Rat Cow has been able to use her tits to get instagram famous, which is like real fame but involves more desperation and self promotion, it’s the LOOK AT ME OVER HERE – I AM THE ONE WITH MY TITS OUT – kind of fame…rather than doing actual good things that catch people’s attention….not that having tits out isn’t a good thing…I guess by good thing I mean meaningful or substantial…it’s like a selfie of your tits is pretty low hanging fruit..even if the tits are substantial and amazing…as Rat Cow’s are…

So…thanks to becoming instagram famous in an era where instagram is the most important thing in the world…the world starts to listen, they start to pay you, they start to partner up with you, they start to buy and endorse your own brand of merchandise…you get cast in movies…whether you fuck the David Finger or Affleck or not….because you matter….

In mattering, she doesn’t forget the importance of her tits….even in her pregnancy that she’s tried to make a big deal about….these self promoters are into that…where she used famous fat friends to make her videos for famous fashion magazines that have really been dragged through the mud thanks to social media and partnering with all the shit in social media…I mean a Jenner is a Top Model as is a Hadid…and it’s not because they are worthy…it is because they have followers who pull out credit cards….it’s like when Playboy was taken over by Pornhub and they slaughtered the brand using every trashy prostitute with a playboy tattoo instead of actual babes…you know what I mean….

So the famous tits are still using her tits to keep the momentum now that she’s got a talking point like pregnancy….which confuses me, like aren’t women supposed to go into a bunker the 9 months of pregnancy so that we don’t have to be traumatized by a HUMAN BEING GROWING UP INSIDE THEM LIKE SOME KIND OF FREAK?….but instead its selfie, selfie, selfie, photoshoot, photoshoot, video, video, IG story like we’re supposed to be excited to be going on this VILE journey cuz you GOT cummed inside when not on the pill or IUD by your HUSBAND…that’s kind of what married people do…it’s a nothing special you know…

But at least she’s got her tits out, nipples for pregnancy empowerment, cuz those tits are fucking great.

Here’s a flashback of I guess a Halloween costume pre pregnancy:

Here’s her fat pregnant ass for good times:

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Will it be a rat or will it be a cow? The lamest reveal to hit the internet today.

Emily Ratajkowski is the lamest self promoter and self googler around, but for whatever reason the industry has accepted her as a “voice”, not a very important voice, but they give her attention despite really just being a set of tits that got naked in a viral music video and that was able to polarize that in the weakest way to amass a giant following…forcing people live VOGUE to suck her dick as part of their instagram strategy because they want followers too you know…

In this video, she reveals her pregnancy with the rich kid who looks like “MASK”…. assuming her rich husband is the baby daddy, I guess that depends on what she’s casting for. So it is probably not with one of the photographers she used to suck up to for content before she was trending….only to turn around and act like they are predators when everyone is just using everyone out here…it was a good angle to claim empowerment despite getting naked never being empowering, people really ran with her story and made her a titty model hero to other itty models….because if you get famous for clickbait nudes, you gotta spend your life trying to make those clickbait low hanging fruit way to get eyeballs looking your way seem higher concept….it’s the porno model, people aren’t on this site to read what I say, they are here for the tits…as every Rat Cow fan is there for the tits…but they pretend they aren’t to feel better about their existence…

In keeping with the MILK FILLED TIT MONDAY post I made about the disgustingness of pregnancy and milk filled tits, she’s just announced her lame pregnancy in a lame way, directed by Lena Dunham with some spoken word that is poorly executed like a college film class and not a very good one…more a weekend film seminar for seniors…but it’s an attempt at depth that is so off the mark…but may have some authenticity because she’s so hyped on herself, that she thinks reproduction is her gift to society, some narcissism, even if having kids in this era is some selfish shit.

I am not a fan of Em Rata, her hustle, even her nudes suck…if anything her bottom feeding offends me because it worked and I prefer titty models to keep on track titty modelling, not being fake internet fashion icons who partner up with VOGUE to release pregnancy smut….direced by LENA DUNHAM some other idiot who believes her own hype…it’s like two ugly chicks talking about how great they are because they don’t know they are ugly…because the world hasn’t allowed them to come to that conclusion when clearly it’s obvious…because beauty is more than just a set of tits or a photo…it digs deeper into your soul and clearly there’s no soul here.

All this to say bitch got cummed in during QUarantine like it was a Ben Affleck / David Fincher casting for GONE GIRL…

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Look at that Hairline!

