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2026

27

Feb

Rat Faced Rat Cow Walks Gucci Runway Show of the Day

I think Gucci brought Rat Cow into their fashion show in a way to be ironic, you know how the fashion industry works…

They hire retards, midgets, circus clowns, diaper wearing fetishists, basically anyone they can to get noticed and to seem edgy.

Fashion with the internet or social media has become pretty fucking gutter, low hanging fruit, clickbait trash.

Their creative brains are just groupies excited to be working for the brand and fake artists, not that are is real, but self proclaimed artists and creative directors, hardly original in thought or their attempts to seem edgy…

What is happening with Rat Cow the Rat Face walking the runway is either clickbait generation knowing she’s got an audience and fanbase….

Or it’s her sucking the right booking agent’s dick, even though Epstein says that sucking dick isn’t enough to win, you have to eat babies in blood sacrifices to be in the mix.

My theory is that they hired her because she looks like some basic Italian widow working at the family pizza shop in her 40s, since her mechanic and low level criminal husband she had been with since high school died at the pasta factory he was robbing, and as a single mother who hates her life and had big dreams of leaving her Italian village for the big city but her broken face prevented her from ever leaving….

SHE could possibly be property of Gucci because she sold herself to them because they plan on using her skin as leather for their future purse and shoe collection when she dies of old age in a few years, because girl’s skinned looks cured and ready…

Rat cow’s not Italian, but she passes for an Ugly Italian….and that’s gotta be what this is…

Gucci must realize there is hotter actual model pussy out there that would have more impact and not look like shit…

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2026

17

Feb

Old Lady Rat Cow Got a New Face of the Day

If you’ve ever seen pictures of people who have had face transplants, you’ll know they’re far cuter than RAT COW.

Which is probably why RAT COW went out there and got herself a new face, or attempted to get herself a new face, because she didn’t like those face transplants with their scar tissue and baseball catcher’s mitt texture getting all the hype…

So she went to her back alley abortionist, who has since decided to give back alley botox injections and filler injections, where they jack her face up with silicone cock, something she’s been jacking her asshole up with for every casting couch she’s been on with Ben Affleck and David Fincher….the only acting job of substance this empty shameless no substance pig has done….

The good news is through her awkward face stage and into her terrifying halloween mask face days….she’s had the tits to distract you.

It’s done well for her, girl is VERY rich from the retard mind that gets seduced by big tits, even in the woke era when some big tits still got work from whoring, while others were taken off the roster, which can probably be explained by RAT COW’S retarded face, it’s a handicap that can be milked harder than those casting couch cocks while that casting couch silicone cock is up inside her….or her tits….

TITS TITS TITS…

That’s what this post should read…why my retard analysis of retard faces that needed reconstruction when it’s about TITS TITS TITS….

It’s not about how she looks like a sea creature that’s found his way into the city’s water main, now crawling out of toilets terrorizing the citizens of said city….it is about TITS TITS TITS…

So I should have just wrote:

TITS TITS TITS…

TITS TITS TITS…

TITS TITS…

TITS!

You’d get the point, which is that it’s amazing that in this timeline, a busted down 40 year old self made from self promotion instagram model is being hired by brands to sell product to retard hive mind idiots with her tits.

From a marketing perspective, who is this titty content appealing to, clearly no one who would ever buy this brand of sports bras….

Not to mention, what women are buying into sports bras that Em Rata is promoting with her tits, because she’s not one of those “your best friend on the internet” kinds of influencers that people buy into because they have personality…she’s more the dummy vapid sex doll in the corner malfunctioning….

So knowing she was paid 100k or more for this is precisely the flaw in marketing, the misuse of marketing budgets to actually produce things inspiring, enlightening or good.

Instead it’s just tits getting hits, which is already cuz I like tits but old lady tits, all dried up are hardly the TEMU bargain basement tits we don’t need and saw when they were in their prime..

As a collective, we should ALL move on…

TITS TITS…

TITS!

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2025

07

Aug

Rat Cow is a DJ Whore Doing Fuck Fuck in the Ocean of the Day

Here’s some Em Rata paparazzi style, either she staged this with a local photographer to make her feel less shameless and like more of a celebrity, or it was a slow day wherever she happens to be, where the guy was hoping to capture an actual celebrity, but settled with Rat Cow.

