Dakota Johnson is a third generation Hollywood Whore.

I don’t find anything about her appealing and the fact she was dating the guy from COLDPLAY makes me think she’s probably a gay man.

I know that the industry tries really hard to convince us that she’s hot or that she’s got hot tits, they had her in some Jimmy Kimmel gag where he gawks over her tits like a teenage retard with no self control, in efforts to make it a thing….

The truth is, she’s really not very hot, even with the tits, or that DON JOHNSON money…

They may put her in some masturbation movie like 50 Shades of Grey, but that doesn’t mean she’s worth masturbating to her…

So now they have her out here in a sheer top, using her hair to cover the nips, instead of showing the nips, to give this boring pile of shit something actually appealing about her.

FREE THE NIPS, ever heard of it, retard…

Hid the nip in a cheeky way, go fuck yourself, that tease isn’t making us want it more, it’s just making us hate her more…

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Dakota Johnson’s looking a little more Don Johnson than mom Melanie Griffith….or 96 year old granny Tippi Hedren, the 1950s bikini model and jerk off material to Alfred Hitchcock….

She’s rocking a sports bra and leggings after leaving the gym and making it pretty clear why Coldplay was having sex with her to anyone who thought Coldplay had to be gay based on being Coldplay

That is one boxy looking bitch and there may be tit or hard nipple, but any dude who eats too much soy likely packs as much heat as she does…

I don’t know if people consider her some hot piece of celebrity ass, but nepotism has positioned her in a place that allows the Hollywood liars to pretend she is, and use the power of suggestion to trick you retards into thinking she is hot….like what they do with fat chicks, luckily she’ not fat.

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Calvin Klein clearly has dementia because he has cast Dakota Johnson as one of his icons….

Dakota Johnson is a third generation hollywood whore and she’s not fat or anything, while willing to slip off her panties or top for some marketing campaigns, but she is no way an Icon.

Her mom Melanie Griffith isn’t even an Icon…so it’s a little aggressive a title…

We can only assume that Calvin Klein is a Coldplay fan, he is a homo after all, so it does line-up….because Johnson’s most important work has been masturbation fodder to Coldplay fans into the pussy the main pussy who sings for Coldplay inserts his pussy…

I’m not hating on stripped down Hollywood baby, I just find her boring and not iconic at all…she hasn’t really done anything important enough to be iconic other than get cast in 50 Shades of Grey, a book 99 percent of sad housewives came to, only for the movie to not have one singular scene for dudes to jerk off to….it was a fail….and I blame Johnson showing her Johnson…

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Dakota Johnson, the third generation hollywood whore, who they pretend are actresses, which by definition are hollywood whores, has always been pretty fucking boring to me.

They cast her as some boring chick in the masturbation fodder to the average bored lady, making the writer of the series very rich, while making really lame movies in the process…50 shades of grey is as exciting as 50 shades of grey….totally bland….

Nothing she does is hot….even with all the issues of being raised in the Hollywood demonic ecosystem….

She went onto fuck fuck the gay dude from Coldplay for many fucking years, exposing herself as the ultimate Coldplay fan, which is equally not hot…

So seeing her on 9/11 at the 9/11 Tribute in NYC, dressed like this….is really not erotic…

As much as I want this to be hot…

I just don’t see it….

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Dakota Johnson is the creepy Coldplay Fan, who like Hailey Bieber set her sights on the person who created the music that she learned how to masturbate to, pulled some witchcraft that her mom and her granny taught her, so that she could win at life via the use of her cunt…..only to homewreck his Gwyneth Paltrow run home…to MAKE it her own….

The young stepMOTHER, who probably isn’t that young, is out in some fitness gear staying skinny while rocking her fitness apparel….

She’s got a pair of panties on, at least it looks like visible panty line, so maybe she’s on her period, MAXI PAD strapped in since TAMPONS are toxic…or maybe she just has an exceptionally drippy cunt, possibly from the excitement she feels from being so close to the source of her COLDPLAY fetish at all times, forcing her to layer up and not leave puddles at the gym she works out in.

I guess we’ll never know.

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As someone who has hated COLDPLAY since their inception and was never quite able to wrap my mind around anyone who liked COLDPLAY, despite there being so many people into COLDPLAY and clearly the marketing to the hive mind had worked by COLDPLAY…there is no way I can endorse celebrity child Dakota Johnson, daughter of Don Johnson who apparently is on TV again with a Ryan Murphy show on Cruise Ship, which isn’t quite like the show concept I had for a Cruise Ship, but I’m not some homosexual TV icon who dominates the TV market like he was Norman Lear only gay as fuck….

Johnson is a third generation whore in the industry, therefore her granny whored so she didn’t have to whore, yet here she is still whoring…tits out in public, what…

Known for destroying any hotness that could have come with the 50 Shades of Grey project that lubricated a nation and left many a wet spots in panties, chairs and mattresses around the country….one the worst NEPO HIRES to date, despite endorsing NEPOTISM because I figure it’s a good way to keep society compartmentalized and class systems in place.

But year, COLDPLAY fucks this, so you shouldn’t want to, unless you are a COLDPLAY fan, which probably means you’d want to BE THIS so that you get to FUCK THAT….

