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2025

03

Dec

Broken Home Single Mother Em Rata Simulates Sex for Money of the Day

I am the first person to support whoredom. I was supporting whoredom as a viable revenue stream since as long as I can remember. I would have been giving seminars at local colleges in the 90s about how girls don’t need to worry about grades, marks, degrees or careers, because they have the power of the pussy in their pants….a real fucking power…

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with being a whore and there was a time when it wasn’t mainstream or generally accepted to be a whore, but we’re in our end times now, and everyone is a whore, so that oppressed whore hating era is behind us..

So we have traditional gender role Em Rata, living up to her cunt with her pussy….that is giving her a living.

She’s not so much a traditional family value role model, because she did have the kid, she did do the breeding, she is a mom, but she couldn’t maintain her home, making it a broken home, which we all know is an extreme failure…

But at least she’s got the pussy to keep on earning…

So Em Rata may have a dopey muppet face, but people see to be really into it…I mean that or her tits, because she’s managed to make a very successful career with a set of rocking tits and a dopey muppet face….and brands throw 6-7 figure contracts her way, even though she really isn’t that impressive, but she was a viral success.

So we can see her simulating single mom sex in her underwear, tits and ass out for the creepers of the internet allowing her to perpetuate her whoredom, not necessarily leveling it up, she’s pretty much achieved top whore status and is currently in a maintenance stage of dragging it out as long as she can as she slowly loses any level of relevance she thinks she has.

We were here for the rise and we’ll be here for the fall…but they are saying she has signed onto an Apple TV show that is female driven and that Lena Dunham is behind, so you know….more dog shit coming out of retarded Hollywood to damage the minds of unsuspecting retard women….

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2025

31

Oct

Em Rata’s Halloween Tits of the Day

Em Rata is one of the lucky ones.

Not because she’s got tits that have brainwashed the world through her witchcraft and manifesting into thinking she’s hot or that she matters…although that did make her a lot of money.

She is one of the lucky ones because she’s got a permanent clown face, which makes Halloween so much easier to deal with.

It’s like she gets to be clown faced 365 days a year….and when Halloween roles around she can just pull her tits out and be a silly clown with tits in some revealing outfit….

She’s always ready with that clown face and that’s more than you can say for most….actually, most have clown faces as well, they just love the fillers and love the botox and can’t get enough of trying to perfect the clown face.

Some call it a muppet face…..which I guess also works….throw these bitches on a kids show, singing in rhyme….but instead they do the titty thing.

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2025

07

Aug

Rat Cow is a DJ Whore Doing Fuck Fuck in the Ocean of the Day

Here’s some Em Rata paparazzi style, either she staged this with a local photographer to make her feel less shameless and like more of a celebrity, or it was a slow day wherever she happens to be, where the guy was hoping to capture an actual celebrity, but settled with Rat Cow.

Rat Cow is a lot of hype for what is most likely a set of fake tits, that have that natural look for her small frame, that she was keen to show off and leverage like a stripper or barmaid trying to get tips, investing into her future.

It’s worked out great for her, even though she’s not compelling, her tits are.

Her real skill has been being able to make fashion and mainstream brands think she’s more than just a shameless titty whore…

Well, the good news is that she is more than just a shameless titty whore, she’s also a DJ WHORE.

You may not remember the earlier DJ culture and I’m sure things haven’t changed all that much, but at the time it was more obvious because the DJs weren’t actual celebs, maybe local celebs, but hardly that important in the grand scheme of anything.

They weren’t rich, they were just the center of the party at the shitty bar and there was always at least one to ten girls waiting around ready to carry their records home for the chance to fuck fuck….

Em Rata’s new boyfriend is a DJ cool guy, not a famous one, but one important enough to be fucking a RAT COW…getting that PETE DAVIDSON AIDS all up on his dick when sucking her great tits…that are now old tits…as they drink in the sea like a couple of rich degenerates…..

