Tilda Swinton must be a great actress, I mean she’d have to be looking the way she does…if she wasn’t a great actress no one would go near her…because she looks like some kind of cartoon character troll…out of some kind of horror movie…but at least she’s skinny.

She’s 55 and naked which is a terrifying concept in and of itself, but throw in a terrifying face and that orange hair – and this is what nightmares, or nightmare sex is based on…..

The movie called – A Bigger Splash…it must be a horror movie…because why the fuck else would this exist….and it’s not just to hate on Tilda Swinton, an actress that no one I have ever known has ever said was hot…ever….but I like naked..even when I hate it…

I could have happily gone through miserable life without ever seeing this…a bigger splash would have been her fully clothed, acting as she does in some gut wrenching performance, giving advice on how to masturbate to a hot young girl naked and masturbating…that’s how I’d like to jerk off to Tilda Swinton, you know the older lesbian school teacher violating the youth…but we take what we get and hopefully she got this naked thing at 55..out of her system…I wouldn’t be too into it at 75…but then again…maybe I would be..with this internet porn – my fetishes are shifting….

More interestingly, the movie also has Dakota Johnson full frontal…not that Dakota Johnson is much more exciting than Tilda Swinton, but at least she’s not freakish, hobbit character looking, old actress….not showing the fiery bush, which is the one naked thing about her that I’d rather be staring at….but here’s Don Johnson’s bratty daughter.anyway…

Here’s the trailer – because I’ve never heard of this movie…that has brought us such gold..orange colored gold…

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