It’s all so confusing…but confusing of all is WHERE ARE THE NIPPLES….are they amputated? Is this Hollywood Magic, was she born without NIPPLES, maybe she’s a robot….

In conclusion, she has an interesting reaction to meeting black people, I guess they don’t have them around the Melanie Griffith / Chris Martin household and that her dad’s Miami Vice partner was just a prop because there was no inclusivity or opportunities for black people in Hollywood before George Floyd died of a drug overdose that changed the nation…she’s like “WHAT IS THAT THING ANYWAY”….

But check out the friend’s titties…

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COLD PLAY FANS ARE LIKE PULL THAT DRAGON SHAPED DILDO OUT MY ASS, I’m not going to be GAY for our LORD AND SAVIOR CHRIS MARTIN’s pussy.

Chris Martin’s pussy is more than just ridden with HERPES he got from GWYNETH PALTROW or MONKEY POX he got from fucking gay AFRICANS…

She is also a third generation Hollywood whore, her granny cockteased Hitchcock so her mom could cocktease the world, before letting MIAMI VICE drop his fucking contraband up inside her….creating this boring fucking actress.

She was cast in 50 SHADES of GREY, a book that taught old bored housewives how to masturbate or fuck again, after years of giving up on that shit.

It made the pervert who wrote that shit for the old ladies a lot of money and it led to a hyped up movie that was based on Maggie Gyllenhaal’s SECRETARY, only there was nothing hot about it….when it was supposed to be a movie chicks jerk off to.

I saw clips of it and this bitch had ZERO sex appeal, so even with her TITS OUT it’s a lot like TAYLOR SWIFT…

Shit’s so boring, even her bike shorts don’t want to climb inside her to get creamed while she shows us all her aggressive cameltoe, these shorts are not COLD PLAY fans and are like “I’ll sit this one out”….

To the COLD PLAY FANS…this is what they’d reverse engineer their homosexuality for, a little CONVERSION therapy to get close to where their man’s dick has been.

This post is for them.

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Dakota Johnson is out here modelling some thonged one piece outfit over her jeans, which in the event you didn’t know is not the way these things are supposed to be done, it’s like she’s been raised in her third generation celebrity aquarium, and hasn’t spent her time on social media enough to realize there’s supposed to be an ASSHOLE behind the thong, not fucking jeans….but maybe there’s a fetish out there for people who like thongs over pants….a weird fetish to have but there are weirder ones….I figure when you throw in a third generation celebrity, that in and of itself is a fetish, so everything they do from pissing, to eating, to having food poisoning is a fetish…especially if you’re a 50 Shades of Grey fan….you middle aged mom fuck…

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I saw these pictures of Dakota Johnson’s ass in what look like a white bikini to me but for the pervert dreamers out there could be misconstrued as panties…which you know are way sluttier to be wearing at the beach, even if they are full back….but both white bathing suits and white panties alike become see through when wet, hence the whole reason I’m into them…last week. She’s filming in Greece because COVID’s really getting her down.

I remember the first time I experienced a white bikini bottom, I was at a friend’s pool during the summer when I was under 25 and his sister and her friends were there too…one in a white swimsuit…and everytime she’d get out of the pool her full ass was exposed…and anytime you got a glimpse of her from the front full pussy….but we were more decent as a people back then…at least some people were and no one told her…so for an afternoon I saw her fucking WOMB….it was that sheer…I guess bikini technology wasn’t as advanced….her friend said nothing, her brother didn’t notice because I guess he wasn’t looking at his sister’s cunt, people didn’t only watch incest porn titles back then so there wasn’t that awkward “I have a dick, you have a vagina, we should fuck since we’re stuck on this trip to grandmas together”….that the kids today need to deal with….and I didn’t say anything because I didn’t want the pussy show to end…it was the 80s or 90s…porn wasn’t readily available…so I used that visual for at least 3-5 years…maybe even 20 years…and any white swimsuit I see…I remember that gloriousd day…even when it’s on that whore Melanie Griffith’s daughter who only has a career because of her family legacy in the industry…her ass isn’t so bad though…

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Dakota Johnson is the slut daughter of Melanie Griffith’s who is the slut daughter of Hitchcock’s masturbation material, something that probably would have got Hitchcock cancelled if it was present time, but that was seen as normal enough back then….you know because people weren’t fucking whiners and were just happy to be around geniuses even if they became creepy obsessed, shit was just a compliment not a rape….

I actually don’t remember the story of Tippi Hedren and Hitchcock but it had some similarities to the Tucker Carlson claims going around, because she rejected his sexual advances, he threatened to destroy her career, they made The Birds and Marnie and whatever else she did to pave the way for Melanie to fuck everyone in the 1970s Hollywood as the famous daughter, you know before launching her bullshit career that was gifted to her, like Dakota did all those years later…

I discount any accomplishments from spoiled brat rich people for obvious fucking reasons, mainly that they don’t need to try, they don’t need the talent and if anything everyone around them are just impressed groupies because of who their parents are….where I just think the celebrity parents makes them entitled, delusional brats…especially when they decide to get famous for themselves, or flash their ass that I am sure she’s pumped on, otherwise she wouldn’t post it….like a bottom feeding attention seeker she is…because she’s fucking empty, how can you not be empty when everything you’ve done is just a consequence of your mom and grandma…loser.

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