The good news, she’s far from good, but good from far…so the pixelated zoom lens face makes her better.

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2025

16

Apr

Em Rata Nipple on Instagram of the DAy

Em Rata is trying to go viral for being some politically charged whiner who feels the world is not fair, despite having made millions of dollars for solely having big tits that she was willing to show off.

Big tits that are only really viral because people can’t figure out if they are fake or not, because they are of the tear drop variety and totally out of proportion to her skinny frame.

I’m sure they are fake, but then I think they may not be fake and it’s all so confusing just not as confusing as her broken down rate face.

She has had opinions on creepy photographers who have basically helped create her when she was a mooch low level instagram THOT before that was a thing. There was a time they relied on these creeper photogs to get noticed or followed, which is how she ended up in the Blurred Lines video that really took her viral.

She is not even a good dancer, which may be part of the appeal, but her ONLY contribution to the world has been her tits, that’s it…TITS…so her opinion on anything is automatically discounted and should be ignored.

After her opinions on creepy photographers to distance herself from being a whore who got naked for money and attention, now that the scheme worked and she was mainstream, she had other opinions of Feminism, MeToo, she even wrote a book on the subject from the perspective of a High School educated clown with tits. I am sure fascinating piece of literature.

Now she has an opinion on Katy Perry and the other whores they sent to space, but didn’t leave in space, because space is fake and gay….in what was a retarded publicity stunt, but who fucking cares…it’s easy to ignore and be thankful Katy Perry didn’t die, even though she’s the worst, because we’d be stuck listening to her tribute music for years to come. Let her FADE OUT BRO….

She said something like “We’re in a place in the world where we need to be able to discern (big word for a retard) what real progress looks like, and what happened was nothing like that”…..

She went onto whine about Amazon destroying the earth, which makes me think she wasn’t invited to the Italian wedding this summer, or that they didn’t allow her to sell her shitty products that may be made in a polluting factory on the platform, even though she is posturing her hate for the fake space flight as some environmental issue.

Sounds like someone is mad that she wasn’t invited to the Satanic Space Penis flight, because we all know she’d be there….

Not to mention, real progress to Em Rata must be showing off her tits on INSTAGRAM since 5 days ago, visible nipple was on her instagram.

I don’t expect these whores to be self aware, but we all know she knows she’s tits that went viral, that spun into being mainstream, fashion and all that other shit.

I doubt anyone buys anything she sells, if they do it’s just a fluke or we’re as retarded a society as I expect we are.

Her opinion matters zero, but with the tits, we let them run their mouth waiting for them to show us the tits again.

Many dates or conversations with women have been “that’s an interesting perspective, tell me more” as they keep on talking….hoping they’ll eventually wear themselves or their throats out, requiring semen lubrication to get them back on track…

Progress is posting your visible nipple on the interent….

Here’s to progress

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2025

31

Mar

Em Rata’s Clown Face and Tits Get Paid to Pretend to be an Influencer of the Day

There is a reason why Em Rata has never spoke before….

She was the dancing tits with the serious seriously weird face who went viral.

I have NEVER heard her speak because she has been respectful of her position in the world, even when she pretends it’s more than being dancing tits.

I guess there was her unmemorable podcast that she ran for a while because some idiots at Sony decided that dancing tits should have a voice, but that was long forgotten and not memorable.

Today, Em Rata who shouldn’t speak….and who has been advised by all the stats she’s ever seen to no speak…has ATTEMPTED to switch things up.

She has probably been watching legitimate influencers who talk to the camera and due to delusions and narcissism feels she is capable of the same relatable internet best friend tactic.

She probably wants to reach more women, since money is made by the female audience who turn to an influencer and make them the group leader of the harem or pod or coven as they like to be called…

Em Rata should NOT speak….even with the tits, because it’s the painful kind of speak that gives me that CRINGE feeling in my loins.

Like I can’t handle hearing that kind of speak, it’s so contrived, fake and forced….even with the tits out.

