Dakota Johnson is the plain jane virgin in 50 Shades of Grey, a movie that is going to be as massive as the Twilight Saga, because it’s the same middle of the road, bored in their life, housewife who has never had an orgasm, who doesn’t even realize her life sucks, who is going to buy into the lie that it projects…because they already have masturbated to the content…

You see, us seasoned perverts are used to the whole S&M sexed up world, it’s what we live, making 50 Shades of grey amateur, low grade bullshit…but like most things that don’t deserve success…billions will be made…and this Don Johnson / Melanie Griffith produced girl will be the captain of that movement…she’s like one of their coke filled used miscarriages left on the pool house carpet back in the 80s that survived…which fascinates me more than her role in the movie…or her look that is kind of…totally…fully fucking boring..

All this to say, I wonder how she got the job…

Here she is in Vogue..

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No one cares who Dakota Johnson is, I am going to assume not even her mother, Melanie Griffith, because she’s probably too busy being a broken celebrity daughter who became a celerbity of her own, all narcissistic and fucking everything to fill the void of quitting cocaine to be a mother…assuming that she’s quit cocaine…but definitely filling he her vagina, not just now that she’s old and dried up with Banderas is out of the picture, but before, when Don Johnson and every other man she’s had come in and out of Dakota’s life, preparing her for her role as 50 Shades of grey…..

But I care about her vagina definition in a pair of leggings…not that much, but at least enough to look at it for a while… Come February, she may be a huge deal…for now she’s just huge outter labia…or huge enough for me…

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50 Shades of Grey new trailer was released which means it is a good time to release the paparazzi topless pics of the star, Dakota Johnson, who happens to be one of Melanie Griffith’s kids, who in case you didn’t know was one of the OG, notorious hollywood daughters whofucked everyone growing up, before lading a roll as Don Johnson and Antonio Banderas’ wife….and making a little Dakota…

Her tits are whatever, but I guess this is just a preview of shitty Hollywood rendition of bondage that is to come when that garbage old lady porn is released in February….not that I hate anything that introduces normals to bondage….or topless tanning…it’s just all so obvious and boring…but here it is anyway…

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Here’s some Dakota Johnson in a bikini – her mom is Melanie Griffith…her dad Don Johnson – or as I like to call him – one of the many men Melanie Griffith rolled through and got impregnated by during her stint as an LA rich kid, daughter of an actress, with a trust fund…in an era before the Internet was really documenting her LA rich kid behavior, before strapping down and establishing a career of her own, thanks to contacts and the fact that acting requires no talent at all….

Anyway, here’s the third generation doin’ it…50 Shades of Grey skin in a bikini styles…just how mommy and I guess Grand mommy taught her…and at least her Miami Vice ass is worth lookin’ at…because all ass is worth looking at.

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Dakota Johnson is some Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith offspring who is just trying to make a name for herself by leveraging her parent’s name and contacts and landing some 50 Shades of Grey shit that will define her career because every horny mom and their daughter will go see the shit to see how close to their masturbation fantasies the fucking thing hits…which won’t be very close…and will leave everyone disappointed…and everyone hating on poor Dakota and the role of nepotism to land acting roles…but the good news is..we’ll all be seeing her naked…because when you’re raised by overpaid hookers in Hollywood…you kind of become one…FUN! Hollywood Porn!!

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This is perfectly timed paparazzi pics of Dakota Johnson on set of some movie in her panties, letting the public know she’s ready to be spanked and gagged in the 50 Shades movie she just booked thanks to being Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith’s daughter, Antonio Banderas’ stepdaughter and Tippy Hedrum who was all creeped on by creeper Alfred Hitchcock …you know enough people in Hollywood to pretty much make anything for her happen…and for some reason, instead of being a doctor or a lawyer or even a philanthropist with a charity that saves fucking African Aids Babies or some shit, she’s chosen to get naked in hollywood movies, which I guess in a lot of ways makes her a vapid little cunt, but in other ways, makes her a lot of fun knowing that it’s just a matter of time before we see her spoiled brat cunt…on the big screen…I dig it.

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