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2024

11

Sep

Em Rata’s Got an Ass Apparently of the Day

I’m SURE it is REAL!

Em Rata, known for the tits that distract you from the dog face has pulled off some sort of high profile scam that has allowed her to be a high paid super star influencer all thanks to her willingness to show tits.

All these years after she went viral, the rat face is still getting jobs, now probably higher paid and in high fashion, despite being a set of jerk off titty fodder.

It makes no sense, but the system is rigged and some people are on the right side of the fucking equation…

We are not so lucky….

However, Em Rata still brings the smut, now in the form of “I HAVE AN ASS TOO”…one she probably did a lot of squats for, if squats means paying some plastic surgeon to suck fat out of her gunt and pump it back into her ass….you can tell by the rat face that she’s got one of those technicians on call to help maintain her boring, tired, lame career as an “important” public figure who pulls her tits out…

BUT SHE IS MORE THAN JUST TITS…

She wants you to know she has an ASS that helps her make all that FASHION money she’s been making…

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2024

29

Aug

A Day is Not a Day Without Some Em Rat Cow Smut of the Day

Em Rata may be a shameless pig bitch who is much older than she was when her tits first hit, but that doesn’t mean she’s matured in her tactics and doesn’t do the same old tried tested and true shameless posing of her tits….

I don’t check in on Em Rat Cow ever, but when her content comes my way thanks to the forces of the universe telling me that Em Rat Cow needs attention, I don’t waste that gift by not reposting it here.

Today, Rat Cow is not topless, but she is showing cleavage and that’s exciting or by design so taht you don’t notice the weird old lady face with the retarded looking tits….

It’s one of those “IS SHE SENDING THIS TO HER PLASTIC SURGEON TO DECIDE ON FUTURE PROCEDURES”….or “IS SHE SENDING THIS TO HER PLASTIC SURGEON TO SHOW HIM WHERE HE WeNT WRONG”….or “IS SHE ACTUALLY HYPED ON HER FACE AND THINKS SHE LOOKS AMAZING”…because having an ego, lots of money and instagram followers, can easily make a bitch confused into thinking she’s a babe or that she matters, instead of realizing that people are just lazy and she’s properly positioned herself.

Shiny faced glazed in cum fetish TRIGGER WARNING…

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2024

20

Aug

Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day

Em Rata is trying to make a news story out of how abused she is, and not because her face is fucking mangled and looks like it’s been all swelled up after being in a boxing match with an angry husband when dinner wasn’t made on time…

BUT BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD HER TO PUT HER SHIRT ON….

As a libtard attention seeking man hater, she has to pretend this is the kind of misogynistic abuse she has to go through living in NYC…..the REVERSE CAT CALL.

What she’s not understanding is that the world isn’t an instagram feed trying to get as many likes and follows as it can get to monetize it appropriately….and despite having some rockin’ tits, maybe people don’t like the shamelessness of it all….maybe the titty lovers out there see her public walk of whoredom as vile, gross, attention seeking, negative, a bad influence on children, inappropriate…because it is.

I love tits as much as the next guy and I would tell a whore like her to “TAKE IT OFF”…but that’s just because my misogyny doesn’t seek decency, it seeks thick feeder nips…but I totally understand why someone would say “Have some self respect and some modesty you clown faced baboon”….and really why would someone want to go through life being confused for a gutter stripper or hooker, when they’ve got the money and resources to not be that….

The real question is what went wrong in DOG FACED PONY BOY’s life that has made her crave the MALE gaze so much, only to complain about it….

Was she not hot growing up, did she not get mail attention, is her dad an art fag or a diddler…I mean…why is Em Rata such a shameless whore even when middle aged…

I don’t like contributing this or helping it become a story, but seeing her told to put a shirt on cuz street walking with your tits out for attention is sad and MODEST IS THE HOTTEST…is pretty funny.

Funnier if she staged the whole incident for attention….which she would totally do considering the fact that she happened to be selfie-ing her made up face precisely when that happened.

