In Sydney Sweeney news, it was just announced that she has singed onto a Michael Bay project based on the videogame Outrun that I am sure we’ve all played, even those of us who hate videogames because it was the 80s and there was nothing else to do.

I don’t know what the storyline will be, but I can only hope that it’s 90 minutes of the back of Sweeney’s head since the back of her head is the story of her success, at least that’s what we assume is the story of her success and possibly the reason her mouth doesn’t close.

In other Sweeney news, she is recently single enough, her celebrity made her outgrow the man she was engaged to, realizing it’s more fun to fuck other people or at least level up on who she will end up with, she’s very famous, to of the charts now.

She has landed herself a new dog and introduced that dog to the fans using her social media feed and it is a brilliant mix of tits and puppies, two of everyone’s favorite things.

This is why Sweeney matters, she taps into the things that matter, tits and puppies.

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Sydney Sweeney continues her series with “Celebrity Collector” Amber Asaly, who has positioned herself as the “Celebrity Whisperer”, who gives the celebrities confidence in their photoshoots to be whorish because it’s not some creepy Terry Richardson level photographer stepping on his own dick while taking the pics.

It’s a science that isn’t really a science…celebrities like to look good, all chicks like to look good, so if it means hiring a chick who makes chicks look good, they’ll do it….some fake artist and muse bullshit…

The duo took it to the tennis courts, which have always been a fetish of mine, the short skirt, panty flashes, and erotic screeches and groans of a woman as she hits the ball, all while set in a posh setting, amongst rich and classy people, who get reprimanded if they make any noise in the crowd, making jerking off to the whole experience far more challenging…and some people like that kind of thing.

In the series, Sweeney is in a short tennis outfit, her ass out, her tits big, her face less-downsy than normal and it’s all a good time because this is the hottest celebrity available to us, throw in tennis and she’s hotter, even if she is unable to physically close her mouth.

She also posted a video of her crossing her legs…naughty girl must know plenty of strong clitted women before her have done this leg crossing to completion thing…

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The lesbian power suit has got more porny thanks to Sydney Sweeney’s tits.

The nice thing about big tits is that they have the ability to turn anything, even a professional outfit a woman would wear to a board meeting, in efforts to fit in with the men they are trying to impress, or trying to replace, because they’re out to prove that woman are more than just homemakers…..blame giving them the right to vote for that whole attitude of having the right to be CEOs.

I don’t think woman are incapable of running business, most women are better at making money than me, even when they aren’t doing sex work. I just find the boss bitch power woman attitude annoying, but even more annoying when it’s outside of their own direct to consumer brand on instagram, but in the actual corporate setting…you know where you’d see a bitch in a power suit….

So Sweeney’s power suit has what looks like a snakeskin corset or armor to it….some lace push up bra for her giant tits that’s visible and the whole thing feels like a Hilary Clinton porn Parody only her co-star looks like a homo, instead of a Trump impersonator, making it less entertaining.

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Sydney Sweeney has been seduced by an opportunistic hipster wannabe photographer with a decent set of tits named Amber.

The photographer has previously associated herself with other celebrities that she’s been able to seduce into letting her be around them. She’s a bit of a groupie, scenester, ladder climber.

She has done shit with the Kardashians/Jenners and probably Selena Gomez, because when you have some access, you need to target these whores to elevate your business, reach and relevance.

She’s fucked celebrities, DJs and others because when you have a vagina, you use it to take you to magical places like the upper echelon of life.

It’s social climbing, but it gets them hired as on-staff photographer besties to the stars, so that they get to live that celebrity life, because they make the celebrity look their best.

In these pics of big tits Sweeney in the sand, you will see big tits Sweeney in the sand, hardly looking as dopey as she tends to look.

Her eyes are open all the way, not so inbred when she’s got someone there to direct her into looking her best.

Which is great news for all the girls out there, just find yourself a girl photographer groupie mooch to cart around with you and your Instagram bullshit content will level up too…

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Sydney Sweeney is in the pool, being a whore with her tits out underwater like you’d do.