Rat Cow is a lot of hype for what is most likely a set of fake tits, that have that natural look for her small frame, that she was keen to show off and leverage like a stripper or barmaid trying to get tips, investing into her future.

It’s worked out great for her, even though she’s not compelling, her tits are.

Her real skill has been being able to make fashion and mainstream brands think she’s more than just a shameless titty whore…

Well, the good news is that she is more than just a shameless titty whore, she’s also a DJ WHORE.

You may not remember the earlier DJ culture and I’m sure things haven’t changed all that much, but at the time it was more obvious because the DJs weren’t actual celebs, maybe local celebs, but hardly that important in the grand scheme of anything.

They weren’t rich, they were just the center of the party at the shitty bar and there was always at least one to ten girls waiting around ready to carry their records home for the chance to fuck fuck….

Em Rata’s new boyfriend is a DJ cool guy, not a famous one, but one important enough to be fucking a RAT COW…getting that PETE DAVIDSON AIDS all up on his dick when sucking her great tits…that are now old tits…as they drink in the sea like a couple of rich degenerates…..

The good news, she’s far from good, but good from far…so the pixelated zoom lens face makes her better.

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2025

22

May

Em Rat Cow’s Got a Dumper of the Day

I’ve always been the person to say that Em Rat Cow, despite her great tits, is the kind of girl you’d want to fuck from behind…BROWN BABY BAG shit…

Despite having great tits, probably fake tits, but tits that made her exist….you’d still want to flip her over or make use of the pillow to block her ratty gaze out.

As it turns out, I am sure it’s thanks to modern day procedures and not workouts….she’s got a bit of a dumper…

As it turns out, I am a fan of the dumpers….CHECK OUT CHEEKED UP

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2025

15

May

Good Mother Emily Ratajkowski in a Photoshoot of the Day

It’s insane to me that Emily Ratajkowski is cast to be in fashionable photoshoot.

From where I am sitting all day, every day, until I eventually lose my feet to diabetes, the girl was destined to be cast in photoshoots that involve inserting things in her asshole and at this stage in the game she’d be the aged version of that porn chick trying to make money to pay the rent.

Instead, she is cast in photoshoots that don’t involve inserting things in her asshole, they actually involve her pretending to be fancy and European….

It is like she is a respectable, respected, appreciated, like she is a natural beauty who is seen as an icon in fashion and influencing, when there’s very little natural or respectable about her.

Don’t get me wrong, I respect her use of the big tits for her marketing.

I just don’t think that big tits are that great of a thing to justify her being seen as this premium level of talent for brands to use to market their products.

No matter how many hits the big tits get, or how good her shameless self promotion of those tits has been, it’s weird that the high profile opportunities that came her way when all she was was a girl willing to get naked in pictures….like a low hanging fruit porn chick with no other option by tits to make money.

Seeing her being thoughtful, fashionable, trying to be classy is some real cosplay – isn’t it.

She did it right, makes no sense to me, but who the fuck cares what I think or my opinion on anything, check out her tits…

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2025

13

Mar

Rat Cow’s in her Underwear of the Day

Rat Cow is the nude model who managed to be taken seriously by the fashion world because she had a large following early on instagram, she whored out nude quicker then the other whores and people bought into her bullshit I guess…

She is no longer a nude model, because she’s a high paid multi-millionaire fashion model, so she’s not nude…which is disappointing..

I like to see nude models from 12 years ago fall the fuck apart, find god and feel shame and disgust in their past whoring to control men, to create opportunity, to generate wealth….

You know, when they realize what they’ve done has been shameless self promotion, the likes of a street hooker, just timed properly…but still no better than a street hooker and no money in the world should inspire a girl to whore herself like that, to give away her body like that….it is disgraceful.

I also like when they progressively get more aggressive in their whoring, so if they don’t find god, I like when they are forced to find porn as the only route to survive or to continue earning….

