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2020

16

Apr

Irina Shayk is Less Hot in a Magazine of the Day

In not so surprising news, hot mail order Russian model or spy, who integrated into the American culture via Sports Illustrated Swim, before targeting one of your A-Listers, who is hilariously an A-Lister, getting knocked up and on that CHILD SUPPORT payout program. Clever hustle.

But in not so surprising news, she was substantially hotter before she went that Hollywood mom route, when she was still a hot bodied model, but I guess the world still likes her because of her celebrity, she’s still hot, even if only fractionally as hot as she was before her vagina exploded all over the fucking floor thanks to a money making scheme…and this dyke looking photoshoot is proof that people still find her a compelling character thanks to being knocked up by an alister and not for actually being compelling, because none of these idiots are compelling, they are just puppets or life support systems for titties and pussy holes…

In this shoot is Irina Shayk with cameltoe shorts on, but also looking like a Russian 15 year old boy in the 90s waiting in a breadline…it’s a weird fetish but someone’s clearly got it….

I do like the Tennis shot though…not that you care about anything I like you jerks.

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