Unless she’s always filming herself and that clown face….people just aren’t that LUCKY in their content capture…

SHOCKING…..EM RATA being a FRAUD…and committing to her bullshit…right.

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2024

02

Aug

Em Rata Slutty Selfies of the Day

Clown-Faced Em Rata who consistently gets creepier and creepier as she gets more and more cartoon-like, still has those tits.

There is no word as to whether she has learned how to juggle, or if she has other big titty clown faced friends to cram into a tiny car, but that may be her retirement tactics because in the meantime, she’s still gaming the system with the tits.

I don’t really hate Em Rata, she’s a fraud, but she’s got tits and that’s ok…

I don’t find her content compelling or inspiring, it always feel medicated and anti-depressant level with her seriousness.

It’s some try hard trying to be dramatic because showcasing her actual fun or smile makes her even more terrifying….like a creepy Mickey Mouse or some shit.

The only reason issue I have with her low hanging fruit titty smut peddling, is that she’s got a big enough following and actual impact on the lame-street media, and they package her as some kind of ambassador or hero in women’s rights or empowerment.

I just can’t buy into a girl using her tits for money, making that money, being relevant and famous strictly because of the tits, and STILL after all these years and opportunities, even in running her own brand that makes her money….SHE STILL uses the tits to exist…

Yet, she pretends she’s higher concept than other girls showing tits…

Show the fucking tits, celebrate the tits, be rewarded for the tits, but intellectualizing it and trying to play photographers who helped create her tits as s brand now that she’s made it…is just darkness, evil ugly and it takes all the fun out of tits getting hits..

So ultimately, Em Rata fucking sucks as a concept….no matter who clout chases her, or who allows her to clout-chase them….or how cool or awesome or fun she may be in human form…we live on internet behind the screen and that side of her is trash…

Hot tits though…and in one video Em Rat Cow plays a Bille Eilish Charli XCX remix and makes a face about a lesbian reference, despite being a woke libtard where everyone is a lesbian, fag, or genderless tranny for women’s empowerment, which to me, means that she probably fucks Charli XCX at the satanic parties where they both had their rat faces immortalized in pop culture….because they are so liberal…

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2024

11

Jun

Em Rata’s Titty Show Continues of the Day

How long will the titty show go on…

I guess she’s not there yet, but there will be a time when then whole thing starts to feel sad.

I get the milking the tits and feeding her future as hard as she can because why give up on a good thing…

SHE WILL SHOW TITS FOR DOLLARS….it’s a business you perverts, not something to jerk off to you perverts, she’s empowered you perverts, don’t sexualize her you perverts.

It’s just unfortunate she’s not that hot, but she tries really hard to be hot and the tits look good and she’s not fat so there’s something to her being that pig that she is…TITS…is that something…

Here’s some of her content she wants you to jerk off to but will say that she doesn’t because you shouldn’t objectify women, this if the feminist anthem or something…produce jerk off material and demand it is not jerked off to for women’s rights….

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2024

08

May

Em Rata Brings the Luxury and Class of the Day

I don’t know if Em Rata watches all the whores of the internet who are legitimate whores and tries to channel their content, their poses, their outfits and put a luxurious, high end spin on it, because she’s excited by the clickbait views they get or if she has managed to be the biggest trashcan whore who gets positioned as class, but I assume she does…

Because not only is she walking around in a thong, she’s also spreading her legs in panties, for her social media feed, and that would typically be seen as pretty low level behavior but I guess we can’t be mad that it happened because we love sluts.

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2024

01

May

Em Rata May Have Just Took a Shit of the Day

Here’s some Em Rata being really modest and subtle in her whole self promotion that screams class, elegance, sophistication, intelligence, empowerment….

It’s not clickbait for bottom feeding low hanging fruit at all.

It’s feminism and etiquette…EMILY POST spushing traditional values….or some shit..

