I realize that Irina Shayk’s older, she’s not the Irina Shayk working as a beard for Ronaldo before being released in America like some sort of Russian spy designed to infiltrate the fashion and entertainment industry…..so she’s not necessarily as hot as she was for you old fat perverts who are only into hot young models…

She’s the kind of Russian spy I’d want parked outside my house, randomly walking her dog and striking up conversation, maybe even working the local coffee shop to get close to me, assuming I was important enough for Russia to send the goods my way and to lure me into compromising positions with the goods, because you’d have to be gay if you turned her down for even some gay sexual requests because her being there makes it the opposite of gay….

Anyway, she’s looking pretty good to me, sloppy mom tit and all, walking around in her underwear because it is designer, they probably pay her and she can….sheer dress like a stripper getting ready for a slow song….only in real life amongst luxury….it’s like her body hasn’t been ravaged by childbirth, like she’s made a pretty good comeback and I support her walking the blade….like this….

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