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2022

14

Sep

Emily Ratajkowski Knows her Marketing Hook of the Day

Bird faced influencer Rat Cow as she’s known in the industry, was recently part of some divorce scandal where she claimed her husband cheated on her for the optics, but that I’ve been told by a reliable gossip article was actually her doing the cheating with Brad Pitt, because he’s old, impotent, but still Brad Pitt.

The mom has managed to intellectualize, I mean, I am using that word wrong, but basically she’s tried to turn her nude modelling into some sort of bullshit activism or art, that the industry embraces, because she has so many followers there waiting to see her tit!

That is the only reason people pay attention to her, she knows it, but she spins it as being a mom, a dog mom, and entrepreneur, a model, an actress, bi-coastal, anything but a TITTY model who uses her tits to spin into whatever bullshit she spins it into! I am amazed anyone bothers or cares or PAYS to work with her – OLD fucking news – but they do, unfortunately not for sodomy tutorials!

The good news, because I’ve given way too much of an update on EM RATA who I don’t follow on Social media because I don’t use Social Media, so who the fuck knows why I even know any of this, but yeah, the good news is she’s being used, or is using her tits, which at her age, may be final days for those tits, they’ll sag out and be forever forgotten soon enough, but I’m sure EM Rata will be doing all she can to NEVER be forgotten, that’s what happens when you’re genetically related to a dinosaur! #never forget!

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2020

03

Jun

Rat Cow and her Husband Get Dragged for Being Racists of the Day

Rat Cow is some useless cunt titty model with nothing interesting to say.

She is one degree off from being a sex worker, but due to various circumstances and timing and luck she has been able to polarize her titty modeling into being some kind of influencer, entrepreneur…which is really less to do with her talent and more to do with the world being dumb fuck followers who buy into things they think they are supposed to.

ANYWAY….she obviously tries to add purpose and meaning to her titty modelling and selling of crap to people who buy into her bullshit…and in doing that she goes to protests and tries to get political thanks to letting Kanye fuck her a bunch of times in her quest to be the next Kardashian, a noble feat for an American girl with a dream…I mean that’s top of the charts innit….pathetic…yes….

Her only contribution to the world is proving that tits can carry a troll to the fucking top and make them millionaires because as a society we put value on all the wrong things…

Regardless of her making the system work for her or not, she’s out there posting Black Lives Matter shit, meanwhile she’s married to what you would call a “FUCK BOY” rich kid who looks like a full retard, on that HYPE BEAST loser kick, and someone who knows him called her out saying her drops the N-Word like every other hip hop listening to idiot rich white kid who is raping the hip pop culture.

I bet this bitch drops it too or laughs when he does…because WHITE PEOPLE are the fucking worst….but mainly when they are influencers living all kinds of lies…

Now her tits. Which is what she’s good for…..her whole mouth and ability to type shit out takes away from that…

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2017

26

Jun

Rat Cow has an Ass and WAnts you To Know it of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski posting her ass to social media

Rat Cow is in a movie….that’s why she’s in Italy wearing her bathing suit around like some sort of slut…but she can’t be a slut…if she was would she be world famous on social media with all those millions of Russian followers thanks to having great tits at the right time in a music video that went beyond viral….that’s all it really takes…

She is neither talented or interesting, provided you don’t consider big shameless tits on a pretty small frame talented or interesting, which I guess they kind of are both a talent and interesting in a boring world where not all girls have tits like this one and those who do can’t pull off the scam that this one pulled off…

She may forever earn money because people are dumb and see numbers and confuse those numbers for actually mattering or being capable to carry anything beyond slutty pics on social media..

Even movie producers are giving her work now…when I was really sure she was going to fade into obscurity and remain an instagrammer…I see the IMDB page filling up with people hoping to get people to see their movie by using her….not necessarily how Fincher and Afleck used her sexually…but using her none the less…because that’s what you gotta do with these low levels trying to validate their low level whoring.

I am not a fan, but I think being so not a fan kinda makes me a fan nonetheless because I pay attention to what her tits are up to when I don’t actually care, yet this post tells a very different tale…

In more hilarious news – here’s her boyfriend taking her social media pics like the bitch he is…

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2017

12

Jun

Rat Cow’s High Testosterone Ginger Fat Boyfriend of the Day

Ever since I’ve seen Rat Cow on her hustle, I’ve wondered about her boyfriend, who will assume is just a nice dude, something so unlike what you’d expect Rat Cow to be with, since she’s a vapid opportunist cunt on some hustle to get ahead…which obviously works…

Maybe he’s her manager, maybe he’s created her career and they are in this together, maybe he has friends at Instagram and helped her get a following, you know the brains of the operation, or maybe he’s just a security blanket that she doormats…but ultimately….he is a reminder that girls aren’t always superficial, so there is hope out there for you to seduce bitches who think they are hot, despite being bird faced, and thaT women will fall for you if you have a huge cock, a huge bank account, offer support or a mix of the three…

I have heard countless stories from reliable people that she’s fucking directors and actors for jobs, putting her tits out there to lock it all down….and I believe those stories…and I believe that a dude would wait around while she does that shit for work…because he gets to deal with her when she’s at her fucking shittiest…you know…which is better than an uglier chick at her shittiest…

Here’s a handbra gif to remind you who RAT COW is…People find her really hot….so…here you go…..

I don’t want to hate on the poor bastard who has to deal with this trash….because you know he probably brags to everyone he can that this bitch is his…even if she’s not when she’s working on getting cast….and I don’t even want to hate on her, because who cares, make that money if you can….do that hustle and be happy your bf sticks by you because why the fuck wouldn’t he….WHO knows…or cares…I’m just trying to see her asshole in her bikini…

From social..

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2016

26

Feb

Emily Rat Cow We Can See Your Bush of the Day

Emrata-Bush

Emily Rat Cow is the fucking worst, the kind of cunt with zero level of “maybe this is going to end”…because for some reason…she think she’s fucking amazing…despite never really doing anything amazing….all while looking ok…but not that amazing…she’s two years of hype in a fast moving world where people forget about people…even ones they are emotionally attached to and Emrata isn’t one anyone is emotionally attached to…she’s just a set of tits…but a great set of tits…maybe not tits that aren’t even .

But she’s got some great fucking tits, and more interestingly, she’s wearing panties where I can see her bush…and I fucking love bush…even on girls who are garbage…

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