Samsung is bringing out the big tits….because they’ve recruited Gen Z iconic tits to their phone campaign, and you know they paid millions of dollars for this shit because of how famous and hollywood this bitch is….

I guess if you’re going to try to take out the evil empire that is Apple, who have dominated the phone market with their communist approach to phones all these years, you’re going to want to bring out the big tits to do it….

Personally, I hate the iphone and it’s definitely a boomer device, so the new generation of phones like it was the early 2000s is obviously what’s next for phones, and if you’re a big brand using Sweeney’s giant tits is the way to go, but unfortunatly, a better use of her tits would be fucking or sucking them…

We take what we can get….even when it’s cheesy paid ads that are way too addy and lame…because tits have power….now get me a Samsung..for this free post you mooch fucks.

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Sydney Sweeney probably likes to think she’s an important actor, but that’s just because her tits don’t have an ego and let her think she’s the star so that she keeps bringing them around. The last thing they’d want is for her to resent them and realize her entire existence is solely based on them, leading her to chopping them off and going trans as some girls do…..there are plenty of hot tits that have been slaughtered in the LQBTQ conquest….

So thanks to Sweeney’s tits, she has a lucrative career, she’s in high demand, she even started her own production company….with that success she can go to important places like Europe with her tits in two, not realizing that this is her tits’ vacation and she’s just a plus 1.

On her trip she did some underwater stunts, she’s a Florida girl now, some behind boat stuff, she’s a Florida girl now…..some cliff jumping….and despite being more than just tits….she’s really only interesting due to the tits…and she knows it.

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Sydney Sweeney may be a titty model who went astray and ended up a super famous and well paid Hollywood actress who can’t act but who has tits…but that doesn’t mean she can’t be true to her original purpose of being an instagram titty model with an OnlyFans you would have expected her to be, if the Hollywood machine didn’t scoop her up early to divert your attention from the instagram titty models, to actually commit and watch their bullshit propaganda….

Sweeney is an attempt by Hollywood to use the tits to reclaim their power in a world where too many bitches who aren’t in the system are generating celebrity, revenue and hype, not making the system all the money they once did.

Anyway, the Florida Keys tits are being paid to promote a luxury hair product nd her content involves her tits in a bathing suit being tits….and it’s fun cuz it’s tit.

All these whores are just a bunch of shameless social media influencer instagram models…some just get paid more or taken more seriously…

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If you’re too lazy to go onto the instagram app and check in on all your favorite celebrities to see what they post in realtime, because you prefer to see it days after it’s been posted, then you’ve come to the right fucking place.

Big titty Sydney Sweeney who is one of those big set of tits on a small frame that I appreciate so much, knowing that her body will likely catch up to the tits at some point in time, usually after 30, unless she decides to continue starving herself and working out hard, which she probably will, since her career depends on it. I mean, without the tits, where would she really be?

That’s not to say she’s not some talented actress or some genius business woman running her own production company that allows her to afford 20 million dollar houses in the Florida Keys, it’s just to say that no one knows whether she’s a talented actress or not, since they are only watching for the tits.

So without the tits, she probably wouldn’t exist, maybe she’d be working in the industry as some assistant who sucks dick to get higher up the food chain, or maybe she’d be doing low level porn since she’s open to softcore porn even at her level of mainstream celebrity, but it wouldn’t hit the same.

Anyway, she has a brand deal with fashion designer house MIU MIU and she comes out of the woodwork to post her MIU MIU content for money that helps pay for the house….

This month’s deliverable was in the form of a slutty mirror selfie, which one could call lazy production quality, it’s like here’s 6 selfies of my tits, but the mirror selfie is the foundation of nudes and nudes are the foundation of life, or at least OnlyFans….so she’s giving us a level of self produced titty smut as a high level fashion concept or social commentary because she’s famous and her selfies aren’t shameless or attention seeking, but rather ART….

Anyway, the tits are out and that’s the point….so lucky for you, you get your days old celebrity mirror selfie content they posted on social media for the world to see, not something they sent me exclusively and that’s like some sloppy second selfie hotness that’s already been run-through, so let’s relive it again…

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Sydney Sweeney just bought at 13.5 million dollar waterfront home in the Florida Keys because she’s an overpaid celebrity who can’t actually act very well, but who has the viral tits that people are into so they watch her and that makes the people making the movies either happy or assume she matters.

Either way, she’s moved to Florida and the fun thing about Florida is that the paparazzi are far more eager and excited to capture pics of celebs in their bikinis because they get fucking paid well for it.

The LA paparazzi have all left LA because they are either lazy, or can’t afford to live there, and now work at Walmart or some shit….

