Sydney Sweeney got paid to wear a red dress with her rockin tits.

It’s not that exciting, but her and her team postured this series of Q4 advertising deliverables for success.

She gets paid stupid to promote these brands because she is one of the more viral of celebs thanks to her tits.

Now she’s a hero who has overcome so much, because the internet called her fat due to her weight gain they are drawing attention to that no one actually cares about, when really they should be calling her face inbred, fetal alcohol syndrome or dopey…

Calling her fat is retarded, even with the weight gain they want you to notice and debate for marketing purposes….

Calling her overrated and weirdly faced is another story.

Either way, they are rolling out the end of year cash grab, with the tits.

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Sydney Sweeney and her team of marketing experts blew some trolls calling her fat in her bikini paparazzi pics out of hand, in order to create some bullshit victim storyline that she can rise from like a phoenix as the winner.

So she had grown-ups fighting on social media as to whether she was fat or not, when clearly she’s not fat.

No one was fighting about her dopey fucking face, it was a “fat” fight…that allowed her to bring attention to the sacrifices in hotness she made for her movie role as a dyke boxer in the 80s.

It helped secure her commitment to the cause or to her craft of actor, despite being pretty shitty at acting, but she was willing to get muscular thick for a role, give her an Oscar.

It helped her get people wanting her to release more nude or slutty content to prove the haters how NOT fat she is.

How her fat is her tits and we like that kind of fat.

It all laid the foundation for her to release a fashion campaign with a fashion brand that pays her a lot of money, where she’s topless under her jacket or sweater, TITTY SWEATER… like a basic whore.

But she’s not a whore, she’s empowered and proving the haters wrong!

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Sydney Sweeney was the star of some elaborate internet marketing troll where the paparazzi captured her outside her Florida home, where she’s purchased oceanfront property in the Keys, which are totally paparazzi accessible by water.

Apparently people were calling her fat, which offended the internet because that’s what rage bait does.

The truth is she’s just got a broken down inbred looking face and has been ugly with the hot tits, not the first Butterface with a hot set of tits to make it in America…

But the fat thing was a little out there, since there are REAL fat chicks out there and I’m the first anyone who isn’t ANOREXIA fat.

I was under the impression the people figured out her face was basic as fuck, but they turned it into her being called fat, because they don’t want to draw attention to her fat, so it became a body empowerment issue because she worked out for her new role as a dyke boxer and she is not fat.

BUT HER TITS STILL ARE…and she brought them out to a boat where they doubled as life preservers beause you can see those beacons from space bro….

NO NEED FOR A LIGHT HOUSE TO GUIDE US BACK HOME….just throw big tits on the bow to bow maiden and the pirates will find their way to shore..

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In the event you didn’t know, the publicity machine behind Sweeney have decided to use her recent thickness into some empowering marketing moment, by staging trolls and having her come out on top, like a her…as if Sweeney reads the comments on her social media she barely uses unless it’s to post paid ads.

So Sydney Sweeney did an edit where she posted all the hate comments about her thick body, which is probably pretty exciting for some of the trolls out there, because when I was a troll, I would have felt validated having my hilarious disses featured.

The highlight comes from someone named JetboyJohnson who said poetically:

She knocked up? Stung by a nest of wasps? Dive into a swimming pool of donuts and chips? Good grief

I don’t waste my time on social media, so that’s probably the reason I don’t bother trolling anymore, but it was a passions of mine early on and probably why I do this stupid site.

My trolling used to get my accounts deleted, not celebrated, because I guess I’m not very good at trolling.

So when ending social media, because I genuinely don’t care about fake fucks showing off, their content is lazy and I’m too old for that shit.

However, I’m glad we’re in an era where these celebs get their feelings hurt and try to rally the troops in proving they are above the comments.

All while exposing the commenters…who I think MAY be their staff through fake accounts…and all part of a marketing scheme to address the fact that she’s looking pretty dumpy thanks to her new role.

You see, it’s an excuse to get noticed for her hard work and the sacrificing of her body when it comes to Oscar time.

It’s an opportunity to bring attention to the hype, since Anne Hathaway won an Oscar for shaving her head, Sweeney probably realizes this is POSSIBLE for her.

She took abuse from haters calling her fat and ugly for a role she trained for….and has all the behind the scenes footage conveniently shot from the gym.

It’s like Christian Bale going from Fat to Skinny….only with bigger tits.

Point being, I like the trolls getting the credit they deserve:

She also posted some slutting in red outfit:

In other news, Sweeney and her dad or DADDY were out in LA. Sweeney in a leather outfit looking dyke, but with tits in lingerie, her man like a homosexual drug dealer on a Yacht in the mediterranean with his tight pants….she kept her sunglasses on because she’s Hollywood you know..

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Sydney Sweeney posted some totally organic, natural, realistic slutty mirror selfies like some kind of influencer launching her only fans….

Excapet, they weren’t organic, natural or realistic at all. They were part of a high paid, probably multi-million dollar ad with Samsung.