This is her doing an ad for a hair company…getting paid…with a failed creative that will make you sick and THIS time it’s not because of the clown face, but because of the SPEAKING….

Makes me sick…but we support tits that have navigated the scary world and make stupid levels of money because Em Rata being the worst doesn’t take away from a rockin’ set of tits which is what we’re here for.

I forgot to upload the video – like a retard….

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2025

28

Jan

Em Rata Took Her Asshole Out in Brazil of the Day

I’ll assume that Em Rata produces her bikini collection in Brazil, because when I was a budding pervert in the 90s, I wanted to launch a bikini line so that I could get whores to model my bikini line while I jerked off, either at the shoot or to the pictures from the shoot….assuming I would go viral with my bikini collection before the internet was really a thing….and expecting hoards of whores to try to get recruited by me to be a bikini model for my brand.

After doing my research, the Brazilian bikini was by far the cheapest and I even found the old price list a few years ago, where each bikini would have cost me about a dollar…and they were hot bikinis….you know real skimpy in a time when girls wore one-pieces.

I could have been rich, but luckily for me, a whore like Em Rata with the big viral tits is living that dream for me….she has her own bikini line as an excuse to produce her own whore content while pretending to be an actual fashion designer with a brand…that way she seems like an Entrepreneur and not a straight up whore and that’s a smart place to be when you’re a whore.

So she’s in Brazil doing her business, big viral tits out, big mom vagina which is also viral, just a different kind of viral contained, and she’s showing off a lot of ass she’s been working on growing out as she nears middle age….

As much as she’s got that broken down face, her scam is a masterful troll and her body’s pretty alright to look at.

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2025

21

Jan

Em Rata Proves Intimissimi is not Very Creative of the Day

After the Leni Klum and her mom titty campaign, I had hope for this brand, but their follow-up Valentine’s campaign is pretty tragic and depressing, which may be the strategy since Valentines for all you lonely people out there, who would be excited by this is a pretty depressing day.

Yes, this brand called Intimissimi that you’d want to think is totally out of touch because they are using dinosaur monster Em Rata in their Valentine’s campaign.

Maybe it’s because they are trying to target single mothers who don’t need no man unless it’s to get views on their content that they turn around and sell to lingerie brands.

Maybe it’s because they are just into overpaying, because Em Rata’s very fucking expensive from a per-post perspective on the social media machine.

Whatever their logic, which is clearly no logic and just in need of a marketing expense they can write off….they’ve decided the tits and body they want pushing their product needs to be Em Rata….

They clearly don’t believe she’s aged out, even though she has, because she’s maintained her tits and low body fat and perverted followers.

Maybe I’ve got Em Rata all wrong and maybe she’s not a mutant faced freak with all the muppet injections to the average man, but instead the object of perfection with a set of rocking tits on a fit frame that doesn’t age out.

Maybe she’s more than someone you’d expect to be selling her panties to pervs in her DMs, but instead someone who sells panties as part of a paid marketing campaign.

Maybe all brands should pay her 6 figures to 7 figures to strip down for them like a common whore who is not common at all because she’s mainstream, fashion and luxury. Famous for nothing, not very interesting in a world where you don’t need to be interesting, just perfect to sell products to Indian men with credit cards.

I don’t have the answers but Intimissimi did do the incest campaign with Heidi Klum and Leni Klum so clearly they’re into weird fetish content.

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2025

20

Jan

America Enters Into the Golden Age of the Day

Trump’s already delivered on one of his promised of America Entering the Golden Age because Em Rata has fled the country with what I assume are a set of fake tits, where she’s decided to produce her whore TikTok content that she assumed was going to be banned even though it ended up being saved by Trump.

I’m a big Trump fan and I have been since the 80s, he’s hilarious and a master troll….so I like to believe America is entering into the Golden Age because of that too…but that could be the racist far right extremist algorithm I’ve been fed on the bro-sphere…brainwashing me into having balls after COVID destroyed our freedom and exposed the evil underlords running this shit who hate you…and it all could be propaganda using his charm to trick us into trusting him before the totalitarian regime comes in….

