I told you Irina Shayk was the SI Swimsuit Edition Covergirl this year, even though GQ Beat Them TO IT

I posted some shitty twitpic obscure version of this cover – cuz SI did some publicity stunt – pretending shit was leaked to twitter before the big Letterman reveal – I know it was a publicity stunt – because no one cared that Letterman had the big exclusive – it wasn’t mentioned anywhere – except when the shit was “Leaked”….two posts down….

I figure I might as well post the actual cover….cuz that’s just the kind of hero I am…

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Irina Shayk…The hot bitch dating the probably gay soccer player…who is very rich and probably has the best sports agents in the world…making this shit a hell of a lot easier to happen…but I’m not complaining…cuz this bitch is hot…

The funny thing about this is the big reveal was supposed to happen tonight….DAVID LETTERMAN HAD THE EXCLUSIVE BUT HIS STAFF FUCKED UP …

Something I like to think is probably also staged to get this more attention…

I assume tomorrow will be a day of SI pics…only to be told to take them down..

Good times..

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Irina Shayk proves that with some looks, a willingness to get topless for photographers, and access to one of the biggest soccer stars who needs someone like her to help snuff out the homo rumors, becoming famous is easy…

She has been named the top hot bitch by DT magazine of the year…and her winning formula I call being a hooker latch on cunt for the right people, the people who the media care about and riding that shit to the top…

It is the Samantha Ronson piggy back on Lohan and she’s not even hot strategy that got her 50,000 dollars a gig, even though she didn’t know how to DJ and didn’t deserve any stardom, only in Irina Shayk’s case, she knows how to show off her hot little body and she’s pretty talented, so she’s just getting the recognitionshe deserves…she just needed the famous gay athlete to get her there….Good hustle.

Even though these lists are total bullshit lies paid off by publicists…

Some other contenders..

Number 2 – Some Bitch I never heard of….

The rest were just obvious…

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Irina Shayk is some seriously wasted pussy because she’s fake dating some soccer player who is so past metrosexual that he’s just plain faggot. I guess it’s good for both of their careers and image because no one like a gay athlete, especially not Europeans who have man crushes on the guy, because it hits a little too close to home and will in-turn make them question their sexuality, making them hate him for getting them hard, when all they wanted to do was watch soccer….and because no one likes an unknown model who isn’t dating a pro athlete…it’s like the stamp of approval see needs, even though with an ass like that the only stamp I want to give her is with a hot iron to differentiate her from the other hot pussy I’m herding…That probably doesn’t make sense, but that’s ok, cuz either does this ethnic ass it is amazing…

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Irina Shayk, the soccer star model girlfriend who is with the soccer star despite his homosexuality, cuz he pretty much put her on the map, offers her the good life and gets her noticed and invited to events that are good for her career…and that her Russian born ass probably wouldn’t have ever had the chance to go to, cuz she’d be too busy working a kiosk in the communist mall or stripping, unless of course she was exported to a very rich husband who ordered her by catalog, but it’s never the real rich guys who buy the Russians, but instead the virgin weirdos who realize they’ll never get laid and who save up all their money for years to make it happen, only to piss off the Russian when she arrives and realizes his one room apartment is shittier than war torn Russia before the fall of communism, so that she either kills him, or runs away, cuz Russian bitches are crazy…..and even when they’re showing leg and tit at event, I’m still scared of them.

Here are her pics….

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Here is Ronaldo’s amazing girlfriend in her lingerie for GQ. The only unfortunate part of this story is that he’s gay and can’t fully appreciate her. Sure you can argue that men in such tight short shorts are just secure in their sexuality or that men who are successful thanks to being a star at what they do with massive bank accounts to show for it who get pussy like this spread eagle and all fours for him daily are just secure with themselves but I just think her pussy is not utilized to her full Russian communist potential….but at least people are starting to notice.

Here are some of the amazing pics…I know that I’m ready for the behind the scenes video and High Quality pictures to be released….but this is good enough for now…

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I guess when this soccer player pussy went down to South Africa for the World Cup looking for new soccer cock to stick inside her cuz in Europe, Soccer players are bigger than celebrities, she got recruited to do an issue of South Africa GQ…and they got her in a See Thru top, to show the world the nipples her boyfriend Ronaldo doesn’t suck on, cuz he’s too buy masturbating to cock…..

I’ve done at least one post on her today and figured it was only a matter of time that her nudity would surface…since she’s a new face and with all new faces come the scandals of their past or the scandals of the present thanks to their excitement from all the attention

Here are the pics…

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The biggest gay icon in soccer has this hot pussy named Irina Shayk as his girlfriend. I don’t know if it’s legit or if it is just a marketing push for her career while keeping his fans happy, cuz if you’ve ever seen soccer fans, you will know that they love to get boners to their favorite players, Ronaldo being one of those people, and the second he comes out of the closet, they will have a hard time cumming to his skills, cuz they will think it makes them gay too…..See, now it’s just a love of a sport and someone who plays the sport gracefully that gets them off, and nothing to do with the cock in the little shorts he wears but if he was gay, that would all change, since all his fans, despite being pansies are homophobic, making the whole thing fucking confusing…..But then again, he may just be euro and euro people are all kinda flaming….and really it doesn’t matter whether this bitch is fucking her man up the ass with a big black dildo or if he’s fucking her…cuz she is hot and the taste of fame is addictive and will lead to her naked in picture…we just gotta keep this momentum up.

Pics via Bauer

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Here’s Ronaldo’s model girlfriend cuz apparently he’s not gay and she is his proof, even though I think she may just be on payroll from his management because no one likes a gay soccer player…it would make all the passionate Europeans feel more awkward when they jerk off to him than they do now…Seriously, as much as people laugh at Ronaldo’s tight clothes and Euro haircut, the real issue are his fans who are are substantially more queer than him, cuz they actually climax watching him do his soccer thing, while he’s getting with models, not that any of that matters, cuz his pussy looks like a hot mess and I like it…

Pics via Bauer

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