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2024

11

Nov

Sydney Sweeney Attempt at a Feminist Oscar Win is Unfortunate of the Day

There comes a time in every celebrity’s career where they are advised to go for an Oscar because it will level-up their credibility in the industry while also increasing their payday, which makes agents pretty pumped cuz they are snakes who need as much money as they can squeeze off the backs of the celebrity they have probably created.

The problem is that the Oscars are as vapid and lacking of substance as the industry as a whole and the people within the industry who deliver us really meaningless clickbait, eye candy, shining pictures that don’t do anything to elevate our collective consciousness, but instead just keep kicking us down!

So that when a chick who plays the hot naked tits wants an Oscar, they make her ugly, like how they made Cuba Gooding a retard or Anne Hathaway shave her head…and I think Tropic Thunder may make fun of this kind of thing with Downey Jr’s blackface character…

The point being, Sweeney, celebrated tits who gets naked with her rockin body, decided to do character movies about a dyke boxer and has gained weight, wears a stupid wig that doesn’t do much for her face, which isn’t the prettiest to begin with when the tits aren’t involved….and is rockin’ oversized lesbian clothing like she’s given up on life, that makes her look like she’s 4 foot 11 and heading to the walmart to beg for change or some shit…

I’ll accept that Sweeney is a hot celebrity, she’s pretty much the biggest celeb out there, but her tits are what matter in that process, it’s a package deal.

You take that away and I’m not sure what you’re left with, but I do know it’s nothing worth jerking off to….but we’ll hope it gets her that Oscar because of the RISK SHE TOOK to put on a dyke wig and some lazy girl clothing…so that she gets more naked roles with aggressive sex scenes we can jerk off to like NATURE intended.

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2024

06

Nov

The Internet Decided Sydney Sweeney Voted Trump of the Day

The good guys won.

The out of touch libtards in their echo chambers are probably pretty outraged today…it is probably hilarious to read all their grief from being so brainwashed and condescending despite being retards. Blaming conspiracies, women hate, misogyny, racism, nazism, and all the other things that they have been told MAGA represents by their TVs…because they don’t have brains of their own, they don’t leave their houses and only talk to similar minded condescending libtard-splainers, who have that tone that everyone is on their side, when everyone is actually looking at them like they are nuts.

The only hope they have is porn, masturbation, cucking the wife with some BBC to feel inclusive, staring at tits, getting a set of tits now for your They turned Them movement….suicide, medically assisted suicide, more anti-depressants and wine, taking their DRAG QUEEN storytime underground and I am here to say that I hope you grow some balls again.

We have survived ridiculous Propaganda….

Now, I’ve been 100 percent in on Trump for a while and couldn’t understand how anyone with a brain wasn’t into Trump, but I am a right wing conspiracy theorist from Canada who likes family programming and collects Old Country music, who wants to live off-grid on a homestead eating my own grown food. I hate government over-reach, taxes and annoying liberals whining.

I think the highlight of the story, other than America potentially being saved from a demonic force that we all know is trying to destroy your country with globalism, communism, warns while giving a small group of out of touch freaks in flesh suits all the power….

THE BIG NEWS is that Sydney Sweeney is being called a TRUMPER, which as of today is NO LONGER a career killing death sentence.

Shocking a country music listening, Florida living, Natural tit owning

There are two paths to take and clearly the TRUMP path is the better one.

The reason people think Sweeney voted for TRUMP is because she didn’t get paid to endorse the KAMARLA the creepy cackling fake and gay Joe Camel looking retard who didn’t make sense when she spoke, even her biggest fans hated her and even when she was reading a script or had an ear-piece in with bullshit talking points that only a small group of people were seduced by or ignored because they were so hyped on her….the rest of us were like “WTF IS THAT THING”….

Being a Trumper is being the rebel who helped make America great by going up against an outdated media and a bunch of whiners on social media who represented an angry, non-human, anti-depressant fuelled, negative and disgusting group of freaks.

The highlight is that it has been nice to see that all these outdated out of touch has-been celebrities from the Diddy parties are finally seen for the demonic puppets that they are.

No one cares about celebrities or these people and it must upset them all as they shift their bullshit to be more TRUMPER friendly to save their careers, but we are all onto you.

