As someone who has hated COLDPLAY since their inception and was never quite able to wrap my mind around anyone who liked COLDPLAY, despite there being so many people into COLDPLAY and clearly the marketing to the hive mind had worked by COLDPLAY…there is no way I can endorse celebrity child Dakota Johnson, daughter of Don Johnson who apparently is on TV again with a Ryan Murphy show on Cruise Ship, which isn’t quite like the show concept I had for a Cruise Ship, but I’m not some homosexual TV icon who dominates the TV market like he was Norman Lear only gay as fuck….

Johnson is a third generation whore in the industry, therefore her granny whored so she didn’t have to whore, yet here she is still whoring…tits out in public, what…

Known for destroying any hotness that could have come with the 50 Shades of Grey project that lubricated a nation and left many a wet spots in panties, chairs and mattresses around the country….one the worst NEPO HIRES to date, despite endorsing NEPOTISM because I figure it’s a good way to keep society compartmentalized and class systems in place.

But year, COLDPLAY fucks this, so you shouldn’t want to, unless you are a COLDPLAY fan, which probably means you’d want to BE THIS so that you get to FUCK THAT….

It’s all so confusing…but confusing of all is WHERE ARE THE NIPPLES….are they amputated? Is this Hollywood Magic, was she born without NIPPLES, maybe she’s a robot….

In conclusion, she has an interesting reaction to meeting black people, I guess they don’t have them around the Melanie Griffith / Chris Martin household and that her dad’s Miami Vice partner was just a prop because there was no inclusivity or opportunities for black people in Hollywood before George Floyd died of a drug overdose that changed the nation…she’s like “WHAT IS THAT THING ANYWAY”….

But check out the friend’s titties…

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COLD PLAY FANS ARE LIKE PULL THAT DRAGON SHAPED DILDO OUT MY ASS, I’m not going to be GAY for our LORD AND SAVIOR CHRIS MARTIN’s pussy.

Chris Martin’s pussy is more than just ridden with HERPES he got from GWYNETH PALTROW or MONKEY POX he got from fucking gay AFRICANS…

She is also a third generation Hollywood whore, her granny cockteased Hitchcock so her mom could cocktease the world, before letting MIAMI VICE drop his fucking contraband up inside her….creating this boring fucking actress.

She was cast in 50 SHADES of GREY, a book that taught old bored housewives how to masturbate or fuck again, after years of giving up on that shit.

It made the pervert who wrote that shit for the old ladies a lot of money and it led to a hyped up movie that was based on Maggie Gyllenhaal’s SECRETARY, only there was nothing hot about it….when it was supposed to be a movie chicks jerk off to.

I saw clips of it and this bitch had ZERO sex appeal, so even with her TITS OUT it’s a lot like TAYLOR SWIFT…

Shit’s so boring, even her bike shorts don’t want to climb inside her to get creamed while she shows us all her aggressive cameltoe, these shorts are not COLD PLAY fans and are like “I’ll sit this one out”….

To the COLD PLAY FANS…this is what they’d reverse engineer their homosexuality for, a little CONVERSION therapy to get close to where their man’s dick has been.

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Dakota Johnson is out here modelling some thonged one piece outfit over her jeans, which in the event you didn’t know is not the way these things are supposed to be done, it’s like she’s been raised in her third generation celebrity aquarium, and hasn’t spent her time on social media enough to realize there’s supposed to be an ASSHOLE behind the thong, not fucking jeans….but maybe there’s a fetish out there for people who like thongs over pants….a weird fetish to have but there are weirder ones….I figure when you throw in a third generation celebrity, that in and of itself is a fetish, so everything they do from pissing, to eating, to having food poisoning is a fetish…especially if you’re a 50 Shades of Grey fan….you middle aged mom fuck…

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I saw these pictures of Dakota Johnson’s ass in what look like a white bikini to me but for the pervert dreamers out there could be misconstrued as panties…which you know are way sluttier to be wearing at the beach, even if they are full back….but both white bathing suits and white panties alike become see through when wet, hence the whole reason I’m into them…last week. She’s filming in Greece because COVID’s really getting her down.

I remember the first time I experienced a white bikini bottom, I was at a friend’s pool during the summer when I was under 25 and his sister and her friends were there too…one in a white swimsuit…and everytime she’d get out of the pool her full ass was exposed…and anytime you got a glimpse of her from the front full pussy….but we were more decent as a people back then…at least some people were and no one told her…so for an afternoon I saw her fucking WOMB….it was that sheer…I guess bikini technology wasn’t as advanced….her friend said nothing, her brother didn’t notice because I guess he wasn’t looking at his sister’s cunt, people didn’t only watch incest porn titles back then so there wasn’t that awkward “I have a dick, you have a vagina, we should fuck since we’re stuck on this trip to grandmas together”….that the kids today need to deal with….and I didn’t say anything because I didn’t want the pussy show to end…it was the 80s or 90s…porn wasn’t readily available…so I used that visual for at least 3-5 years…maybe even 20 years…and any white swimsuit I see…I remember that gloriousd day…even when it’s on that whore Melanie Griffith’s daughter who only has a career because of her family legacy in the industry…her ass isn’t so bad though…

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Dakota Johnson is the slut daughter of Melanie Griffith’s who is the slut daughter of Hitchcock’s masturbation material, something that probably would have got Hitchcock cancelled if it was present time, but that was seen as normal enough back then….you know because people weren’t fucking whiners and were just happy to be around geniuses even if they became creepy obsessed, shit was just a compliment not a rape….

