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2020

30

Oct

Rat Cow’s Pregnant Nipples are Out of the Day

Rat Cow has been able to use her tits to get instagram famous, which is like real fame but involves more desperation and self promotion, it’s the LOOK AT ME OVER HERE – I AM THE ONE WITH MY TITS OUT – kind of fame…rather than doing actual good things that catch people’s attention….not that having tits out isn’t a good thing…I guess by good thing I mean meaningful or substantial…it’s like a selfie of your tits is pretty low hanging fruit..even if the tits are substantial and amazing…as Rat Cow’s are…

So…thanks to becoming instagram famous in an era where instagram is the most important thing in the world…the world starts to listen, they start to pay you, they start to partner up with you, they start to buy and endorse your own brand of merchandise…you get cast in movies…whether you fuck the David Finger or Affleck or not….because you matter….

In mattering, she doesn’t forget the importance of her tits….even in her pregnancy that she’s tried to make a big deal about….these self promoters are into that…where she used famous fat friends to make her videos for famous fashion magazines that have really been dragged through the mud thanks to social media and partnering with all the shit in social media…I mean a Jenner is a Top Model as is a Hadid…and it’s not because they are worthy…it is because they have followers who pull out credit cards….it’s like when Playboy was taken over by Pornhub and they slaughtered the brand using every trashy prostitute with a playboy tattoo instead of actual babes…you know what I mean….

So the famous tits are still using her tits to keep the momentum now that she’s got a talking point like pregnancy….which confuses me, like aren’t women supposed to go into a bunker the 9 months of pregnancy so that we don’t have to be traumatized by a HUMAN BEING GROWING UP INSIDE THEM LIKE SOME KIND OF FREAK?….but instead its selfie, selfie, selfie, photoshoot, photoshoot, video, video, IG story like we’re supposed to be excited to be going on this VILE journey cuz you GOT cummed inside when not on the pill or IUD by your HUSBAND…that’s kind of what married people do…it’s a nothing special you know…

But at least she’s got her tits out, nipples for pregnancy empowerment, cuz those tits are fucking great.

Here’s a flashback of I guess a Halloween costume pre pregnancy:

Here’s her fat pregnant ass for good times:

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