Sweeney, who lives in Florida, but who is clearly the clickbait icon of a generation, has crossed over into official celebrity status thanks to the tits, by releasing a collab smoothie at celebrity grocery store Erewhon…

If you are a celebrity and don’t have a 30 dollar smoothie, that you are shit…

Sweeney is not shit…even if she looks like she may have crawled out of a toilet after her mom and dad, siblings, had their sperm and period mix in the toilet…you know INCEST EYES….

She is relevant, her boyfriend created Justin Bieber, she has a lingerie brand with Bezos…all thanks to tits.

It’s not her acting, she can’t act, but does act, even behind those big chompers and permanently opened mouth…

It’s the tits..

SO I fucking HOPE Erewhon’s smoothie celebrates that by being made with her BREAST MILK….

YUM..

AI Told me it’s not made with Breast milk, but it is 22 dollars for ALMOND MILK, ALMOND BUTTER, BLUEBERRY, ACAI….RIP THE FUCK OFF…

PUT THE BREAST MILK BACK IN THE RECIPE and include a handjob from the SMOOTHIE OPERATOR for 22 dollars you freaks..

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I like tits as much as the next guy, but for whatever reason celebrity tits don’t excite me, they are just annoying and entitled products who think they are better than us….the fans get mad when you mock them, but they are trained self absorbed narcissists who don’t hear any negativity because they think they are the best thing to happen, because they are told they are….

Anyway, she has tits on a small frame and she’s used her tits very LIBERALLY in every acting job she’s had, which is fine, but acting is pretty lame…

Now she’s selling panties, to monetize the tits from a different angle and it is also pretty lame…

However, they are great big tits and even presented to us in lame, attention seeking, over hyped, over exposed, annoying ways, are still great big tits…

So you can’t hate them..THAT Is their power over us….

THEY ALWAYS WIN…no matter how dopey, inbed, or weird looking they are.

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Years ago, I was invited to someone’s 55+ trailer park.

So I was sitting in the pool at trailer park with some fat retiree from New Jersey, getting whatever diseases you get from sitting in old man diabetes chlorinated piss.

He turned to one of those white trash trophy wife 60 year olds with big bolt on tits and a fitness body in her bikini, probably an ex stripper with a big fucking white toothed smile.

He asked her if her TEETH WERE REAL, because she had a giant smile of veneers…

She didn’t hear the “teeth” part, because she was french Canadian and couldn’t quite grasp his Jersey accent.

She pretended to be initially shocked and even offended that he would ask about her tits in such a forward way, but she was a trashy ex stripper who loved the attention, grabbed her tits and and said something like “No, I was born with them after my second divorce when I was 52” or some shit.

The dude said “I was asking about your teeth”….

Sydney Sweeney, like this woman, is all fucking teeth, but her brain, and everyone’s brain is all tits…

Here she is using her tits, like a trashy stripper, to MONETIZE, since social media is just one big infomercial of assholes pitching us bullshit..

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The nice thing about a talentless Sydney Sweeney is that she’s all in on her tits…

She is more into her tits than any of her loser fans who are blinded by her tits are.

She doesn’t even pretend she doesn’t have the tits, or that they aren’t her number one asset.

She just ANNA NICOLE SMITH’s them tits, and milks them harder than they where her first born child drying to get fed…

She pushes the tits on us harder than we pull the tits with our teeth from her….

She gets it, it’s basic, not compelling, and ultimately JUST FUCKING TITS…

Yet the retard mind gets SUCKED right into it….because of wanting to SUCK her nipples off her…

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO CAUSE A RASH WITH OUR ACIDIC SALVIA FORCING NIPPLE AMPUTATION?

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In the event you have nightmares about Sydney Sweeney’s tits disappearing, whether from getting the implants removed, severe eating disorders that eat away at her titty fat, or some sort of mental break where she realizes she is more than just the tits, and needs to get them surgically removed to prove that to herself, then there’s the whole potential breast cancer thing…..

You’ll be glad to know, she still has her tits…

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I’m an idiot, definitely dumber than I look, and I look real fucking dumb….but I know one very basic thing and that is that tits sell product…

So as hard as the fat lesbians who should also love tits but are too angry to really love tits in marketing, fought to have hot chicks taken out of marketing programs for beer brands, gum brands, pretty much all brands that embraced tits selling product….

The tits will always surface to the top FLOATIES if you will…

Even if the host body of said tits need to do all the fucking work themselves….

There was a time when the tits would get hired by slimy marketing people…selling themselves out to hem for a day rate….until the marketing people were replaced by liberal arts women studies majors…

So the tits how to reconvene at HQ and map it out on their own, but like cockroaches, at least in terms of LONGEVITY and the whole appealing to COCK part..they figured it out.

Sydney Sweeney is NOTHING BUT TITS…and she launched an underwear brand using her tits and now with every collection “DROP” as they call it…out come tit tits, unfortunately not in a TITTY DROP FORMATION, but we get what we pay for…which is nothing…FREE TITS !

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In the even you didn’t know, Sydney Sweeney’s got tits.

Tits so popular and famous that Instagram is allowing them to basically be fully exposed on her instagram feed.

For the record, we lost our STEPGIRLS account for a girl doing fitness in fitness clothing.

IT was a simpler and more wholesome time, before the mainstream social media platforms had to adapt to the level of perversion out there, by allowing the perversion out there to live on their communities, since everything leads back to horny dudes powering the internet….

Like slave ships, powered by the rowing power of the slaves, the internet uses the momentum of your jerking off to power the data centers like it was a windmill or HYDRO ELECTRIC, but instead it is just pure hard grip fapping at hyperspeed..

Well, you perverts created Sydney Sweeney for the tits, despite being inbred looking, which makes me think people like the inbred look because it makes her look simple and easily manipulated into the bedroom, fuelling the fantasy while staring at your screen….

In other Sydney Sweeney news, she biked around Australia…her vagina grinding up on her bike seat, and she didn’t wear a bike helmet, so clearly she’s not a fag.

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I get that Sydney Sweeney has tits and by definition that means she’s got a lot to contribute to society as a whole. This is basically the modern equivalent of being a founding father, or doing something substantial that gets you in the history books. They call it “JUST HAVE TITS”….

SO tits by definition are fucking awesome, whether you were breast fed as a child or not…doesn’t matter, we fucking LOVE the titty…

But sometimes/always the host body of the tits is far less impressive, especially when they are over fucking hyped..

I’ll still look, but this is the pop culture machine…feeding us fast food, SLOP, destroying us from the inside so they can ENSLAVE us…but tell us we are FREE…AMERICA…

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REMINDER OF WHY PEOPLE LIKE SYDNEY SWEENEY DESPITE HER RETARD FACE

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Sydney Sweeney has figured it all out…the key to success is showing your tits when you have retarded-sized tits….but do it in mainstream content so that you don’t have to be a bottom feeding whore…instead you get to be the top feeding whore..

Once you get Bezos to throw money at your tits, creating an underwear brand, all you have to do is slutty selfies that an OF girl would use to seduce nerds into pulling out the credit card, because it makes her seem so real, like it’s a hack or leak and not a planned thing to lure you in with tits to the chin..

It doesn’t make her hot, she’s got one of them faces, but she is blonde, blue eyed and with big tits, so it makes her clickbait and that’s what we’re all here for…

It’s not porn when she does it, but it’s porn when I post it, it’s like a magic trick I do that de-monetizes everything….

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