I actually don’t remember the story of Tippi Hedren and Hitchcock but it had some similarities to the Tucker Carlson claims going around, because she rejected his sexual advances, he threatened to destroy her career, they made The Birds and Marnie and whatever else she did to pave the way for Melanie to fuck everyone in the 1970s Hollywood as the famous daughter, you know before launching her bullshit career that was gifted to her, like Dakota did all those years later…

I discount any accomplishments from spoiled brat rich people for obvious fucking reasons, mainly that they don’t need to try, they don’t need the talent and if anything everyone around them are just impressed groupies because of who their parents are….where I just think the celebrity parents makes them entitled, delusional brats…especially when they decide to get famous for themselves, or flash their ass that I am sure she’s pumped on, otherwise she wouldn’t post it….like a bottom feeding attention seeker she is…because she’s fucking empty, how can you not be empty when everything you’ve done is just a consequence of your mom and grandma…loser.

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I just did a thought provoking, hard hitting, puff piece on BRIE LARSON who was also in a white sheer enough nipple exposing tank top, but was BRIE Larson so I “NEXTed” that shit and moved onto this.

That is not to say Dakota Johnson, Miami Vice’s load he left inside Melanie Griffith between her fucks with multiple men, as a second generation Hollywood girl, she filled the void with cock often…..so who even knows if this is actually a Johnson or some other straggler her mom let cum in her.

Doesn’t matter, it’s nepotism, she only exists because of her mom who only exists because of her mom, in some THIRD generation hollywood starlet that makes me think there’s little substance or personality to this bitch, not just cuz she’s boring, even with her tits out, but because when you are raised in captivity like she was, your outlook on basically everything can go suck a fucking dick, who cares about ANYTHING you have to say you coddled fucking trash….

BUT HER NIPS are hard….unfortuantely the rest of her sucks but at least mom and dad can get her work so that she never realizes that she’s garbage.

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If you know me, and you don’t, no one knows me and I’m not trying to be an emo bitch about it, that’s queer. I’m not saying it in a “you don’t even know me, the real ME” kind of way, but in a “i like to be invisible and left the fuck alone”, but maybe you’ll remember that I have a fetish, but not a sexual fetish, just an interest in celebrity kids.

They are so entitled, spoiled, raised in such a weird environment amongst weird peopole that they can’t be normal, which doesn’t make them more interesting, or less boring, or less obvious, it’s just interesting.

So when I see the third generation whore that crawled out of Melanie Griffith’s coked up womb, that she assume was from Don Johnson’s sperm but can’t be too sure because she’s had so much other sperm up in her around the same time, walking around, looking average at best, even dumpy despite being an actress, despite being outside a YOGA class, I laugh to myself.

Sure she’s got her “acting” career going, based on her talent alone. I hear she auditioned for 50 Shades of Grey with one of those glasses with a big nose and moustache disguise under a fake name so no one knew who she was, you know to not taint the casting process, because Hollywood is known to be an insular place that keeps the same people working, no new blood, and she didn’t want to live a life knowing she only got the part because of who the family summers with / who the family is…..

It’s just a lame ass in leggings pic, but it’s so much more to me it’s almost fascintating, yet still boring. How does she do it. Talent man, that’s how. A long line of talent….she was bred this way. Eugenics.

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I checked Dakota Johnson out on instagram, where she has 2.7 million followers, but only one post of a phone number to call for some activist bullshit, but then there’s another account that is her “fan” account that I have a feeling may be run by her assistant cuz I fucking doubt that she’s got people into her enough to run a fan account. It seems pretty bullshit to me….and we are in an era of instagram getting a bitch work, which may or may not apply to a third generation Hollywood Slut…her mom and granny a slut before her…and she’s so dialed into that industry that she gets cast in shit just because of who birthed her….thanks to some DON JOHNSON SPERM…even though I think Melanie Griffith, her mom, was probably getting fucked by more than just Don Johnson at the time, and anyone could be her dad…

All this to say, 50 Shades of Grey….not my thing, and either is this entitled trash but at least she’s not fat…at least 3 generations of hollywood has left her with vanity to not get fat…

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