Sweeney, being a top celeb in the Gen Z market is being used by the corporation to get into the minds of the YOUTH that like her tits and have them FOLLOW her lead in ditching their iphones for the flip phone.

Since it’s not a Motorolla Razr, I don’t really see that happening.

The kids are anti screen, into analog shit, and resonating with 90s shit because their era fucking sucks hence the Lohan, Paris and Nicole, and all other Spin Offs of what once worked, that arguably should be left in that era….but a new flip is not an old flip…when the whole point of going 90s…is to detach from the modern tracking devices that give us cancer in our pockets.

But that doesn’t mean deep-pocket SAMSUNG won’t try by convincing Sweeney with a fat CHECK to pretend she uses their phone….AND maybe she does, I guess we’d have to go undercover to see if this is all a HUGE fucking lie….

SPOILER ALERT…it’s a huge fucking lie….

More importantly, they forgot to use her tits in the making of this content. Disgraceful.

I guess I didn’t realize she was in some bikini pics captured by the paparazzi because she bought ocean front property in the Keys and they can get up on her backyard….

I would have preferred not seeing these pics because it’s a reminder of how not-hot Sweeney is even with the tits….just a boxy chick who will grow into the tits rocking that butter face….BROWN PAPER BAG THAT SHIT kind of celebrity….even though I WANT TO BUY INTO THE HYPE and I WANT HER TO BE AS HOT as she’s PAID TO BE…

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Sydney Sweeney is the celebrity with the tits that everyone has a boner for….shed playedc a bull dyke recently and it was disturbing….but she is back.

She has been in partnership with some product called La Neige who had their high powered brains on their marketing team conceptualize a brilliant game show themed campaign where Sweeney is the HOST and the 3 guests…one seems to be a nerd and it’s offensive but showcases her amazing character work, since she’s a high profile actress…

None one of these genius level rocket scientist minds thought to fixate on her tits despite that being all that being the only thing anyone likes about Sweeney….

But I guess hiring Sweeney in and of itself was insane for a women’s product, since 99 percent of Sweeney’s fans are dudes jerking off, only to get post nut clarity when done to realize they aren’t that into her face…or acting….TITS are a magical drug.

So unless the brand knows that their product can be used as a lubricant for loser dudes to jerk off with, they are likely pissing their money away, but marketing is a write off, so I guess they’ll all pat themselves on the back to the success of the campaign, while perverts use it to remind them to pat themselves off to. the nude Sweeney Scenes…and by pat off, I mean jack off…

now the tits:

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The problem with Sydney Sweeney becoming a reputable celebrity in this dying Hollywood that will hold onto anything that resonates with the GEN Z that don’t give a fuck about Hollywood celebs.

They are doing all they can to hold the power they once had, from sucking up to influencers and streamers and giving them sweetheart deals…or giving the occasional Sydney Sweeney style celebrity anything they fucking want….

THROW MONEY AT THEM SO THEY STICK AROUND….

That’s to say Sweeney isn’t a compelling figure, but her acting is pretty dull without the tits…

As it turns out, her brand partnerships are also dull without the tits….

So even when there are 4 of her tits in one frame in what I call LAZY Thanksgiving content, the fact they are clothed tits, make them boring tits…

Sweeney without tits is like the ocean without water, like the sky without the sun, like a woman without a cunt…

Here’s her branded content:

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Sydney Sweeney just posted a picture from the set of what we’ll assume is her attempt at an Oscar winning movie role, where she plays a lesbian female boxer from the 90s.

She wrote some long caption about the experience because she wants to hype up the person she just played, so people care enough to give her an OSCAR when it comes out.

Lesbians and female boxing are having their moment, so it could happen…

All I am seeing is that Sweeney is not quite as fun to jerk off to when she’s not naked….but it can still be done.

This is her caption if you’re into reading:

TLDR – “I’m proud of the transformation and the work I’ve poured into it, but because Christy’s story deserves to be told”

TLDR – “I want to win an Oscar”.

TLDR – “There may be strap-on lesbian sex and boxing for the clickbait”….

TLDR….you’ve read too much.

Sweeney went back to blonde, showed up to an event, because she’s only a dyke boxer in the movies….her tits were out…her legs looked thick…her eyes dopey but better than the other picture, so we won’t do her dirty while thinking of the dirty things we would do to her…

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There comes a time in every celebrity’s career where they are advised to go for an Oscar because it will level-up their credibility in the industry while also increasing their payday, which makes agents pretty pumped cuz they are snakes who need as much money as they can squeeze off the backs of the celebrity they have probably created.

The problem is that the Oscars are as vapid and lacking of substance as the industry as a whole and the people within the industry who deliver us really meaningless clickbait, eye candy, shining pictures that don’t do anything to elevate our collective consciousness, but instead just keep kicking us down!