So along with ridding the country of the concept of tranny being a gender…he’s also got rid of libtard Em Ratas who fear the future of American and that is pretty amazing…even though Trump Saved TikTok….it still tricked them into leaving and we’ll hope ICE doesn’t let her back in.

So here’s some Em Rate whore content been able to spin and confuse marketing people into thinking it’s top tier, because America has been soulless, lost and confused and people have cashed in on it….

She thinks she’s high quality and fashionable content but shit’s being gutter shameless, whore smut….

It’s MAGA Monday motherfuckers..

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2024

02

Dec

Em Rata Still a Titty Whore of the DAy

IN the event you were wondering, Em Rat Cow may be 45 years old, but she’s figured out her titty niche early on.

She has made millions off her niche without having to sell her nudes or sext losers on OF….which makes her a higher profile whore, since big luxury brands use her as a marketing vessel…despite having really just been titty click bait….

She may be a TWO TITTY ONE TRICK pony, who has been strategically placed and dominated in that space….which means she’s still doing that TWO TITTY ONE TRICK hustle…and it may not be that hot since she’s old, boring, annoying, obnoxious, egotistical because she loves herself, looking at herself, THAT SELFIE CAM SCREEN more than any man will every love her….even if she’s a little disgusting in the face….

BUT IT IS FAMILIAR and in the holiday season all we need is a little NOSTALGIA..

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2024

22

Nov

Em Rata’s Tits are on Amazon of the Day

This is going to be a whining post about how slighted I am, set to a set of tits that made Em Rata billions of dollars, but it’s a lesson in INTERNET INJUSTICE!

So a few Christmas’ ago, I was accepted into an Amazon Affiliate…

About 20 years ago, I had an Amazon affiliate where I would push books on you poor illiterate reader…..but they took that away from me…

So I was excited to be let back in the club, it’s almost like if Google decided to stop blacklisting me and were like “you missed on about 20 million dollars in ad revenue with us based on your super great traffic, so here you go friend”….

I guess I am just looking for acceptance from BIG TECH…because I want a comfortable retirement.

ANYWAY….I get the Amazon Affiliate account set up based on being an “influencer”….it was the loophole I guess.

I put some articles up here, promote some products, push that shit not even that hard and make $1000 over the weekend…

$1000 may not be much to you, but that’s about 10 times more than this site makes in a month and I was only a few days in…

Anyway, these pricks end up canceling the Affiliate program, they blacklist me and they KEEP the $1000.

AMAZON STOLE $1000 from me…and there was nothing to do about it.

They though this site was a porn site and they don’t work with porn sites, but if you’re a pornstar and you want an AMAZON store to get your creepy fans to buy you shit…THAT IS FINE….just not if it’s a website called DRUNKENSTEPFATHER…

SIGN UP TO MY ONLINE COURSE IN HOW TO MAKE MILLIONS IN AFFILIATE MARKETING…..

Spoiler alert…don’t be a “porn site”…

Now, I have been seeing old pics of EmRata’s tits from when she first started to get famous after being a NICKELODEON child actor in CALENDAR form.

I was like “is this feminist bitch with all her money behind old nudes in 2025 Calendar form, that doesn’t add up” because she sued the photographers and wrote creepy stories defaming them in her NYT bestseller…so she would definitely not be into this…

But then again, she’s a thirsty for attention rat-faced whore, so anything for attention….

And the real story here is that the NUDES are on FUCKING Amazon, the SAME Amazon that flagged me as a porn site, that stole my money, that allows Jeff Bezos to fuck trannies in his spare time and that releases weirdo fetish erotica….

I AM A VICTIM – FEEL SORRY FOR ME – WHILE LOOKING AT EM RATA TIT….

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