In case you were wondering, Irina Shayk’s still looking good.

When she first hit the scene via Sports Illustrated because she was a beard for the gayest yet most famous of Soccer Players, because being gay in Europe isn’t being Gay in America, as Europeans, from Portuguese to Spanish to Italian, despite their tight pants and stylish shoes, are homophobes….maybe because they like jerking off together while watching soccer eating TAPAS is more enjoyable to them then they’d like to admit as they mouth kiss each other as a greeting…..I’ve see euro dudes, I used to work with them, and despite being married, some with kids, they were bigger fags then the fags that I would party with because the Gay Bars had good drink deals and being an ugly fuck, I never got hit on…

Point being….when she first hit the scene she was fucking hot, her Russian spy strategies, her communist work ethic, her amazing look brought her to America, where her mom was probably stoked remember a time she couldn’t get Coca Cola, Levis or Michael Jackson CDs….and in America she had an A-Lister cum inside her for 18 or more years of stability, assuming the kid will use his inheritance after Brad Cooper dies of AIDS, on his mom…..

Point being, it’s a tactic I respect because she still looks hot..

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