So that when a chick who plays the hot naked tits wants an Oscar, they make her ugly, like how they made Cuba Gooding a retard or Anne Hathaway shave her head…and I think Tropic Thunder may make fun of this kind of thing with Downey Jr’s blackface character…

The point being, Sweeney, celebrated tits who gets naked with her rockin body, decided to do character movies about a dyke boxer and has gained weight, wears a stupid wig that doesn’t do much for her face, which isn’t the prettiest to begin with when the tits aren’t involved….and is rockin’ oversized lesbian clothing like she’s given up on life, that makes her look like she’s 4 foot 11 and heading to the walmart to beg for change or some shit…

I’ll accept that Sweeney is a hot celebrity, she’s pretty much the biggest celeb out there, but her tits are what matter in that process, it’s a package deal.

You take that away and I’m not sure what you’re left with, but I do know it’s nothing worth jerking off to….but we’ll hope it gets her that Oscar because of the RISK SHE TOOK to put on a dyke wig and some lazy girl clothing…so that she gets more naked roles with aggressive sex scenes we can jerk off to like NATURE intended.

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The good guys won.

The out of touch libtards in their echo chambers are probably pretty outraged today…it is probably hilarious to read all their grief from being so brainwashed and condescending despite being retards. Blaming conspiracies, women hate, misogyny, racism, nazism, and all the other things that they have been told MAGA represents by their TVs…because they don’t have brains of their own, they don’t leave their houses and only talk to similar minded condescending libtard-splainers, who have that tone that everyone is on their side, when everyone is actually looking at them like they are nuts.

The only hope they have is porn, masturbation, cucking the wife with some BBC to feel inclusive, staring at tits, getting a set of tits now for your They turned Them movement….suicide, medically assisted suicide, more anti-depressants and wine, taking their DRAG QUEEN storytime underground and I am here to say that I hope you grow some balls again.

We have survived ridiculous Propaganda….

Now, I’ve been 100 percent in on Trump for a while and couldn’t understand how anyone with a brain wasn’t into Trump, but I am a right wing conspiracy theorist from Canada who likes family programming and collects Old Country music, who wants to live off-grid on a homestead eating my own grown food. I hate government over-reach, taxes and annoying liberals whining.

I think the highlight of the story, other than America potentially being saved from a demonic force that we all know is trying to destroy your country with globalism, communism, warns while giving a small group of out of touch freaks in flesh suits all the power….

THE BIG NEWS is that Sydney Sweeney is being called a TRUMPER, which as of today is NO LONGER a career killing death sentence.

Shocking a country music listening, Florida living, Natural tit owning

There are two paths to take and clearly the TRUMP path is the better one.

The reason people think Sweeney voted for TRUMP is because she didn’t get paid to endorse the KAMARLA the creepy cackling fake and gay Joe Camel looking retard who didn’t make sense when she spoke, even her biggest fans hated her and even when she was reading a script or had an ear-piece in with bullshit talking points that only a small group of people were seduced by or ignored because they were so hyped on her….the rest of us were like “WTF IS THAT THING”….

Being a Trumper is being the rebel who helped make America great by going up against an outdated media and a bunch of whiners on social media who represented an angry, non-human, anti-depressant fuelled, negative and disgusting group of freaks.

The highlight is that it has been nice to see that all these outdated out of touch has-been celebrities from the Diddy parties are finally seen for the demonic puppets that they are.

No one cares about celebrities or these people and it must upset them all as they shift their bullshit to be more TRUMPER friendly to save their careers, but we are all onto you.

It’s nice to see that the hate filled woke party who think they represent love and inclusion but are some of the angriest and most negative monsters around have been replaced by kind Americans who want a better country, who care about family and GOD.

Trump is hilarious and has always been hilarious, we’ve all be fans forever and his campaign was incredible.

He brings hope against of a better tomorrow for God, Family and Country and a miserable Globalist, owned meat puppet retard was the only option for the Trump haters and any of them with a brain were like “Fuck that noise”.

I don’t think the Democratic party will ever recover from this, their party will never have the love and unity of the Trump people, whether it’s a cult or not, it is the kind of cult you want to be part of.

Baby killing is not women’s health and a lame platform to run on. Most people don’t have weekly abortions and those who do are not the norm.

Pro-Illegal immigration is also a lame platform to run on, since people are seeing their own towns destroyed.

Trump hate is exhausting and makes people wonder why everyone is against him so hard. There has never been a person that the media hasn’t shut up about, or misquoted and misrepresented as aggressively as they have.

It’s been almost a criminal presentation of Trump to the people, which is ultimately unfair to the people, which is why he called them fake news. Who were they working for and why were they so out of touch from what the people actually wanted.

It’s actually weird that the media failed so hard, when their whole business is based on market research studies in producing things people like so that they get paid. They cancel shows that don’t work, make more shows that do work, but being willing to throw that all away to fight a Presidential candidate in an internet era where people have access to the actual clips and statements.

The people have caught onto the lies and whether you believe in God or not, you probably should.

Now I must move to America legally to help wins in Making America Great Again, Make comedy great again, Make life great again….

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