I know that there are a handful of people out there who think that Em Rata is hot. It’s not your fault, you see a skinny bitch with no ass and a set of fat tits, and you just can’t further analyze. It’s like you’ve been given enough information for your needs, why look past it.

From the first time I saw Rat Cow trying to make it in America through a series of nude shoots, I knew her hype was artificial.

I didn’t know she would end up in a music video that took her viral and made her a highly followed personality with no personality on social media, but it did. Reward a bitch for having a set of good sized tits, despite looking like a fucking troll.

She’s been able to maintain the lie, go to important events, like Fashion Week events like a Jet Setter all because of her showing her tits at the right pre-instagram time.

She’s been able to make millions, fuck important people like Kanye, Ben Affleck, David Fincher, amongst others in her last 7 years of whoring.

She still think she’s famous, or a personality…despite the one thing she should discover in this dark COVID times, is how insignificant she is.

She literally offers no substance, no humor, not insight, no fashion inspo, no fitness inspo…if anything she’s just a waste of space cunt who has tits we like to look at.

ANYWAY, as it turns out, the paparazzi got some pics of her that show you what you’re really dealing with, as her instagram pics are all edited to shit….and what it reveals is what I’ve always been saying…bitch is fucking ugly.

Remove the fake hair and she’s got male pattern baldness like that of a pervert elementary school principle.

Put her in sweat pants and show the world there is not ass….

Remove make-up, even though she’s likely in make-up, and her beady eyes look like they are out to steal your soul….

Without the tits, this bitch is a zero…

The only hope we can have in these dark times is that a reset happens and people stop buying into the nonsense these idiots, who are not COMPELLING in the least are selling.

An average girl, playing a hot girl on the internet, cuz she’s got good tits, get the fuck out of her, there are real people worth celebrating in the world, not this fucking vapid bullshit…

Remember, this is her with a ton of work done not looking anything like her IG pics….except maybe for what could be a big and long vagina being felt up by her sweat pants….

Useless whores….be EVERYWHERE…

Oh and she’s a shitty dog mom who lets her dog run free….because she’s probably too busy looking at herself in the selfie cam to find new angles, you know the essential work that matters when you’re a vapid whore of instagram with nothing to offer…

Here she is topless for some new shit she’s promoting

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Emily Ratajkowski, or what I like to call RAT COW, but that is strictly just a convenient commentary on her busted down face, was once a thirsty and desperate set of young tits who was trying to find her path to fame, and decided that using her big tits was the way. Solid strategy we can all get behind. Great job.

So in 2012 or 2013 because RAT COW is now old and washed up and has been around for a long time doing her titty bullshit, RAT COW reached out to a relevant photographer who was doing the instagram style of erotica LONG before instagram even existed. He was shooting all the girls naked and I guess RAT COW knew that was where she needed to be to get where she needed to go.

This shoot is actually how I found out about RAT COW because I have been a fan of his work for years, you know doing this site requires knowing the best nude photographers whether they consider themselves artists or pornographers I’m down…so long as the bitches in the pics are naked…and bitches they tend to be…because girls who crave being in front of the camera naked are usually the worst kind of girl at their core.

Anyway, long story short, bitch uses this shoot to get into another magazine doing something similar but more LA called TREATS, TREATS gets her into the BLURRED LINES VIDEO because Robin Thicke is one of the owners buddies and liked RAT COWS tits, and girl does her awkward titty dance at the right fucking time, goes viral and matters…and somewhere in between all this, she’s fucking Kanye, she’s fucking Ben Affleck and she’s fucking David Fincher…you know to get ahead…

SO now that Rat Cow is making her millions of dollars a year, more than any stripper or sex worker because the whole instagram thing is new and brands are throwing money at it….she decided to hire some high powered lawyer to stop this art exhibit of these pics, saying that the guy is milking her name for his success, while she MILKED him for her success…

She is a garbage person so when I saw that the good people at IMPERIAL PUBLISHING were putting out a book of the shoot, I fully dove in and supported everything about it, because I figure if a cunt is a cunt and tries to squash your work she at one time begged you to produce, because now she is too good for you, these deserve all the attention they can get knowing RAT COW hates every second of it…

The best thing about these pics is that the current RAT COW face is totally different than her original face, it is like the old version of her went to space with her dad and gave birth to the new version of RAT COW…all inbred and damaged by the radiation….but it’s probably just the face fillers.

Fuck Rat Cow and Support Art….

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