Sometimes you have to wonder why someone is famous, what they are working for big UNDERWEAR, what they exist as models, or as celebrities, or as personalities, when there’s really nothing impressive about them.

You know it’s hard to believe anyone is a die hard fan of them, like they don’t really have influence despite millions of people following them, it just doesn’t add up….

Which is when you have to realize that they are either clones, puppets, handled, spies conducting espionage….who knows…,

Stella Maxwell is one of those people, why is she a model, I don’t know, why do people like he, no idea, she’s hot enough, but is that enough, I mean it is in theory, but not really….

Maybe it’s her LESBIANISM to the stars, she’s fucked a lot of them, the gateway pussy to lesbianism, so that famous people can call themselves queer, put a rainbow in their social media bio and speak on the subject….they are flimsy fucking celebrities who change their opinions based on what is popular and what they are told to…

OR MAYBE she has some LESBIAN dirt, the videos, the RECEIPTS on some dyke who doesn’t want it knows, so they ENSURE she is well taken care of in the industry because they don’t want that dirt out…..but that could tie back to the SPY thing, you know, used to seduce powerful dykes, to get extortion material on them…..

It’s all so crazy, but here she is holding tit…it’s alright..

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I accidentally watched Adventureland despite hating Mark Zuckerberg, it happened to be on the free to air antenna I have hooked up to the TV I found in the trash a few years ago and sometimes, I take breaks from staring at the wall to immerse myself in the propaganda being fed to us in order to destroy our minds and make us robots…

Well, along with Mark Zuckerberg, or the actor they used to trick us into thinking Zuckerberg and Facebook wasn’t a CABAL created tracking device, but rather some fun site some nerd at harvard stole from some jocks, you know, make a movie so people think they know the real story, which is why 90 percent of ZOOMERS think Forest Gump is a documentary….

The love interest in it was Kristen Stewart at her prime, where I was like “how could anyone find this bitch hot” and I remembered that she’s become a lesbian since then, thanks in part to Victoria’s Secret models or CLICHES of what hot chicks are supposed to look like, thanks to the unrealistic body images the real lesbians protest….making me realize her pussy eating was more an identity crisis than real “I’m a lesbian”…or maybe it was a product of being raped in Hollywood and hating men, these things happen.

Then I got to thinking that Stella Maxwell has been the lesbian to the stars trying to be woke, liberal, LGBTQIRSTUVWX….she’s the RAINBOW FLAG validator, like when you need to get your free parking at the mall…..the stamp of approval saying “you can eat my box, and I can eat your box and you can claim to be diverse and get work”….she’s the gateway pussy to construction boots and knitting…and she looks good.

So here she is hugging herself, like a narcissist who masturbates in front of the mirror, which she probably does, and I like how her tit looks like it’s about to explode like water balloon at a birthday party…..

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Stella Maxwell was a hipster with wonky tits with a dream…

She figured out how to navigate the world of being in the scene and sucking on the right vagina in order to climb the ranks of commercial model.

She reached mecca on her pilgrimage to the top, much like those Christians who carry the giant grosses for miles and miles in honor of their lord and savior….but her pilgrimage was working for the perverts at Victoria’s Secret, where she had a bigger platform to push her lesbianism on horny celebrities, so that she could get that A-List pussy while pushing the “unrealistic body image” to the masses who hate that shit…

Well, as it turns out, she still bikinis, it wasn’t just for money, fame and status, it was because it’s what she does!

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Stella Maxwell’s the lesbian to the star. The accessible lesbian that the non lesbian girls who want to seem inclusive, diverse and woke, part of the LGBTQ community so they follow the lead of the media, marketing, these aren’t the most creative people, they do what they think they are supposed to and a Victoria’s Secret model is what dudes find hot, so that’s gotta be what lesbians like, you know core lesbians, which clearly they are channelling in their lie of being a lesbian, even though real lesbians date a lot of other lesbians who look like they went lesbian cuz no dude would want their construction boot wearing, motorcycle riding, knitting and Women in Song 2 listening ass….even though dudes will fuck anything….

So going dyke with a VS model is just basic and try hard….

Speaking of basic and try hard, here she is taking topless selfies like a whore working for attention, of a certain high concept, since it’s out of focus…ART…or someshit…

I’ll take it.

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Stella Maxwell is the Victoria’s Secret Angel who was, because in trying to clean up their name after the whole saying they don’t cast fat chicks, or trans who aren’t chicks, because that’s some fetish shit for weirdos in a woke world who prefer celebrating weird and beaten down, instead of hot chicks….then there was the whole Epstein thing, where his plane was actually the Victoria’s Secret plane first….since he was funded from the Ohio billionaire behind the brand…at least that’s what the documentary said…..

Meanwhile, the brand is still using Kendall Jenner and Hailey Bieber instead of the “angels” as a hustle since they push project harder than the non influencers…leaving babes like Stella Maxwell to panty in a more fashionable way, since Victoria’s Secret is mall brand shit from Ohio.

