Samsung is bringing out the big tits….because they’ve recruited Gen Z iconic tits to their phone campaign, and you know they paid millions of dollars for this shit because of how famous and hollywood this bitch is….

I guess if you’re going to try to take out the evil empire that is Apple, who have dominated the phone market with their communist approach to phones all these years, you’re going to want to bring out the big tits to do it….

Personally, I hate the iphone and it’s definitely a boomer device, so the new generation of phones like it was the early 2000s is obviously what’s next for phones, and if you’re a big brand using Sweeney’s giant tits is the way to go, but unfortunatly, a better use of her tits would be fucking or sucking them…

We take what we can get….even when it’s cheesy paid ads that are way too addy and lame…because tits have power….now get me a Samsung..for this free post you mooch fucks.

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