Irina Shayk is a Sports Illustrated bikini model who probably should have been a mail order bride, or cam girl, but who crawled through the Siberian mountains, by way of some pro athlete’s dick…so that the would could celebrate her as a classy lady…even though you know she’s got a real dark side, that’s how she escaped, using her looks and that kind of hustle, makes her better than all the other Soviets who have been abducted and work cam rooms in the basement…

She may even be a cover girl this year…of a magazine that may not really matter but that is hugely popular and hugely american…better than marrying some fat dude in the midwest for a passport…and she may be the one who got away, but she’s also one of the hotter models out there, and I like looking at her ass in Yoga Pants…

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Irina Shayk is pretty much the best model circulating the bikini model I want to fuck industry lately…partially because she’s scammed her way to the top from the mean streets of her cold water flat in Russia…probably through any means possible..from hooking…to sucking dick…to pretending to suck dick for athletes who linked her up with SI…but even if she’s had work done she looks fucking good…and I guess she’s on her PR trip to help the people at SI choose her as the cover of next month’s issue over EMRATA…by showing her ass that despite not being photoshopped…still looks round enough for me to dig into…even if it’s not the roundest out there…when compared to everything else she offers..it’s pretty fucking perfect enough for you to masturbate to…

I remain…a fan of this babe…if only I coulda bought her off the internet before all this fame…another example of me failing at life…It happens daily…

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Irina Shayk is pretty much the best model out there. I don’t know if communism killed off all the shitty russian girls, and that we are only left with gold…or if communism created some kind of genetic modification in a lab to have only babes part of their citizenship…but I do know Russian girls are awesome, and this one is top of the food chain…thanks to some strategy and Russian spy tactics…I am a fan…of these ass pics from instagram..shit…I’d eat her shit…just to get that close to where it anal squirted out of…

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Despite all her plastic surgery, I think that Irina Shayk is probably the hottest model to scam her way out of Russia and into the public eye, using whatever means she had in front of her, whether it was a pro soccer playing boyfriend….who was probably gay and she used her Russian spy skills they teach you in elementary school to figure out how to extort him…and I respect that hustle, cuz girls in America can’t even get as far as this one has,meaning she’s better than they are….

That said, you always see these girls in pictures, photoshopped to shit, so video, a lot more complicated to fix, is a bit more representative of the heat she’s packing and that’s why I am posting this shitty promo video.

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Irina Shayk is probably the hottest model out there, at least the hottest model that Sports Illustrated created thanks to her athlete boyfriend who probably wasn’t really her boyfriend…but who did have the right power house agents to manipulate her into a magazine she totally deserves to be in because she’s really the only hot girl they feature…

Here she is for Beach Bunny a brand of bathing suits I assume is owned by Sports Illustrated, or advertises heavily with Sports Illustrated, because they only use Sports Illustrated models, and they probably aren’t paying for that…

In typical hotter bitch around fashion, she’s looking’ pretty fucking good.

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Irina Shayk was posing with animals because when you are a Russian with no soul…and animals are a good distraction from reminding people you’re a mail order bride who tricked the system into getting her on SI, because despite being amazing to look at, even with all the works she’s done, she’s just average looking in Russia and 1000s of other communist reds could be in her spot, but they’ve made other life choices like not marrying gay athletes…

I prefer to see her in bathing suits being the only girl worth looking at that Sports Illustrated has to offer…but girls with animals is a fetish somewhere…and better than girls with asshole athletes…

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Sometimes all you need to motivate yourself is pictures of some Russian mail order bride who scammed her way into celebrity with her vagina…that I assume is a magical place her boyfriend never touched…because he’s gay…but he paid her off to not tell anyone by getting her in SI and giving her the American Dream all Russian girls want…and deserve because I guess during communism rule…all the ugly ones died off mysteriously as they were crafting an amazingly hot nation…I mean if pictures of babes don’t depress you while you’re either laying in bed jerking off to them..knowing you will never fuck them…or at work making money for your fat wife you knocked up to be conventional to spend all your shitty money…

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