In shocking news, Irina Shayk the Russian Asset who they’ve used as a spy who integrated herself into America via their celebrities and athletes that you thought were probably gay.

I guess that’s not the shocking news, these hot chicks have been beards to the rich and famous forever….a tale as old as time motherfuckers…

The shocking news is that 3 days ago, she posted a picture of her in a bikini and a video of her ass doing a slutty asshole behind thong style dive into the sea in some expensive and exclusive destination and I didn’t even notice.

Either I’m losing my touch, which is possible, but I arguably never found any of this shit all that interesting and preferred the everyday real life hot chick willing to reject me from sex, instead of pictures on my screen….

OR Irina’s losing her grip on me because she’s old as shit a mom and that’s ultimately disgusting when it comes to hot models I want to celebrate.

She did have a time where she was the hottest model around at least that’s how I presented her….because I was an Irina Believer…and like all things…time isn’t our friend…we can hold onto what was…but it was…and is no more…

I’d still eat the parasitic gay worms out of her ass…but that’s not saying much, I’m. a pervert.

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