I don’t know what this Irina Shayk shit is for, I recognize the dude rubbing her down as a famous gay fashion photographer, but I could be wrong, I have facial recognition and all white men look like gay fashion photographers these days.

I do know that Irina’s fucking awesome in her open white shirt, the thing stock brokers in the 80s probably used to get hard thinking about after a night of cocaine in their yuppie apartment ended with at least one model waling around the loft looking like this..

There’s a reason why she was cycled through the world’s top athlete, Ronaldo, through Sports Illustrated, where she rose to the top amongst those other dud women they were pushing at the time, she was the actual HOT one, the rest were whatever.

There’s a reason why A-listers like Brad Cooper decided that her Russian cunt was the one to creampie and make babies inside even knowing as a Russian, she’d likely bleed him as dry as she could, because those Russian women are trained agent provocateurs designed to infiltrate America…which she’s done pretty well.

I am surprised they haven’t sanctioned her or seized her assets and sold it to fund Ukraine, like they are doing with the other oligarchs, some pussy gets all the luck

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I guess this is how you get that A-List creampie when you’re ovulating so that it sticks and works out to be a lucrative business relationship, because as a Russian, with your cold and calculated KGB trained minds, and your agent provocateur trained body, you gotta do what you gotta to to survive in luxury….

As I keep seeing more and more Ukraine flags raised around town, and hear more and more insane cancelling of Russian citizens over nonsense, like how Wimbeldon is banning Russian players because it’s party of the reset, I am pretty sure that no one’s out here trying to cancel this mom bod in a bikini, still looking hot.

Funny how that works…selective fucking programming and I’m ok with that, because Irina may be a beacon of hope for Russian for perverts like me who love how hot the Russians are….maybe things will get bad enough that we’ll have to go there and charter a boat back with our harem…Ukranians are hot too, so they can get on board too…nothing like some wore to make willing prostitutes even more desperate!

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My new post strategy – Just Post the Title of the Post – No One Cares About What I have to Say:

Irina Shayk Swimsuit Ass of the Day

She was too expensive a hire for Kanye’s marketing campaign against Kim to get people to watch their Disney Show….I do believe that Kanye broke programming and one of his characters is a Christian, but for the most part, that dude is fucking compromised by the evil that is sucking the life out of him…

She;s a Russian, but no sactions should be made on her, or anyone not directly involved in politics….I mean discriminating against hot Russians instead of trying to save them with your penis is crazy to me….

My new post strategy just failed….

It was pretty quick for a while…..but I just can’t shut up, can I…

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I heard a story that Irina Shayk was the original cast member of the Kanye West staged drama to help get ratings to the Disney Kardashian show, you know lots of money is on the table, hundreds of millions of dollars, so dude has to act the part and in acting the part of crazy drama ex husband, he bought himself a few girlfriends over the course of the last few months, the grossest being known sex worker Julia Fox, using it to increase her profile, the best being Irina Shayk, the Russian queen you know sucked the right dick out of Russia to become a top model in America, because despite being hot, a lot of hot Russians, just as hot as Irina are still in Russia….not making babies with A-Listers…

Well apparently, her “YACHTING FEES” were too high for Kanye, figured he can get a cheaper whore to play his fake girlfriend in their “reality based stage show”….what’s real, what’s fake, who cares, it’s all trash.

I do think Irina, despite the price tag, especially after making babies, is top notched, the kind of hooker you’d want if you were a dot com billionaire, so looking at her thong ass is good.

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This just in…Irina Shayk is still hot….and if you were an A-List actor with a huge net worth, you’d probably want to knock her up too….Brad Cooper….

If you were Kanye West after being with Kim K as long as he has, under her evil witchcraft spells, you would probably be unable to really process a girl this hot, which is why he ended up with some demon sugar baby scenester who accidentally sucked the right dick to get in an Adam Sandler movie….but who is really unimpressive and Kanye probably knows it…buying her with designer purses…..not that I want to talk KANYE…

That motherfucker is a HUGE distraction, I’ve seen a bunch of people mad at him, despite him being black and the people mad being white, which I thought was illegal to do…

Anyway, I saw an article on Buzzfeed saying “Kanye is being called “entitled” and “misogynistic” after fans noticed several similarities between his recent public diss toward Billie, and his treatment of Taylor Swift since their feud began in 2009.”

Fuck off….and no I don’t read Buzzfeed, they are a billion dollar company and they can spread their hate speech through social media and google…to keep being a billion dollar company…they are in it together….