It’s nice to see that the hate filled woke party who think they represent love and inclusion but are some of the angriest and most negative monsters around have been replaced by kind Americans who want a better country, who care about family and GOD.

Trump is hilarious and has always been hilarious, we’ve all be fans forever and his campaign was incredible.

He brings hope against of a better tomorrow for God, Family and Country and a miserable Globalist, owned meat puppet retard was the only option for the Trump haters and any of them with a brain were like “Fuck that noise”.

I don’t think the Democratic party will ever recover from this, their party will never have the love and unity of the Trump people, whether it’s a cult or not, it is the kind of cult you want to be part of.

Baby killing is not women’s health and a lame platform to run on. Most people don’t have weekly abortions and those who do are not the norm.

Pro-Illegal immigration is also a lame platform to run on, since people are seeing their own towns destroyed.

Trump hate is exhausting and makes people wonder why everyone is against him so hard. There has never been a person that the media hasn’t shut up about, or misquoted and misrepresented as aggressively as they have.

It’s been almost a criminal presentation of Trump to the people, which is ultimately unfair to the people, which is why he called them fake news. Who were they working for and why were they so out of touch from what the people actually wanted.

It’s actually weird that the media failed so hard, when their whole business is based on market research studies in producing things people like so that they get paid. They cancel shows that don’t work, make more shows that do work, but being willing to throw that all away to fight a Presidential candidate in an internet era where people have access to the actual clips and statements.

The people have caught onto the lies and whether you believe in God or not, you probably should.

Now I must move to America legally to help wins in Making America Great Again, Make comedy great again, Make life great again….

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2024

16

Oct

Pantless Sydney Sweeney Hides Her Cookie While Baking Cookies of the Day

After being really thrown off by Sweeney playing a dyke boxer, which is something no one really ever wants to meet or be around because lesbians are insufferable and never how they are portrayed in the hot lesbian pornos, but rather mean spirited and angry man haters…..so throwing in the boxing energy to that mix sounds like nothing but a bad time….

But the girl is allowed to do a role to target the Oscar she so rightfully deserves with her tits….

So I’ve decided to revisit some pictures that were recently released of her making cookies with no pants on.

She’s not showing her cookie, which in this case means her cunt because despite being a nude actress in softcore porn they call hollywood, she only does that for the movies….and HBO…not for the instagram brand deals…

The fact remains that we’d all happily eat her cookies and her cookie because hollywood doesn’t bring us much jerk off fodder, it’s all diverse, ugly and trans….so the big blonde tits fucking MATTER bro…

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2024

16

Oct

Sydney Sweeney as Christy Martin of the Day

When Sydney Sweeney isn’t showing off her great tits on her small fit frame, she’s just a dopey faced girl you probably wouldn’t notice sitting on the bus next to you while you were jerking off or exposing your dick to the actual hot chicks.

That doesn’t mean I don’t like Sydney Sweeney and her tits, it just means that without the tits, she’s more like one of the bros, like the cool chick who lets you fuck her after a night of drinking beer and there is a place in the world for those.

It doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate her as a flat and weak actor, it’s just that there are hotter chicks walking to work through the park than Sweeney.

So apparently she is playing Christy Martin, a female boxer and dyke….

Clearly this is her run at the Oscars, because when girls make themselves look uglier than they are, they get considered for Oscars, even when they can’t act.

Not that an Oscar means anything, but to these self involved masturbatory crowds, it does.

Her picture is going viral….because she looks the worst.

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2024

15

Oct

Sydney Sweeney’s Tits Make an Appearance at her Halloween Craft Night of the Day

Sydney Sweeney put together a series of pictures from what I am assuming is a marketing campaign designed to make you, the pervert voyeur, feel like he’s hiding in the closet at her house or maybe under her bed, watching her and listing to her, hoping the night ends in lesbian after a hot and heave casual Halloween coloring, crafting and baking Halloween Gingerbread houses because these satanists have turned Halloween into Christmas because they hate Jesus.

The good news is that the star actress, who is the most interesting person in Hollywood thanks to her tits, didn’t forget to show her tits, because she knows without the tits, she probably wouldn’t be here and if you want things to go viral when you’ve got tits like that, use the tits like that.