The underwater artistry is pretty faggy, but at least it lets you see her built in titty floats trying to take her to the surface….those tits will save a bitches life, or make a bitches life, or both…

She has a thong bikini on, since all bikinis are thongs, which is a good thing for a pervert like me who loves thongs but doesn’t have any beaches around so I can’t get arrested.

The shoot is done by some hipster from Orange County who has been working her way through the scene for the last 10 years and apparently she’s officially made it….her name is Amber Asalay and she’s had sex, unprotected sex, with Riff Raff…

You probably don’t know who any of those people are, but you’re not a current up to date out of touch pop culture blogger like this outcasted motherfucker…

A partnership with SWEENEY would be exciting if it involved titty fucking…..this one probably didn’t and the photographer has worked with other celebs as high profile as Sweeney….

Sweeney, like all women, looks better when Underwater because it hides the dopey inbred face and pock marks while perking the rest of her up….NICE.

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Sydney Sweeney rolled into Africa all White privileged all dressed in her Safari best, looking like a colonialist big game hunter coming to kill the exotic animals to put on display back at her Florida manse.

I wish the woke mob would be outraged when tourists head to Africa and dress like colonialists who took over Africa, but only because I like when the woke mob is totally outraged over nonsense.

Sweeney, like most rich people, just appropriated a look and style of the event she was attending, like going to a rock show dressed like a rocker or a country concert in her best cowboy apparel since every day is Halloween for these theatre kids.

They were like “it’ll be so fun to go on an African Safari and turn it into a Khaki fashion show for instagram in our African Safari bests”….disregarding the tribal genocide that took place over generations to allow for her to have this experience.

Luckily for Sweeney, the poachers didn’t accidentally shoot her or even titty fuck her, at least not on video, which would have been more interesting as the wild animals, since Sweeney is basically a titty safari we’d all like to take a modified land rover through…

Point is, if you didn’t have safari porn fetish, now is a good time to start one….because Hollywood’s recently single, she called off her engagement, pretty mcuh Hollywood sex worker is bringing em without really bringing em…because we can’t see the tits that have acted as if they were a caged animal being jerked off to by millions over the last few years…for whatever reason, she’s trying to convince you she’s modest while on Safari because she’ doesn’t want to catch no Malaria or AIDS.

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Sydney Sweeney is being hyped up because her production company that she owns because her tits make her a lot of money, have optioned a short story that some Reddit Freak wrote about a girl who fake her disappearance, which is probably getting the Reddit Freaks as excited as a good pee video, Trump dis-pun, Vaccine Denier troll, and whatever else those genderless libtard freaks do….

I don’t know if you ever read Reddit, but it’s pretty much the general tone of Canada, which is generally awful.

You know, because one of their own has done more than just become a BUZZFEED article….they’ll be an actual movie.

I guess, I should have spent my days on reddit instead of hear, because then maybe Sydney Sweeney would be playing ME in a movie she optioned from a weirdo on Reddit.

She hired the writer of Forrest Gump, Benjamin Button, a star is born….a man named Eric Roth….who was scammed by Bernie Madoff and who lost his retirement money because of the scam….forcing him to write Reddit based movies….sad end to such a great career….

Anyway, I am just forced to watch her in her underwear in whatever this clip is….

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Sydney Sweeney has lost the bulk and is back to her fit self, luckily she left her tits behind and built some ass in the process.

You may not remember it, but she pulled a Millie Bobby Brown and called out the people who called her out for being fat after she went viral for being fat.

I think it was a marketing tactic, to generate hype around her serious effort and sacrifices she made in her upcoming movie where she doesn’t play the naked tits, but rather some bull dyke boxer in the 1990s.

Anne Hathaway won an Oscar for shaving her head, the Academy thought that was really her commitment to the role, which overshadowed the fact she isn’t a very good actor.

Sweeney hyping up how fat she was before losing it all, is similar tactics…

Anyway, she was at the Oscar because she’s probably the most viral actor around, it’s her industry, these are her people and it’s a great opportunity to get paid by brands to wear their dress and diamonds…

So this is sponsored by MiuMiu and DeBeers….and your boners from her thick full tits…

Since I’m into ASS ….this is a nice development in the Sweeney development…

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