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2020

11

Sep

Irina Shayk’s Selfie Gets Nerd X-Rayed of the Day

I don’t know if you know this, but you probably do since this site is a celeb titty site and the only people into celeb titties are the weirdest bunch of losers out there, you know socially awkward and not the least bit cool, who turn to celebs as their spirit animals, as they live their celeb lives and give these losers hope or something to distract themselves with to the level in which they fall in love with these women….the kind of guy who does cum tributes by jerking off on his ipad picture of a celeb because of romance, to using that cum to sculpt a lifesize bust of his favorite celeb, to spending hours doing deep fake pornos by cropping celeb faces on porn clips, to doing some shit with the brightness and contrast to make a black top see through…it’s a thing that’s been done for a long time..

So here’s the nerds having a go at IRINA SHAYK in some fetishy outfit, as she remains one of the hottest models who crawled out of the Russian Space Program via some pro athletes to get in Sports Illustrated and shock everyone with her razor sharp KGB focus before letting brad cooper impregnate her….the quintessential Russian move to get American Pop Culture up inside her like her mom or grandma had to put other things inside them to get American Pop Culture when it was contraband…point being Russian women are amazing, in their soulless winning and hard working hustle….even when they are 30+ and moms….but nerds…nerds are always fucking lame as shit but I appreciate the effort cuz we see Irina Nip.

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