Irina Shayk inspires me to get my fitness game on, unfortunately, every time I go to the gym, the girls who look like Irina Shayk are in hiding, and the girls who look like Roseanne, Oprah, or really any obeses disgusting pile of shit, covered in sweat, dying for a donut, or an ice cream you know she’s going to get after the work out, cuz she’s earned it…you know, disgusting fat chick shit…so I’ll just stare at Shayk’s intagram instead…it’s less work this way.

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Why limit ourselves to one Irina Shayk is so good to look at…mail order bride / Russian Spy making a Soccer Star seem straight and good at recruiting no name bitches from other countries…and turning them into SI Model posts…I mean she’s so good I’d do posts on her all fucking day.

So here she is in a bikini, such a simple thing to pull off, I mean it probably took her all of 3 minutes to do, yet it’s up on some masterpiece level…that you’d think would take a lifetime to craft…but probably just happened in a lab during genetic research experiments back in the good old communist days….

To See Irina Shayk Amazing in a Bikini on the Beach…in an unrelated shoot CLICK HERE

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Irina Shayk is a mail order bride who has been sold to the right john, or husband and in doing that has pretty much fucking made it…if you consider producing smut for GQ Russia, her mother country, actually making it, while making smut for webcam companies, or whatever it is the other mail order brides are making smut for, is any less important…

She’s hot, she’s amazing naked or half naked, I’m a fan and I like the fact that she’s been a beard to a gay dude all these years, a beard who would never leak his story, because they will ruin her and take away her low level modelling, something she fucking loves, because it means she doesn’t get fucked all that much…for fear of getting caught by the media…and an atrophy pussy is the best kind of pussy.

To See Irina Shayk in Miami Working Out CLICK HERE

To See Irina Shayk Amazing in a Bikini on the Beach…in an unrelated shoot CLICK HERE

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Irina Shayk was the beard to some homosexual soccer player who just played it off as being European. Because Euro dudes, despite the fact that they wear such skimpy clothes, and act like fucking women, are some of the most homophobic people around.

Meaning, they couldn’t let their star of their life. The soccer man they are so passionate about and have tattooed on their chest and as a screensaver on their phone, pictures and videos they watch online on repeat, pretty much lusting over a dude because he plays their favorite sport so well….be a ‘mo.

They wouldn’t be able to justify the boner they have for him as anything not sexual.

So they recruit some no name babe as a distraction, make her sign contracts, give her everything she wants, so long as she plays the part, introducing us all to Irina Shayk….

So his closet case ways and her Russian sex trade roots combined….bring us this…and I am into it, cuz I think she’s one of the hottest bitches in the game right now…and she isn’t letting anyone down in this dress….I guess cuz she knows to milk it, it’s far better than working for a live cam site like her friends back home.

I am a fan…

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Irina Shayk posted these pics to her facebook, you know keeping social with some cleavage and bikini pics, for all her fans that are happy to hear that her love affair with her Soccer boyfriend is almost over, I guess the contract is up and the being his beard, pretending she has sex with him, so his fans don’t go homophobic on his ass. You know cuz she’s a mail order bride living the dream, and he’s got an image to uphold even if a little investigative journalism would show the world the truth, a truth none of us care about, cuz we are more into her body…the cam girl locked in a room with the mafia performing in exchange for her life who got away…

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This is a hot shoot for some clothing company’s spring campaign, and not because there’s some Euro trash dude in a speedo, something I am sure Irina Shayk is used to, dating a homosexual soccer player, who probably likes these guys around you know, to play with his balls, making this one of her only homo friendly shoots, that he probably put her up to, cuz it’s wrong when a dude can’t jerk off to pics of his wife when she looks like this, so now, thanks to a technicality, he can.

Her male order bride gig is finally more fulfilling…cuz instead of being a front for hiding gayness, she’s actually wanted by the pervert who bought her.

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I posted some lubed up EMMA WATSON PICS for the same book, campaign, or whatever the fuck this Natural Beauty thing. If you click on that post, you can learn what it is all about, but I’m more interested in seeing Irina Shayk posing for it, because she’s hot, even if I am sure she’s not a natural beauty and has some work done on her quest to get to this level….but I’ll take it, cuz she’s awesome.

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Irina Shayk is pretty much perfect…her body is rockin’…her face is awesome….physically she’s got it going on….so I can only assume she has a horrible flawed personality…filled with gold digging and ladder climbing….using her body and that face to get herself in places she otherwise would never be….not that it is a big fucking secret…her ticket was a gay athlete she exploited and plays girlfriend to…but all those politics on how a Russian spy left her communist rule…despite communism falling in the 90s…I still like to think they live one big James Bond movie of scandal and mystery….just don’t matter…cuz her secret weapon is this body she gets half naked…shit coulda come in handy back when Russia wanted to take over the world….and not just with mail order brides and serious babes….but with nuclear power and space travel…bread lines and gymnastics….who cares here are the pics….I feel like I’ve already posted but it doesn’t matter….

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This is just some insane “Kisses in Zanzibar” music video….for god knows what….All I know is that Irina Shayk is in it looking amazing….costarring with some really busty woman who may be a man….guy in a tight black dress…some poodles and a gay angel……I assume this is all masterminded by her boyfriend who’s sexuality she fronts for….but those are things I am more than happy to go through….bad dancing and all…just to get to see a little Shayk Russian ass in a bikini bottom giving me boners…..and grabbing huge tit….she’s lots of fun…even though this is probably the only work she can get…..I mean other than workin’ homosexual athletes to get into SI….

The video is directed by Bruce Weber….He’s a Victoria’s Secret / SI Photographer….and the whole thing is kind awesome….

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