Marketing.

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2024

03

Oct

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is just coming off a cheesy ad that is getting hype because it includes her in the bath by a brand who once advertised here but never came back because I guess they don’t like our jokes…pussies.

She’s also coming off a year of hype after about 5 years of being naked in various TV shows and movies, in efforts to really become a household name that all generations, including the Hollywood hating Gen Z can align with…through the collective enjoyment of her exposed big tits…

In a divided world, I think Sweeney’s figured out how to bring us all together, or at least to get us all to come together, because we seem to become retarded pacifist dopes when we are exposed to the tits she’s offering us.

Glamour Magazine has named her the woman of the year, probably because of her tits doing humanitarian work…or maybe they consider important women those who show their big tits for attention and who get that attention.

I feel like there could be MORE important woman out there, but they just aren’t as clickbait oriented to get the ad dollars in, so fuck them, let’s celebrate the tit.

TITS:

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2024

23

Sep

Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is one of the hottest dopey looking babes in the entertainment industry today.

She is one of the only girls in Hollywood who has managed to go viral organically through the dying industry…

So while all old timer celebs latch on to their fame as hard as they can, doing shameless bullshit content on social media that should be beneath them….this one and her great tits came plowing through to the top….

So while J.Lo hides in her mansions over the consequences she may face from the DIDDY TAPES and other celebs do dance videos, Sweeney and her hot tits be cruising…

She did a million dollar campaign with a shoe brand, they had her on a paddle board in her shoes, which may piss off the feet people and the HIGH HEEL fetishists, but if you’re into sneakers that look like mid 90s hip hop while being active, this shit is for you…

I’m into it for the wet suit ass…

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2024

16

Sep

Sydney Sweeney vs the Dick Shirt of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is the only relevant celebrity to exist in these modern internet times.

She’s got a rockin’ set of tits on her small frame and we endorse that kind of behavior.

She isn’t annoying about her politics, or doing any annoying celebrity endorsements, despite being a puppet controlled by the satanic agenda, so you don’t have any reason to hate her yet. Sure, it will probably happen because the out of touch mainstream still think it’s cool to be a libtard, but they’ll figure it out eventually.

In having big tits, she went to Horror Night at Universal, who probably pay her, it’s a little early in the season to get down with Halloween, but these demonic forces like to celebrate death and terror as early as they can in the season. It’s like Christmas to them and they can’t help it, worms in the brain bro.

She didn’t show off her big tits, wore a giant sweater, but WE know the big tits are in there somewhere. Maybe she’s pregnant.

She did however act inappropriately with her friend’s DICK SHIRT, because apparently, dick shirts at amusement parks don’t get you arrested as a sex offender, it’s pulling the dick out thad does…

This is probably as close as you’ll ever see to Sweeney with a dick so embrace it.

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2024

10

Sep

Sydney Sweeney’s Still Got her Tits of the Day

In the event you were scared that Sydney Sweeney went to Canada and fell into their socialist woke weirdness trap that forces her to feel the need to transition to another gender and join the alphabet of INCLUSIVITY after one too many DOUBLE DOUBLES chased with some MAPLE SYRUP….leading to her CUTTING off the tits…

You have nothing to worry about…it appears the tits have survived.

She dodged a communist bullet on that one…

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2024

09

Sep

Sydney Sweeney’s Tits in Canada of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is probably the most important celebrity of the times, which is inspiring for the diversity and inclusivity movement, because it proves that there is work for woman who have freakishly large tits for their small frames….

What would have once been seen as a birth defect that belonged in a touring circus, or fetish pornography, is now something that can exist in the mainstream….

So despite her having a rockin’ set of tits, she’s been able to make it in America and that’s inspiring….like watching the Special Olympics runners with no legs hop along the track events like that dude who killed his GF in South Africa…

She has taken her DISABILITY and made it her ABILITY….her HANDICAP is her HANDICAPBLE….

A white blonde chick with great tits can live the American Dream in the entertainment industry despite all the adversity…

Incredible walls have been climbed, glass ceilings broken, because never before has a busty blonde made it in entertainment, but I guess Sydney’s talent outshines her tits….

INSPIRING…

She’s in Toronto promoting some movie.

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