To which I say….you fucking racists, who are you to judge a black man’s behavior and diagnose it as something as vile as MISOGYNY….because he’s RICH and therefore privileged…over some Billy Eilish who is also rich nonsense over a Satanic ritual they are probably all in on…..

I don’t like to fall for the propaganda, obviously, it’s all distraction from your rights and freedoms being taken from you….SPEAK ABOUT KANYE AND KIM, OR KANYE BEING MEAN TO YOUNG GIRLS…AN DEFEND THEIR HONOR….because they can’t with their millions of dollars…

Fucking suckers….Monsters in the media…crying racism except when it’s them being the racists I guess….pushing this shit onto unsuspecting normies who only know how to talk about trending hashtags…FUCK OFF….

What a joke…and TRUST me I am not a KANYE fan, I think he’s a satanist who married a witch and who is doing black magic on all you people as a false prophet for PROFIT….but I still like him better than all these other fucking drones running off the same bullshit script implanted in their full retard brains….at least he’s still got some level of individualism in a world where everyone is the same cookie cutter dog shit.

Oh and Irina Shayk’s fucking hot.

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Irina Shayk is in some thong outfit…Gross, right?

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This just in…I mean not really, I’m usually late to the game on all this social media shit you’ve probably already seen on social media, but THIS just in….Irina Shayk’s still the hottest model around…despite being an older mom of a Brad Cooper baby, who has been passed around the A-List from Europe to America to Kaney-Land….like a proper russian agent provocateur would….you know get in there with your looks, steal their souls and intel and money with your brain, since Russians aren’t trained like Americans, you know not trained at all, they’re too busy watching MTV…allowing people like Shayk to take the fucking over..

Those Fuck Me Boots are what fuck me boots dream of being…on some Pretty Woman Julia Roberts kick…I get the reference….Pretty Irina…

Now I am biased, because I think Russian women are the superior breed of woman, but I think Shayk, Rattle and I wish it was on my face is good evidence of that….I mean that’s a fucking mom ass….

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I rarely talk about anything pop culture or celebrity in my everyday life because I ultimately started this site because I hated pop culture and celebrity and I thought it’d be funny to make fun of the sites that glamorize or feed into pop culture and celebrity…and without really planning on doing it for 17 years…which I’ve been doing for 17 years….I’ve ended up following the lives of idiots I’d otherwise never knew existed while still caring as little as I care about them….yet I can pop off bullshit facts about them…it’s been hell motherfuckers….17 years of monday to friday daily updated hell….

However, yesterday, I got caught up in a conversation with some random babe who sends me nudes because she cares about my needs…or likes putting me on the BCC when sending dudes she actually wants to fuck her nudes…either way, I’ve seen her vagina and it’s wonderful….and that coversation was about Irina Shayk…

Full disclosure, like how Bill Gates Propaganda have to disclose they are funded by Bill Gates, I think Russian girls are the hottest, usually smartest, often times athletic or dance capable, high performing, soulless opportunists on a mission to get ahead with those skills…and for some of the hot ones, even though I only know of hot Russians, assuming they killed them off in the communism years….who would know if they did…not me…

So Irina Shayk’s one of the greatest models of the last 15 years…

She’s 34 or 35, a mom with Brad Cooper, but still fucking hot….when posing, when flashing panties on the street, in her retard mask, despite being told that no one needs to wear masks anymore, making all these babes unhappy that they have to go back to getting fully made-up to leave the house…and since I’m staring at the pussy in panties, I’ll just ignore the fact that she’s a fucking masktard loser who subscribes to the bullshit…because I know Russians are always years behind America, at least they were in the 80s, when American Movies only got smuggled in on VHS shoved in some Ballet Dancer’s asshole and spread around the country years after the theatrical release…. so we’ll stick with that..

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Irina Shayk is back in this Lingerie Hustle for what I assume is Victoria’s Secret which should bring you hope that not all brands are going fat and trans…and some are still sticking to hot….

Sure you could argue that Irina is mom empowerment, or older model empowerment, as she is in her 30s….but I would say that Irina is a fucking angel sent from heaven who defies all logic and is just still this Hot Russian who was made stronger by communism, who thanks to her A-Lister baby can just fucking focus on being hot…even as she ages.

I’ve been a consistent fan of Shayk and really all Russian models, they do it better…so I’m glad to see Victoria’s Secret bring the babes…it’s important for our morale…

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