Iriana Shayk is Living the American Dream…

Twenty Five years ago, a Russian in work camp dwelling babe, no matter how hot she was thanks to ethnic cleansing, could only escape through Ballet or the Olymoics or other sports….and often times that was only for short periods of time – occasionally going into hiding never to be seen again but often times being forced back to the communist work camp to live that life of rationed bread and potatos….depressing and grey….

Where the only taste of America was listening to Michael Jackson and other pop bands illegally, or paying a lot of rationed rolls of toilet paper for a coca cola or a pair of Levis…to touch anything America….

Now she is touching many other things America….mainly A Listers – but not from being mail order – but by her own hustle….the American Dream….

Here are some of her best pics…

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Irina Shayk is one of my favorite models / sugar babies / mail order bride / hot as fuck scammer who has charmed her way into the hearts and boners of many – thanks to her dark hair and light eyes – porn to people who don’t realize they can buy their own soulless Russian bride – but there are no guarantees they won’t kill you in your sleep once they get their papers..

This Irina Shayk nude is not nearly nude enough, it’s almost offensive and like now that she’s in the A List fucking the A List, she’s getting arrogant…comfortable…but after the hard life of communism, we can give that to her while the rich guys GIVE it to her…

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Here is a photoshoot of Irina Shayk for a pre Memorial Day weekend celebration to remember that Russians, despite having no souls…can be very fucking compelling, sexy, hot and amazing…

I am a firm believer that Irina Shayk is the best model out there, the hottest model out there, and a really good A-List scamming set of tits…that just figured it all out and used her hot to escape Communism through the Siberian mountains…struggling after her horse died from the cold…forced to make a protective tent out of its corpse….only to be picked up by a pro Soccer Player who happened to be doing an exhibition with his team in the small town she found herself in…I mean..that or the private jet he recruited her on because they had a deal that she wouldn’t out him for being gay and he’d get her in the magazines to really affirm he’s not gay…

She’s in a magazine, I am in love, and I will memorialize…today…staring at her…knowing she’s probably going to be pregnant and over in the next two years…so take it in.

I’m a fan of all her work…of all of her…especially her dark and scary past …send nudes.

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Irina Shayk is the best model in existence…I mean that may be an overstatement but she’s really fucking hot and I understand why the A Lister womanizers like Brad Cooper who can – and probably do fuck every pussy that comes along – would label her as TOP PUSSY. She’s awesome…

The fact that she’s a Russian and has made it out into the world of Luxury and celebrity – rather than working the sex trade – probably means she’s charming and intelligent despite being a soulless Russian…because I assume the other hot Russians are still trying to fight over overpriced Levis Jeans and Michael Jackson records…smuggled behind the iron curtain…Communism.

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Irina Shayk is perfect. Really the only model in the last 5 years who has anything substantial about her. Which is how she escaped Communist Russia, and land a series of A-Listers…like Brad Cooper…

Yes, over photoshopped catalog pics of some shitty mall brand is not what I consider hot, exciting, stimulating…I actually hate them and the produce they are trying to selll..

But Irina Shayk, even amongst the dog shit that is shit shoot,that may be like the shit she was hiding in on the train she escaped out of Russia on..before becoming rich, famous and the pussy to the rich and famous…she’s still fucking spectacular…

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Nothing like a romantic photo of a beautiful loving A list couple, living the life of celebrity and luxury, on the beach….where the only thing that really matters is in frame…no, not the cuddle…the tits…Russian tits…tits that have got themselves out out of communism, onto red carpets, into the mainstream…tits that are hot, but in her defense, all of her is hot, Brad Cooper, the womanizer was probably too self conscious with his face in the pic….because Hollywood dudes are pussy, feminine, bitches…who practice their lines in the mirror…crying…like a bunch of teen girls..

He was probably like “baby, I didn’t get my Botox, I don’t want to lose my next gig because of this – just post your tits”…to which I say…KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK…these tits…are everything..

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Irina Shayk is everything….even when she kills a fish to pose naked with it for fashion modeling, you forget about the animal she killed for the picture, you just respect her hustle and assume that her communist Russian spy training meant she caught it herself…with her mouth…barehanded….skills that when used sexually can make even the biggest womanizing A Lister…commit to her…sure it helps that she’s the hottest girl modeling…even if she’s been pretty low level…her vagina has seen very rich cock…and now it’s grinding up on a dead fish…which funny enough is cleaner than the rich cock that has fucked everything….

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I am a firm believer that Irina Shayk is everything…

If she was producing enough content on the daily, I would dedicate this site to her, because no one else matters…at least that is what I like to believe, but in my defence, I am into hot, manipulative, possibly dark Russians who came up through communism, and now have A Listers CUM UP ON THEM…You see what I did there, what a clever blogger I am…

Either way, one of her jobs is the face / body of this non Victoria’s Secret luxury brand, and she’s as amazing as always…

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Irina Shayk is everything…and as long as she’s in a bikini top, even with chicken cutlet inserts in, pushing them tits up, she can make anything look good.

Like in these pics where she is documenting the death of horse/donkey/mule with her bikini top….just to prove that she makes dead or dying animals look good. It’s the circle of life…or some shit…that is very dark and Russian of her to advertise…I like it.

I’d let these killer Russian tits kill me, she’s such a fucking master of manipulation, evil and it’s fucking hot.

Evil tits…feed me.

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Irina Shayk is a brilliant hooker…

What an amazingly strategic use of her amazing fucking body…and it worked out for her.

From homosexual soccer stars to Hollywood A-List womanizers, this girl knows how to leverage her vagina into opportunities.

I guess all models are capable of this type of behavior, and most pull it off with as much ease, since rich guys fucking love models.

But I just really like it when the model in question is a Russian, because I know their evil core, their manipulative communist trained torture tactics that she uses to get ahead…because if a hot Russian came at me, I wouldn’t stand a fucking chance, but then again if any girl came at me, I wouldn’t stand a fucking chance, as long as they aren’t my wife, that is..so it’s not that impressive, but when she can pull it off with people with options…like Brad Cooper…it’s fucking great…it’s power…this body…is killer…and she’s fucking killin’it…I guess what I am saying is…I love her.

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