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2019

11

Dec

Dakota Johnson in Leggings of the Day

Dakota Johnson, the third generation Hollywood Starlet who only gets work because she is the third generation Hollywood starlet, cuz nothing about her is hot or compelling, except maybe that she survived Mel Griffith’s coke filled womb….is in leggings…and it is boring….but then again….I saw the clips of her over hyped 50 shades of grey sex scenes….sex scenes that revolutionized sex for old ladies who read the shitty fan fiction book and made the writer fucking rich cuz you’re all idiots….that were totally unmemorable..

So Dakota, if that’s even her real name, was capable of making the most “racy” sex scenes in the book, into the most boring sex scenes none of us even remember…in the movies…and there’s likely a name for that…one I call “she fucking sucks and not in a good way”….

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