I’m so advanced at this internet shit….that way back on January 4th, 2012, I POSTED THE IRINA SHAYK ESQUIRE PICS …It’s like I’m a fucking profit or some shit that people need to start following for redemption when the end of the world comes this december…Motherfuckers, I got my finger on the pulse of this shit and I don’t even give a shit about this shit….there’s tons of real life hot pussy I’d rather be focusing on, making fun of, endorsing….cuz real life hot pussy puts out…while Irina Shayk only fucks those who help her russian whore ass get ahead….

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Soccer girlfriend Irina Shayk is in some ad campaign for some company that isn’t paying me to post her cleavage…..but is likely paying her because she’s a big model now and not the mail order bride she was destined to be provided their was no fall to the iron curtain…seriously, she’s got sex trade written all over her, but maybe that’s just because I know she’s used her pussy to get ahead regardless of communism….and that was with some soccer player who is likely gay but can’t let the world know he’s gay cuz the world…especially soccer fans…despite what logic tells us…are the biggest homophobes and that could end bad for him as riots start when the men who jerk off to his skill realize that’s his favorite part of his job and that he likes it…making it all very gay….even though it was gay to begin with…but sometimes pretending it isn’t makes living with yourself easier…especially if you are catholic…..and here are the tits he likely doens’t get much use out of…

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Irina Shayk teaches the youth of today a very valuable lesson they don’t teach in school…and that lesson is to fuck someone famous, rich or successful in business, sport or hollywood and good things will happen to your modeling career….So don’t focus on books and studying…focus on being pretty and not getting fat…cuz no famous, rich or successful person like fat chicks…except maybe Pierce Brosnan ….

Hot body, hot photoshoot, who cares how she got there, just be happy she’s doing this while she’s there….cuz we all get to stare.

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Here’s some Irina Shayk in lingerie for Christmas…..All glittery like some kind of Christmas decoration you want to fuck…but probably way less humiliating to fuck than the time your mom caught you with the candy canes up your ass while jerking off to Christmas movies….not that you’d ever fuck her, she’s a supermodel thanks to her high society fucking and you’re not high society….but at least you can jerk off to her pics…tis the fucking season fucker.

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It amazes me that this Irina Shayk bitch isn’t promoting mail order bride services on the internet…you know at the back of the Moscow Times escort agency listings…being the face of ex-communist country sex trades…but instead is getting work promoting legit products totally naked….she’s come a long way from being some whore who landed a pro athlete that landed her a legit career….a real long way..

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I have this theory that Irina Shayk pretty much did the equivalent of selling her soul to the devil for fame, only instead of selling her soul to the devil, she sould her vagina’s exclusivity to some Soccer player, who in no way is straight, but who can’t let Europeans know he’s not, cuz despite being emotional, feminine and shit, they hate fags, especially Italians…not that it matters, because her pretending to be his woman, has got her the cover of SI Swimsuit, cuz he is just that powerful an athlete, and if all she has to do is go to a few football games, it’s probably worth it…and what it comes down to is that it’s far better than her communist youth…..now try to look up her skirt.

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Don’t click any links off the video…I’m just posting it cuz i can’t post the pics and this weirdo put it on youtube….

So…Ronaldo pretended he was straight, just Europpean with his stage wife Irina Shayk, who gets paid in SI bikini covers, cuz that’s the power of powerful athletes with the best sports agents and management and publicists in the world, you know enough power to make a magazine go bankrupt if all his resources pulled from them, leaving them little choice, but luckily, unlike Andy Roddick’s hustle with Brooklyn “Downs Syndrome” Decker, Irina Shayk is all ethnic and hot and lovely….especially half naked fronting to be a dude’s gf so that he doesn’t get laughed off the court, forcing him to retire as European men won’t be able to handle his sexuality, cuz it will make them question theirs…you know since soccer is what they jerk off to and such…

Either way….I don’t have the rights to the pics….so….

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Here are some disgusting pictures of Irina Shayk, I mean if you’re like me and think that marriage is the cancer that ruins all fun, because as a married guy, I know marriage is the cancer that ruins all fun, and that it is the single worst event that can take a happy man, and even a happy couple, you know all beautiful in love, and turn it into a huge pile of shit….

I mean unless you’re the bottom feeding kind of guy, who isn’t so into the whole marriage thing, but is into the whole destruction of marriage thing, so you target unhappy wives for some pure sex with no other responsibility cuz they have fucking husbands for that, or if you’re just like me and into the open bars at weddings so much that when you see a wedding dress you get thirsty, then you’ll like this Irina Shayk, cover of SI Swimsuit, stepping out of bikinis and into modeling wedding dresses for some crazy thing I call cold, hard, cash.

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This is not fact, but I have a feeling that Ronaldo made a deal with Irina Shayk that she becomes his girlfriend, to keep his homosexuality under wraps, cuz everyone knows faggots can’t date supermodels, in exchange for her becoming a supermodel, a small trade-off before you become a supermodel, cuz the idea of that fame is too good to pass up, but when you become the supermodel it’s hard to keep the lie alive, cuz ego makes you realize you don’t need the queer anymore, so now she shows up to his games totally uninterested, planning her escape…..

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