While the Florida Paparazzi fucking deliver, sitting in boats, swimming through shark and alligators to get the shot, they are just very Florida about it.

So the actress, who in LA wasn’t noticed by her pool, no one bothered really stalking her right, is now going to be harassed basically every time she goes for a swim.

She’s likely the only celeb on the KEY she bought on and she’s probably better off buying a place in the Bahamas or Puerto Rico for the tax benefits and privacy…yet here we are with daily celeb harassment like old times….

And the harassment features bikini pics and she’s known for her big tits so bikini pics are what we’re hoping for making the whole Florida decision great for the fans of her tits….

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Big titty, weird face, hot body, always naked in movies and TV Shows Sydney Sweeney has made the move to Florida because Florida is pretty fucking great.

I am sure she’s still got property in LA, but for tax purposes, Florida’s the spot for her to build her empire from since she’s running a production company and doing that whole thing with those big hot tits.

People have this fantasy that California is this mecca or amazingly tropical place, when it’s actually cold as shit, while Florida’s got all Caribbean waters to strip down to your thong bikini and give boners to the stragglers like us.

She bought a 13.5 million dollar waterfron house in Summerland Key, which is on the way to Key West. If you’ve been to Key West, you may be gay, but it’s also a good place to fall into tropical degeneracy when you’re not in the mood to actually go to the Caribbean to drink away your sorrows….

So in being in Florida 6 months and 1 day per year, for tax purposes, she’ll be out in the ocean, on the boat, on the Jet Ski, on the Paddleboard, driving around in her beach buggy, doing all those great things…

So if you’re driving down the highway this summer, make sure to stop at Summerland Key for some Sydney Sweeney time….since it looks pretty good to me….

I’m a bit of a sucker for the classic bikini paparazzi pics in this era of selfie though, I’m nostalgic like that.

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Sydney Sweeney posted a series of pictures that seem to be sponsored by a shoe company, which would make sense, because everyone is a social media influencer these days, even the most influential actress of our times, like Sydney Sweeney, who doesn’t really need to act, but rather just show up with them tits on.

In her social media content, she is in a bikini from a weird angle, showing how her titty pancake when in the laid down position, her purse hiding her fanny pack, which is code for vagina because british people call vaginas fannies, and I like to think of vaginas as nature’s wallet….the original compartment to store your money, keys and gum in.

Since she’s so important, half naked, showing toe cleavage for the perverts, getting a tan, hanging with her dog, and I like dogs…dogs are basically everything important in the world…as is lounging in nice places…this influencer content is a win.

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Sydney Sweeney is showing a taste of the tanline, just to secure the fact that you know she’s showing you part of her body that was previously covered and not exposed to the sun, when her pasty white ass was on its whirlwind tour to some tropical places, despite the general population not knowing she has an ass thanks to all the tit.

Tanlines are a fetish, they highlight the good parts and it is TANLINE THURSDAY around here, so why not bring that home with some Sydney Sweeney, top celebrity who may or may not be able to act, but have you seen the tits?

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Sydney Sweeney is one of the more important people in the entertainment industry, not because of her acting abilities, but because of her tits. People love tits and they can give a girl a life if she uses them right and Sweeney has used the right.

In being a top contender in the entertainment industry, because she’s one of the only actors who is able to compel the social media audience to tune in because of her tits, she was naturally invited to the Met Ball….Em Rata was also invited to the Met Ball, which is supposed to be a high profile event, but I guess is really just a high profile, expensive, big titty show…

Sweeney brought out her weird looking face that people don’t seem to hate because of her tits, but also brought her tits, to remind people why they don’t seem to hate her weird looking face.

You’ll probably like the JIZM effect she’s got on her chest, you know to drive the point that her tits matter…if anything, they are everything.

HERE ARE ALL THE PICS FROM THE MET BALL CLICK HERE

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Sydney Sweeney is pretty much top dog in the world of celebrity. They’ve managed to create a compelling figure, who just so happens to have epic tits, even in this era of hot blonde big titty shame, where brands working with blondes with big tits is seen as problematic, unless it’s a black albino with a thyroid issue and a Slurpee addiction, missing toes from diabetes, then bust blondes are allowed without protest….

But for whatever reason they get away with it with SWEENEY and we’re happy about that, or I am, because I like skinny blondes with big tits, even if they have dopey looking faces.

She’s got her pants off for this shoe campaign, because obviously, she’s in standing doggy in the middle of the street for this campaign because obviously, they aren’t using her big tits because they can’t push it too hard, but WE all know they are there, so it’s a soft sell approach to her tits…

Not to mention, this is targeted to foot fetishists, or women in heel fetishists and those fools don’t care if there are tits in the frame, they just want that TOE cleavage.

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