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2019

14

Jun

Em Rat Cow Slutty of the Day

Em Rat Cow Bikini

Everything Em Rat Cow does is fucking stupid….

It lacks any substance, creativity, edginess…..

It is lazily put together, often times dumb, lame, poorly executed…

But she has tits and tits carry some people….and in Rat Cow’s case, it got her a following, that gives her opportunities to go places and do things, which is hilarious based on how USELESS she is in all aspects of her existence.

She could be doing cool, unique, exciting things…she gets paid, people are watching…yet this is what we get, fuck off with your played out laziness, find me new tits doing new things….its more interesting.

We also have what we want out of this whore, we can see her pussy with a google search, no need to keep on top of what she’s up to, we can recycle those nudes if she’s someone you like to jack off to…instead of encouraging her to produce new nudes….giving her a false sense of security…and relevance and ego..when they are there for the tits..

It should be a mass unfollow…let’s just ride what she’s done…and stick to that…


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2019

06

Jun

Em Rat Cow Bikini of the Day

Em Rat Cow Bikini

Em Rat Cow and her weird belly button….and her weird trans face….but her great tits…put on some bikinis that I guess are part of her brand that she’s decided to build out because if you’re going to promote bullshit, it might as well should be your bullshit, so that you benefit on whether it explodes, or goes viral like both her and her pussy have done the last few years of social media whoring…

The only interesting thing about Em Rat Cow is how she polarized being a trans face on social media to become accepted and invited to events, high fashion events, like she matters…

I think it is more a testament to how the world has a boner for follower count and will let anyone with followers – not even real followers in…more than of ow important Em Rat Cow is in the world of pop culture, cuz she’s not really that important as the majority of people have no idea who she is…

JUST DON’T TELL HER THAT….cuz she thinks she’s important, that’s how she get in on these photoshoots…if she felt like the loser she clearly is you know the masterful troll she is…just existing cuz she gets naked….she’d probably have a harder time continuing the troll…you need NARCISSISM and delusion that people give a fuck about you to keep it going…to set up your own brand to sell product to the idiots…all to stroke that inflated ego…


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2019

16

May

Em Rat Cow Topless of the Day

Em Rat Cow Nude

Em Rat Cow has created a clothing brand that targets women even though her audience is men, because she realizes that the real value in being a set of tits on the internet with a pretty huge following, is that you can start a brand that people will buy into….because like the Victoria’s Secret models, this set of tits that has a huge dude audience, also has a huge chick audience cuz chicks seem to be into following other chicks dudes find hot…to copy them and their outfits in order to be hot too…which I guess it what makes these people influencers or trend setters, even if they are really just a set of tits on the internet….because the internet audience isn’t that sophisticated and has access to a credit card…with the ability to purchase…so as long as they think you matter…you’ve got a revenue stream…

Being in charge of your own destiny…or your own brand and business…is a way to drag out this instagram bullshit and do something meaningful at least financially meaningful…instead of chasing brands to give you money..do your own brand and get money….all these tits on the internet with a following should follow her lead…

Plus it gives the narcissist something else to brag about that is directly an extension of them, put that same love into your bike shorts as you’ve got in your tits, and people may start believing your own hype.

The whole thing may be obvious, it may not be impressive, but bitch is doing it….with the tits out….unfortunately…her face and belly button still terrify me…but the tits are solid enough to carry a brand..and solid enough to stare at as they navigate the world crying for attention.

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2019

09

May

Em Rat Cow Slutty of the Day

Em Rat Cow Slutty

Em Rat Cow still naked on instagram because what the hell else is she going to do, I guess this was her getting ready for the MET GALA where she scared us all with her belly button of horror….

I like to think that Rat Cow is a host body for her Belly Button, and if anything she should be like the other freaks out there empowering their retardation….celebrating their retardation while all this bitch does is try to distract from it with herr monster tits, tits I am sure are fake, and despite her being garbage…are great.

I think embracing herr freak belly button is he next step….wearing a cardboard shapeless box with just her belly button exposed…a belly button cut out to really focus on what matters…which in her case is her belly button that she does show off cuz she has no choice when taking off her shirt to show her tits…distracting from the belly button even if the belly button is all I see and the star of the show and I guess nightmares.


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2019

22

Apr

Em Rat Cow Nipples for Easter of the Day

Em RatCow Ass for Easter

I don’t know why Em Rat Cow looks like a Kardashian / Jenner…with a fake ass and fake face in a stupid wig….maybe she’s born with it, or maybe it’s photoshop, or maybe it’s just some non-invasive cosmetic procedures that allow a woman to buy what she thinks looks hot in some cool-scupting, ass injecting form….it’s really the patriarchy to blame you know…we are the ones who make these women so insecure and unable to live with their natural selves that now turn to the needle to improve themselves, or do what they think is improve themselves, when really it’s just making them look like doughy muppet sex dolls…

I made a truce with Rat Cow because she’s a pug friend, and a friend of a pug is a friend of mine, so I won’t go into how her ass didn’t exist in pics of her ass last week, and her ass has not existed for a long time, so having an ass makes zero sense without the logic that applies to all the asses on instagram…

I will focus on the fact that I am from the 80s and 90s…and I love a good themed photoshoot. I like props, I like costumes, I like weirdness.

If it’s EASTER, or any Holiday…I like it….

So let’s just like this Easter Bunny instagram shoot, like we’d like all the low levels who still do their themed shoots to get noticed, as the mainstream seems to have turned its back on the simplicity of a themed shoot.

What’s not to like, half naked bitches and Easter…

Let’s just hope she doesn’t think this is more important than it is, even though she thinks she’s more important than she is.


