Dakota Johnson is some Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith offspring who is just trying to make a name for herself by leveraging her parent’s name and contacts and landing some 50 Shades of Grey shit that will define her career because every horny mom and their daughter will go see the shit to see how close to their masturbation fantasies the fucking thing hits…which won’t be very close…and will leave everyone disappointed…and everyone hating on poor Dakota and the role of nepotism to land acting roles…but the good news is..we’ll all be seeing her naked…because when you’re raised by overpaid hookers in Hollywood…you kind of become one…FUN! Hollywood Porn!!

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