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2019

06

Aug

Dakota Johnson in a Bikini of the Day

I checked Dakota Johnson out on instagram, where she has 2.7 million followers, but only one post of a phone number to call for some activist bullshit, but then there’s another account that is her “fan” account that I have a feeling may be run by her assistant cuz I fucking doubt that she’s got people into her enough to run a fan account. It seems pretty bullshit to me….and we are in an era of instagram getting a bitch work, which may or may not apply to a third generation Hollywood Slut…her mom and granny a slut before her…and she’s so dialed into that industry that she gets cast in shit just because of who birthed her….thanks to some DON JOHNSON SPERM…even though I think Melanie Griffith, her mom, was probably getting fucked by more than just Don Johnson at the time, and anyone could be her dad…

All this to say, 50 Shades of Grey….not my thing, and either is this entitled trash but at least she’s not fat…at least 3 generations of hollywood has left her with vanity to not get fat…

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