Earlier today, I posted the nerd version / see through version of this IRINA SHAYK photo, instead of adding these pics to that post…..because it’s easier to do it this way….

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I don’t know if you know this, but you probably do since this site is a celeb titty site and the only people into celeb titties are the weirdest bunch of losers out there, you know socially awkward and not the least bit cool, who turn to celebs as their spirit animals, as they live their celeb lives and give these losers hope or something to distract themselves with to the level in which they fall in love with these women….the kind of guy who does cum tributes by jerking off on his ipad picture of a celeb because of romance, to using that cum to sculpt a lifesize bust of his favorite celeb, to spending hours doing deep fake pornos by cropping celeb faces on porn clips, to doing some shit with the brightness and contrast to make a black top see through…it’s a thing that’s been done for a long time..

So here’s the nerds having a go at IRINA SHAYK in some fetishy outfit, as she remains one of the hottest models who crawled out of the Russian Space Program via some pro athletes to get in Sports Illustrated and shock everyone with her razor sharp KGB focus before letting brad cooper impregnate her….the quintessential Russian move to get American Pop Culture up inside her like her mom or grandma had to put other things inside them to get American Pop Culture when it was contraband…point being Russian women are amazing, in their soulless winning and hard working hustle….even when they are 30+ and moms….but nerds…nerds are always fucking lame as shit but I appreciate the effort cuz we see Irina Nip.

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In case you were wondering, Irina Shayk’s still looking good.

When she first hit the scene via Sports Illustrated because she was a beard for the gayest yet most famous of Soccer Players, because being gay in Europe isn’t being Gay in America, as Europeans, from Portuguese to Spanish to Italian, despite their tight pants and stylish shoes, are homophobes….maybe because they like jerking off together while watching soccer eating TAPAS is more enjoyable to them then they’d like to admit as they mouth kiss each other as a greeting…..I’ve see euro dudes, I used to work with them, and despite being married, some with kids, they were bigger fags then the fags that I would party with because the Gay Bars had good drink deals and being an ugly fuck, I never got hit on…

Point being….when she first hit the scene she was fucking hot, her Russian spy strategies, her communist work ethic, her amazing look brought her to America, where her mom was probably stoked remember a time she couldn’t get Coca Cola, Levis or Michael Jackson CDs….and in America she had an A-Lister cum inside her for 18 or more years of stability, assuming the kid will use his inheritance after Brad Cooper dies of AIDS, on his mom…..

Point being, it’s a tactic I respect because she still looks hot..

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Irina Shayk is still worth staring at despite being a middle-aged mom with a blown out vagina thanks to that whole birthing process she underwent in exhange for over 20k a month in child support, which to her may not be a lot of money, but when you have your free rich person house and other perks, plus she’s got her own model money, you know from being a hot fucking Russian who could have gone into sex work like other Russians, but knew she could go into the mainstream, and keep the sex work to the celebrities she lets stick their dick in her.

All this to say, she’s still hot.

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Irina Shayk the strategic Russian, because Russians are strategic. They like to win and usually win when they don’t get caught for their corruption, which I just think is enterprising and clever tactics to get what they want, and there’s nothing wrong with being smart and and know how to make situations work for them, or make the most of situations. They are bred from communism, they have risen from communism, and in that have learned how to survive….the rationed toilet paper lines only to discover toilet paper is only going to be available in 3 weeks…is the kind of suffering that fat americans with their TVs and Fast food can’t grasp….so when you’re born Russian and you look like Irina Shayk you are sure as fuck using that shit to either spy, or get out of Russia…through modeling, sex work, being a mail order bride….any means possible….and getting knocked up by a rich A-List celebrity means a life of Glamour her grandmother couldn’t even dream of because American movies weren’t available in Russia…but that she’s living…and all it took was an internal cum shot…a creampie if you will…a dropping of loads in her uterus…and now she gets paid 20-50k a month….she can buy all the toilet paper she needs…she can even open up a toilet paper store back home so no one in her community will ever go without toilet paper….a modern day hero.

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