Irina Shayk may not be an actual bikini model….I mean she did SI…but her fiance is some Sports star and his team has the power to tell the Editorial team at SI what to do….if they ever want any exclusives on any of the people they represent…they better put her out there…on the cover…or they will be cut off…cuz media is all a fucking lie….but you know she’s got the body good enough to be half naked…and I think she’s fucking lovely…so whether she’s a model or just a opportunist with good strategy….and skills in getting what she wants…I vow to always look at her naked…and half naked…until the rest of fucking time….which isn’t saying much…cuz I’ll look at any girl naked or half naked until the rest of fucking time…cuz naked or half naked girls are pretty much the only thing I find interesting….

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Irina Shayk is modeling some half naked shit and she is amazing in it, especially since she is in video, because every half naked girl looks better in video, and Irina Shayk, being the hot model she is, is the kind of girl everyone wants to see posing in video, except maybe her husband, but not because he’s jaded and so used to seeing her half naked that it doesn’t phase him or interest him as he’s more into new pussy, and not because he’s jealous and hates hr career, and wants her half naked all to himself, but because he is homosexual and more into his hidden cam videos of his soccer team locker room…cuz it’s not gay if you have a hot girlfriend or if you’re jerking off to your team…..you know how this jocks work.

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Irina Shayk always looks amazing…I wonder if it has to do with some communist superhero genetic modification experiments that took place during the cold war, back when they were seeking world domination, up on some down with America and the capitalist system it represents….or maybe if it has to do with nuclear meltdowns….or space travel…or rationed bread killing off the weak genes….I just know none of that matter, you see cuz Irina Shayk happened and she’s glorious….no matter what her hustle is….

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Irina Shayk is modeling lingerie….looking amazing….she’s come a far way from being a soccer groupie with a dream….you know debating what strategy to take to get out of her Russian existance and make it in America….and the good news is…she keeps on giving us the half naked….I think that’s where her skills lie….I mean that and fucking her way to the top…

Good times…

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Irina Shayk is awesome……that’s all I have to say about that.

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I am not allowed to post THE HOT AS FUCK IRINA SHAYK TITS SPILLING OUT OF A BIKINI PICS because the paparazzi are pretty unreasonable and like making examples out of some people, like me, even though I am broke as fuck cuz this shit site doesn’t make money….while huge corporate sites are stealing their pics and never getting sued for it….cuz they are bigger than the paparazzi and can’t get bullied by them….

So I am forced to post pics of her with an ask…encouraging you to CLICK THE LINK TO SEE HER IN THE BIKINI CUZ SHE IS HOTTER IN A BIKINI THAN HOLDING AN AXE

Even if that axe is the tool she used to convince her homosexual soccer playing boyfriend she obviously doesn’t fuck cuz he’s a homosexual….to use her as his front….in exchange for the fame and fortune her half naked body deserves cuz she’s fucking spectacular…..

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I want to start this post by saying…I don’t give a fuck about anything Irina Shayk has to say about anything…partially cuz she’s got a vagina…but more importantly cuz she’s just some groupie whore who managed to get into modeling that became pretty high profile….because she’ fucking incredible looking…but also cuz she was banging strategically….and locked the perfect high profile do……

I do give a fuck about watching her posing….all tanned and half naked…..and the accent isn’t so bad….but that’s cuz I am a Russina loving motherfucker….from sex trade….to communism…to olympic medals…and cold as ice emotionally….Goodtimes….

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Irina Shayk is modeling lingerie or bathing suits or whatever the fuck these are and she looks fucking hot…you know the kind of girl I’d agree to meet off the internet, even though I have a strict policy of not meeting anyone off the internet, because the internet scares me and is filled with abnormal people…..and it makes me nervous when they are posing as hot bitches….willing to meet me…cuz either they aren’t hot bitches at all….or if they happen to be hot bitches…they sure as hell aren’t stable…I attract the weird ones even via blog post….and I just don’t wanna get murdered….I mean unless it is by Irina Shayk, but she’s no longer in that territory…she’s all famous and snobby and wanted by rich and famous dudes….the days of ordering her Russian ass out of a catalog are done….Sad.

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