But not Em Rata, she’s managed to keep on staying relevant, in the same place, doing the same thing with those tits….no evolution, but also consistent audience and revenues, so why change a good thing…

She’s Not on her back…Not spread eagled…Not fisting herself….not getting fucked and she is NOT nude…

But she is in her underwear…or underwear she’s paid to be in…and the body’s pretty good for a mom, the face is retarded and clown-like, TOO many injections in an already silly looking face makes a silly looking face even sillier…
WE are here for the tits…

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2025

04

Mar

Rat Cow Gets Paid to Wear Sheer Dresses to High Profile Exclusive Events of the Day

Rat Cow continues to impress us with the fact that she is seen as relevant enough to attend all the important events, it’s like she’s VIP all while being a bootleg whore on the internet, because clearly she’s done something right with her marketing of her tits and her whoring, intellectualizing it, making it fashionable, getting brands to pay her a lot for coverage while wearing very little coverage and it’s all just worth jerking off to because for whatever reason, her face is looking less ratty than before and her tits just as full as a cow with milk filled utters dying to be squeezed…..

Rat Cow is the reason I want to get a pet rat and name him Cow, to dress up and train to do tricks on social media like this Rat Cow does tricks in her day to day life…only my rat Cow’s tricks will be playing dead, maybe running in the hamster wheel and playing dead, maybe doing a little rat dance so not nearly as perverted as the other Rat Cow’s tricks, you know the dudes who sign the checks…

My Rat Cow will become the only Rat Cow people care about….but until then, we’re stuck with this one.

In other news she posted a bikini pic:

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2025

19

Feb

Rat Cow’s Topless Whoring of the Day

BIG NEWS….

Topless Rat Cow, or as I like to call her EYEBROWS….and who you may like to call “BOTOX MOM WITH THE WRECKED CUNT”….or maybe you’re more interested in calling her “Hand Hair”….or TITS…since all she ever does is bring you tits….or DIRTY THUMBNAIL….wash your hands you pig….

She’s thanking someone for giving her skin, not sure if it’s a reference to her being some kind of lizard creature…shedding and eating her own skin like a snake…stem cell shit..

Or if she had skin grafted on her face, because she’s old as shit in her whoring and she needs all the technology she can to survive…

BUT MAYBE it’s reference to her growing out her hymen again, it’s a thing, so that she can sell her neo virginity to the highest bidder because despite pretending to be fashion, and being rich from being an “influener’ she’s pretty much got the ethics and value of a gutter prostitute…

Check it out.

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2024

01

Nov

Em Rat Cow’s Got her Tit Out of the Day

Em Rat Cow is showing off her tits, because that’s what Em Rat Cow does…

The libtard Em Rat Cow put together what seems to be one of the laziest costumes around because it’s a dress.

It’s a “I’ll just walk around with my tits out, find me something that achieves that creative direction”….

She may be saying or pretending that it’s J.Lo’s viral dress that she was allowed to wear after she sold her soul to the industry through Diddy’s penis….but ultimately, it’s just a dress that shows off her heavy-set tit.

These people lack creativity and the ability to produce inspiring content, but they have tits…

The biggest question remains whether her tits are real or not, I still think they are fake which doesn’t really matter whether they are or not because they’ve been the best investment she ever made if they are and the most important asset she’s got if they aren’t.

In recent years, not many women have gone to as great of heights as Em Rat Cow in being a boring, unimpressive, titty whore….

She is a best selling author where she cries about how she’s a victim with her tits out…not that I read her book, but I can imagine it’s some reverse psychology inversion of truth that absolves her of being a shameless whore and presents her as a victim in this misogynistic world…BORING.

What a boring fucking way to present your tits to us, instead of just being cool and fun about it, she has to be all bitter and angry about it…

Make being a whore great again…

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2024

11

Oct

Em Rat Cow’s Face of the Day

I don’t know why Em Rat Cow looks like she’s been curb-stomped, you know getting one of those SMILIES where her cheeks have been totally cut up to her ears, but I’ll assume that’s all natural aging process for the instagram whore who confused brands into thinking she was a fashion icon or something due to tits.

Tits are impressive, even gays and other chicks of fashion flock to them because everyone’s a dick suck clout chasing, but only SOME of these whores are actually SUCKING the dick…

I don’t know why Em Rat Cow looks WONKY eyed, but probably due to whatever injections her ALL NATURAL face doesn’t get…..

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