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2018

13

Sep

Stella Maxwell Sideboob Slutty of the Day

Stella Maxwell Tits Side Boob Nude Dress 2

Stella Maxwell is only interesting to me because there was a time she was a hipster lesbian shooting naked with uneven tits for Terry Richardson….

A try hard, trying as hard as she could to be edgy or interesting so that she could make it in the world as a celebrity.

A genderless, sexuality-less, typical New York living immigrant on a work visa navigating the scene…

But then she started fucking female celebs, she glammed herself up, maybe got some tits, grew her hair out, and became a chick used to sell cheap panties – for pervert dudes like you to jerk off to…

From edgy hipster when it was a thing, to selling out….because that’s all anyone really wants…is to sell out…especially when you get to ride Kristen Stewart’s broken down celeb from Twilight face with her pussy…that must be empowering.

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2018

03

Sep

Stella Maxwell Topless on the Roof of the Day

Stella Maxwell and Irina Shayk did some dick on dick hustle for The Kooples, a clothing line, that features them hardly clothed, as you would if you were using a whore to promote anything you were trying to promote, you make sure you push them as far as they will go for you, to get as much you can out of them, because otherwise, you wouldn’t use the half naked underwear promo models who seduce broken sexually confused stars and the Russian mail order wife and baby momma to the stars…you’d use classier women…

Some think Stella Maxwell in all her restructuring and redirecting her career from being a low level hipster model for Terry Richardson with lopsided micro tits ….all dude-like….trying to make it…before deciding to growing her tits out…and hair out…to be looking like a lady…despite only fucking ladies…like the dude she once identified as because you’ll do a lot of money…

And now she’s famous.

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2018

28

Aug

Stella Maxwell Tits Out of the Day

Stella Maxwell Slutty Tits Out for Love and Lemons

Stella Maxwell had her tits out…like any good lesbian feminist trying to fight the toxic masculinity and the misogyny of the world…by deciding to be a straight up lesbian who only fucks a-list women like Kristen Stewart or Miley Cyrus to get ahead or at least to increase her profile…rather than fucking actual cock to get ahead, that’s so slutty and gross…and against her mission to prove that she didn’t fuck her way to get where she is…she’s there from sheer talent and tits…because she’s made her life as a half naked underwear model regardless of what gender she fucks…it’s content for men to jerk off to not for women to be inspired to buy lingerie….which means in her own right, she’s a softcore pornstar getting ahead due to toxic masculinity and our love for hot chicks.

What I am getting at is that everyone is full of shit.

They are all just cunts trying to get rich and famous and they do it by being half naked and fucking the famous…impressive.

Stella Maxwell Slutty Tits Out for Love and Lemons


Stella Maxwell Slutty Tits Out for Love and Lemons

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2018

23

Aug

Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell Boring Lesbians of the Day

I am not one of those dudes who gets off to Lesbians, or lesbian porn, I actually dislike lesbians and find them unfulfilling, anti-climatic, because I need the cum shot to know it’s over…

Maybe it’s because lebsians hate me for not taking them seriously, or believing that lesbians actually exist…or because I have a penis…

I just can get into it, so even when girls fist each other and squirt pee everywhere, I’m like “boring”…..probably because I know how lesbians work, besides doing cross fit, they are two women and that’s just too much crazy for me….

Or back in the college years when everyone wasn’t a fucking genderless lesbian weirdo with open sexuality….and girls would make out with each other when drunk…I’d think “this is so dumb”….unless my dick’s in their mouth while they do that…this does nothing for me….

So I am not really the lesbian fan you should be talking to if you’re looking for someone excited about celeb lesbians…even when one of those lesbians is a Victoria’s Secret model.

I find it boring, I find Kirsten Stewart boring, and even though this would be a fun story in the 90s, before lesbians were real….it’s not a fun story now..

Sure I’d watch their sex tape, but even that would be boring….

A model with a very famous broken actress she’s manipulated with her mouth…

It just seems so contrived to me…but here’s some lesbians in shorts no construction boots or birkenstocks for you fucking weirdos who like this ….

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2018

26

Jul

Stella Maxwell, Seductive Lesbian of the Day

For a dyke, she really knows how to produce content for pervert dudes to jerk off to.

Most dykes just want to rip the cocks off of men, probably because they were molested by men, at least statistically.

While this one gets half naked, in a look how hot I am, you can’t have me kind of cocktease…which I guess works for her because broken celebrity women seem into eating her cunt, and because dudes like us accept the fact that we will never fuck any of these bitches so it’s all one massive cocktease….


Here are her tiny nips
Stella Maxwell Nipples See Through Shirt

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2018

14

May

Stella Maxwell and Sara Sampaio Tits in Cannes of the Day

Stella Maxwell Tits in a Black Lace Dress in Cannes

Stella Maxwell is the Victoria’s Secret model, manipulator, social climber, celebrity fucker who has leveraged being a hipster model with a shaved head and uneven tits from 5 or 6 years ago…to being a top model…

I have no idea how that happened, but assume it starts with eating famous pussy…and throwing Barbara Palvin under the bus, because you have to really want it to make it in America…and when you really want it…you do anything for it…and obstacles you need to climb over like Barbara Palvin become easy prey…

But here she is…all A List at Cannes doing whatever it is so does…tits out…lookin’ good.

She’s in tights….and damn Stella Maxwell is skinny, it’s like Kristen Stwart sucked all the fat out of her via her vagina during lesbianism….she’s with her colleague and overrated VS model Sara Sampaio….

Sara Sampaio and Stella Maxwell in a White Bra in Cannes

So here’s Sara Sampaio who is not deserving of a post of her own but thanks to riding Stella Maxwell’s famous paparazzi care where the pussy Kristen Stewart is, she’s relevant by association…

Sara Sampaio Tits in a Black Lace Dress in Cannes

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If that doesn’t interest you, maybe the lesbian Stella Maxwell scissors and manipulates does:

Here’s an angry Kristen Stewart…who may or may not be Patrick Stewart’s daughter…I’m going with not…

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2018

13

Apr

Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart Lesbian Ass Shots of the Day

Kristen Stewart's Girlfriend Stella Maxwell Ass in short shorts

Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart in some shorts…because I guess lesbians can wear shorts…they aren’t banned from shorts…even though you’d expect their shorts to be more basketball shorts that go past their fat lesbian legs….assuming lesbians actually exist and are not just a myth created by the patriarchy and porno movies to give men something to jerk off to when bored of watching big porn dick…you know the fantasy of two high school besties at a sleep over discovering each other…something that likely happens all the time, and that is happening now with Kristen Stewart thanks to the aggressiveness of Stella Maxwell…reminding us how cliche of an identity crisis Stewart is as she character acts or method acts her way into lesbianism…being as stereotypically dyke as she can be…except for her lack of flannel…and dolphin shaped dildos because penis shapes are gross to them…it’s part of their muyth…

Kristen Stewart Ass in short shorts

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Heres more Stella NAKED on INSTAGRAM from a shoot with some magazine called ISSUE magazine cuz they are clever…

Stella Maxwell Tits Nipples out in a Sheer Shirt for Instagram

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