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2019

15

Apr

Em RatCow Black Pug Bikini of the Day

Em RatCow Black pug Bikini

Em RatCow, like all the whores, is at Coachella, where she’s likely making more money than you do in a year to be there….

She stylized a nice video of her shaking her ass, now that she’s got an ass and it’s pretty hot..you can’t just be a set of tits to everyone…

Despite hating on her all these years, and thinking she’s overrated and a bullshit model, who only exists cuz she’s got a great set of tits, one of the best sets of tits, I do respect her hustle, or polarizing of being a set of tits. There are so many tits out there who wish they were as big a deal as Rat Cow, and couldn’t pull it off…

NOT TO MENTION…she’s out there starting her own clothing / bikini line, so that she can build a brand and not rely on other brands, which can potentially make her a shit ton of money…I wouldn’t got as far as to call her a genius other than choosing to get naked early on in life…but she’s smarter than a lot of these idiots who think instagram influencing is cool, life, the end goal so they don’t need to work…

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY….do you see what she’s strangling….a BLACK PUG….

Do you realize that as someone who has a black pug, and has had a BLACK PUG for the last 11 years….I am committed to all things PUG and all things that also love pugs…..we are a special type of person…and if anything…RAT COW is now Family to us….because of inbreeding…the best way.

So this is my TRUCE…I will no longer be mean to her on the blog and I will celebrate her tits like I should …even if she looks like she is strangling her pug…the fact that she’s got a black pug of her own…makes her the most important tits on instagram…

So show her some respect and masturbate to her.


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2019

25

Mar

Em RatCow Texas Tits of the Day

Em RatCow Underboob

Em RatCow is culturally appropriating, or making fun of / mocking Texans, but dressing like a 1970s texas prostitute played by Dolly Parton, in some attempting to have depth or be funny that is pretty much just trash, which is really what Rat Cow is…trash..

She’s cleverly mastered getting social media following thanks to her tits. She’s managed to ride the instagram wave thanks to instagram being relevant still and people not “Unfollowing” people…I don’t know how strong her celebrity is, but I know she can polarize it with stupid people casting shit thanks to the following that gives an illusion that she’s more than just tits. But she’s not more than just tits.

The one good thing about this racism, mocking texans, treating them like redneck hicks, is that at least she’s trying to show some personality in her otherwise boring fucking existence…cuz beauty fucking fades and personality is what keeps people interested or engaged…even if her tits will always be infamous and her face..plastic and full of fillers..which for the record is bad of our oceans and Marine mammals you cunt.



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2019

18

Mar

Em RatCow Tits in Lingerie of the Day

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Rat Cow is shit…

She’s just an average looking girl with a solid set of fake tits, that got naked in the right music video at the right time, because it went viral and had marketing budget behind it, only to basically create her and her following….something that I know went straight to her ego…because she’s just that kind of garbage person who says “there were three other girls in the video, and none of them made it, so there’s gotta be something important about me”….

I am not a fan of her as a concept, or seeing her make her millions of dollars a year, when you know her celebrity is strictly based on her tits….

BUT, I will say that there’s something smart in her hustle, she’s obviously not a full idiot, and was able to position herself and create this money making thing all off her tits…with very little concept behind it…

So leveraging that bullshit to become this brand owning entrepreneur with a brand that is slutty and half naked enough for her to wear out and sell to idiots on social media, because she does have influence, allowing her to be the whore she’s been, showing off the great tits she’s got, cuz they are great tits…while making money with a company she can sell off to a bigger brand as it becomes an entity of its own…is what I’ve been saying all these idiots should do..but only some do….and Rat Cow is smart enough to know the gravy train’s not forever….and for that…we should stare at her tits.

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Here she is comparing bodies with her fat friend to make herself feel better about herself…because every skinny bitch has a fat manager out there to police who they fuck, who gets close, and to make them look skinnier in their “going out to party selfies”…

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2019

07

Feb

Em RatCow Nipples of the Day

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I would boycot, block and delete Rat Cow if she hadn’t blocked and deleted me first.

I think her building out her own brand of bikinis and underwear is a smart strategy for her tits, because it’s building equity beyond an Instagram feed she only has from a music video she was lucky to be cast in and naked in…

I would ignore her silly self promotion to make herself richer than she is with her scamming….but her tits that I assume are not real tits are just so good….unfortunately she hasn’t sorted out the belly button yet….garbage people doing garbage things….but having great tits throughout the process.

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2018

13

Nov

Basically Em Rat Cow Full Pussy of the Day

Em RatCow Pussy

Rat Cow is out there whoring out for the paparazzi to promote what I assume is her Bikini line, because she’s got a bikini line, which I think is a smart enough play from her, because you can’t just be tits getting hits on social media doing brand deals forevever. You need to invest into something that has equity, that can influence your male pervert fans to jerk off to you, and the female fans to buy your nonsense….

I don’t find Rat Cow interesting, good tits, weird face, broken down looking scam…who was getting naked at the right place, right time, in the right music video….right when instagram happened creating her….and people just don’t unfollow these idiots so they forever have that audience…whereas sites like this fade the fuck away and virtually disappear because getting people to type your name in their browser is asking too much of them…lazy fucks…

While girl like this just have to be ridiculous spreading ass like this to get their name circulated, to go viral, to get noticed again…and to give her followers something they’re into jerking off to…

The only interesting thing about her is that her face looks different every single time we see her, those face injections…I mean unless you find her being Kanye’s mistress before instagram interesting…or if you find her tits interesting…and that weird looking face doesn’t even matter….yet she matters.

I get it, cuz I get big tits….

It’s not like we haven’t seen her pussy before..

emily ratajkowski Nude Pussy Tits

She also has some bikini shoot pics…not pussy for the paparazzi pics…and I figure why not participate in her bullshit…

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Here she is in some weird tranny photoshoot

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