but that’s just because they didn’t see all their favorite social media whores in them…and as drone copycat lemmings…they have no choice but to get up on it, otherwise, I don’t know if they’d be able to exist in this world as an equal…

I guess what I am saying is that trends have always exists, but now trends that were once for the elitist hipsters, are spread massively and broadly because people are all the fucking same and their are no “scenes” anymore….just a bunch of followers pretending not to be followers thanks to the soapbox social media has given them..

That said, Calvin released these pics of model Joan Smalls, who is black….strategically timed to when Victoria’s Secret fired a black model and replaced her with Kendall, since GIGI and Kendall have some backdoor deal, and not the kind of backdoor I like, but more GIGI pays Kendall to create GIGI and Kendall makes GIGI take her on the ride…

So VS fired a cunty model named Jourdan DUNN. Rihanna quit because BlackLivesMatter…and people went nuts, even if thinking Dunn getting fired was a black thing is racist in and of itself…maybe she’s just a cunt..

Well, Calvin didn’t miss a beat, since they want all those VS social justice warrior shoppers in Calvin selfies, like a 30 dollar pair of underwear make a person cool….

So they put this out…and I just like models in underwear…I don’t like posting brands…they don’t pay me, so fuck them…but models in underwear trick me in….

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2015

19

Feb

Joan Smalls for True Religion of the Day

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Joan Smalls is a Puerto Rican model, because these brands need to tap into every ethnicity to sell as much product as they can to different demographics, so if a company like Victoria’s Secret, that has helped her become one of the top paid models in the industry, didn’t have a Puerto Rican, they’d be shitting on what I would consider a huge percentage of their market, because Puerto Rican women, along with being a little insane, the kind of girl who will cut your dick off in your sleep, are these high maintenance things that like new panties, but can’t always afford or really even know that Victoria’s Secret is shit quality…you know suburbanites and their mall shopping…

All this to say, she’s hot as fuck, and True Religion, like Victoria’s Secret is saying “let’s sell to the hispanics”…and I like how they go about doing it…because I am a pervert and this is naked enough on a hot body for me to notice…even though I’m not Puerto Rican.

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