She looks good like this, so at least she’s found her place….we appreciate it.

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2024

29

Apr

Em Rata in Her Bra of the Day

In shocking news, Em Rata is in her Bra.

In another era, she’d be ousted from the elite society for being a shameless concubine or courtesan or whatever they used to call whores who fucked rich dudes for access to their elite lifestyle.

In this era, they allow the harlot to be seen as elite society despite using tactics of lower level opportunistic people.

It’s pretty brilliant that Em Rata was able to game the system so hard and even in her old age, she’s still out here in her bra rocking the tits…

Incredible.

Oh right…feminist, you toxic masculine titty obsessed caveman asshole misogynist.

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2024

17

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski For Victoria Secret of the Day

So I am doing. a secondary Em Rata post in what she’d probably like to think of as stalking, or obsession since I’ve been posting 90 percent of her titty content over the last decade of her providing titty content.

I’ve done it in a few different ways, the first was mean spirited as I always loved doing, because it was a time when internet trolls weren’t everywhere and all these people were just used to suck ups not haters but have since experienced the mass produced hate that comes in the social media comments that they ignore….

I’ve celebrated her, not because I thought she was hot, but because sometimes hating a on a girl who shows off her hot tits makes no sense, it’s like BRING MORE OF IT.

Then I’ve gone back to hating on her because she didn’t own being a titty model and instead hated on dudes who sexualized her to the top of the food chain and made her rich because she couldn’t stomach or admit to herself that she was a whore and had to put the blame on other things like toxic masculinity and I hate that shit.

Just have fun with the tit flashing and collect the money and call it a fucking day, there’s no need to be some victim feminist idiot because it helps a whore sleep at night.

Anyway, she’s apparently closed a deal with Victoria’s Secret who I guess are committed to using ugly models instead of sourcing the hotties that I thought they’d bring back.

A 30 something Em Rata is strictly a clickbait strategy for them to get some views, like how they dropped all their hot angels who are actual models to replace with fat bald pigs and Hailey Bieber.

I’m sure Em Rata got paid heavy and this is a huge stamp of approval in the whoredom of titty flashing to making it, but it seems a little too late for this.

The good news is that VS in their clickbait is bringing skinny chicks with tits rather than pigs, so that’s a good start, unless of course you think Em Rata is a pig…but the tits balance all that out.

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2024

17

Apr

Emrata’s Spooky Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Emrata who is also known as Em Rat Cow is the very important social media influencer who got famous for being topless and managed to leverage that into being taken seriously.

The idea of pulling out your tits is really the least strategic, intellectual, clever or even impressive way to get famous and respected. If anything, it’s something a half retard would do in the wild if they were in need of a bartering chip for food to survive. All drooling on their retard self going “I got tits”….

However, the brilliance in Em Rat Cow is that she’s managed to game marketing people and other decision makers into thinking she’s more than just a whore working her tits to get ahead.

She’s even written a book, ran a podcast she was paid to do, and other insane hustles you’d never expect a girl who is really just a titty flasher to get, but social media is fucking weird.

She’s defended her flashing of tits like a free the nipple activist, by shaming us for sexualizing her, trying to make the horny dudes who get horny to the tits she’s showing off to make us horny come across as perverts, who happen to be a huge percentage of her views, and even the reason OTHER chicks follow her.

It’s entertaining that at her age, her hustle still involves “intimate shoots” with her tits out, whether in her hand bra or an actual bra, on some exhibitionism because modesty is oppressive or patriarchal or some shit in her twisted mind…..

In reality, she’s probably just trying to keep her views up and it’s the only way how.

Feeling the need to produce titty content when you’re already rich and famous and still getting paid is just bottom feeding tactics and ultimately, it’s just being a trashy whore…but they’ll get mad at you for treating them as such, even though that’s what they are putting out.

I like tits, but they are more exciting when girls put a damn t-shirt on once in a while….

Shameless….yet nutritious…

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