Point being, the Victoria’s Secret version of a lesbian, since she is a lesbian, has been a lesbian to the stars who needed a lesbian connection to gain clout in the woke world, by fucking the male fantasy of a woman, since real lesbians hate hot chicks who are used to sell panties to men, but for the sake of pretending to be a lesbian, you might as well scissor your herpes off on a stereotypical hot chick, which I am sure worked out nicely for Stella Maxwell….

I don’t know what the panty pics are for, but they happened…..not quite a Christmas Miracle, but a tall model in panties just the same.

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Here’s some artsy bullshit pictures for an artsy bullshit magazine that will likely sue me when they realize that that I posted their images on my NOT FOR PROFIT WEBSITE that takes an ORIGINAL spin on what POP CULTURE is FEEDING us because that is MY ART, I just don’t need to be naked, in black and white, wearing stupid 90s raver space boots that are making a comeback to pull it off all I need is THESE WORDS…

Now, Stella Maxwell started out as some genderless weird, uneven tit, hipster fashion model, all tall and skinny, but then one day she said “I’d rather be a bimbo” so she played the lesbian card, grew some tits magically, got cast by Victoria’s Secret and now people jerk off to her….

She also positioned herself in the scene, playing the lesbian girlfriend to A-Listers who need to pretend to be lesbians in order to get cast, if you’re not BI than you’re a LIE, if you don’t push the agenda and promote family programming like a Christian, then Hollywood has no room for you, so when you do go dyke for effect, you do it with a VS model, because it’s better than a blue hair in construction boots crying about abortions and trans brunches….

You know, pretty lesbianism….makes having your pussy eaten for your career optics is better than fucking Ellen.

Anyway, skinny tall model with her tits censored in her nude shoot, almost where it needs to be.

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Stella Mawell is the lesbian to the stars because she managed to move in via the “Fashion Model” industry, because I guess she’s tall, skinny, had the right look and the right friends, and use that to become some hot Victoria’s Secret angel that they made up into one of those fantasy types of women that are banned from society now that everyone is fat and ugly, but that we still have a memory of, and being the hot fantasy chick for a bunch of soulless rich people who needed to dyke out to be LGBTQ++++++, but didn’t want to do it with a real traditional boot wearing dyke, found comfort in this pussy!

You know, these people so basic they do scissoring lesbian sex to fit into the narrative, but need to do it with a traditionally hot chick, tall blonde and skinny lingerie model, because THEY’re as into unrealistic bodies as we are!

So maybe that’s a sign to bring that shit back!

Make Hot Chicks Great Again!

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Stella Maxwell is the social climbing hipster model who I first saw in a Terry Richardson shoot where she had wonky ass hipster titties and looked like a straight up dude on estrogen, but for whatever reason, she decided to go full bimbo, land Victoria’s Secret, probably because she was being human trafficked, or involved in other suspicious behavior, hence her fetish for fucking famous chicks, you know like KRISTEN STEWART..and Bella Hadid and Miley Cyrus, there have been a bunch of normie industry girls rumored to have sat on this face.

She is in Ibiza on some yacht with Irina Shayk, who may be bankrolling the whole thing with her prostitution money, or her child support, but there’s always a rich dude behind yachts with models on it.

But child support, modeling and sucking dick for a dollar is basically same same. They are being fancy and luxurious in these times to just say “Fuck you, losers who aren’t as hot as us”.

Stella’s outfit hugs her pussy harder than an emotionally broken Kristen Stewart probably did, and that’s always fun to look at on PUSSY WEDGIE WEDNESDAY, but being a skinny model means the pussy isn’t fat enough to chew on like cud..or VISUALIZE yourself chewing on like cud…….do people visualize chewing cud when eating pussy. I assume it’s a thing.

Point of the story, lesbian fetish model is still looking hot, but I like tall skinny models who probably diddle Irina Shayk in a date rape setting while drunk in luxurious settings.

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Stella Maxwell may be a hot Victoria’s Secret model, but she wasn’t always a hot Victoria’s Secret model, her early work when she was more androgynous in an era where the hipsters were androgynous, not blue haired chopping off their dick androgynous, just more “Gender Bending” paving the wave for the woke dick choppers…

I remember posting her Terry Richardson nudes, REMEMBER THAT GUY….and thinking she sucks….but I guess she realized playing the cliche hot blonde chick was a better approach, so she got some tiny implants, got put the map and got to be progressive by pushing her lesbianism like Cara Delevingne, both competing to fuck the most A-List pussy they can get their hands on as A-List pussy look for angles to seem woke enough to maintain fans in this bullshit era…

She’s fucked all kinds of bitches, Kristen Stewart, Miley Cyrus, Bella Hadid….and even Barbara Palvin who she was BFFs with before using Palvin’s connections to be her BEST version of herself, you know maximized potential.

In conclusion, she’s on a boat.

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