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2018

20

Dec

Em Rata Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Slutty

Em Rata is fucking garbage. She’s not even hot or cute, she’s got some fat tits on a skinny frame that distract from her mangled belly button, that are probably not even real tits, but that’s ok….she’s face injected, faking it on the instagram in a big way, all because she did a fucking nude music video and managed to leverage that into celebrity, timing man….it all happened at the right timing, like I guess anything does, where that she existed and will forever exist with all her pervert followers jerking off on the sidelines…..the one hit wonder that gets her shit played on repeat for at least 5-7 years….where brands stupidly throw money at her thinking she’s important…when really it’s just a “naw dawg, I’m just here for the tits”….

Pretty funny that she pulled this off and keeps pulling it off…and the real question is does she believe her own hustle and bullshit, does she think she’s a talent, or a babe, or a smart marketer and content producer or can she be self aware enough to admit that she was in the right place at the right time, fucking Kanye probably helped her get to the right place at the right time, but all the followers she has isn’t because she is interesting or good, she sort of was just that bitch to follow…not that I can follow her, I’ve been blocked…how fucking rude…right..no respect even though I was posting her tit pics before she was famous on the instagram for the tits….

Anyway, with some of the money she made, and her rich husband, she’s pushing some bikini line that she owns…you know be in charge of your own shit, be smart enough to start a brand before the ad money tries up when they realize your audience is all pervert dudes from Pakistan.


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Here she is looking like a pelican ..

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2017

17

May

Em Rata Whores Up Cannes Topless Like a Whore of the Day

Em Rata is a hooker….maybe not an official hooker, she has a boyfriend, but she’s a hooker to me…and that’s what matters…

She’s taking on Cannes today, because she’s classy, and goes to all the fancy fucking places in her attempt to polarize her titty whoring into being something fashionable….and luxurious…because in her mind she’s not a trollin’ but instead she’s a famous bitch…unless I am wrong about her and she knows it’s all one big joke…in which case…I appreciate her…because I have committed my life to trolling and meeting a troll when being a troll may mean we are soul mates…celebrated our love…through the internet…instead of enemies….you know it’s all a matter of perception…

That said, I like to think of her as a hooker, who is polarizing the big tits, while showing her tits, at an exclusive event like Victoria Silvestedt

Cannes…so exclusive….magical…she’s made it.

Here she is with some dude…

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