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2024

17

Apr

Emrata’s Spooky Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Emrata who is also known as Em Rat Cow is the very important social media influencer who got famous for being topless and managed to leverage that into being taken seriously.

The idea of pulling out your tits is really the least strategic, intellectual, clever or even impressive way to get famous and respected. If anything, it’s something a half retard would do in the wild if they were in need of a bartering chip for food to survive. All drooling on their retard self going “I got tits”….

However, the brilliance in Em Rat Cow is that she’s managed to game marketing people and other decision makers into thinking she’s more than just a whore working her tits to get ahead.

She’s even written a book, ran a podcast she was paid to do, and other insane hustles you’d never expect a girl who is really just a titty flasher to get, but social media is fucking weird.

She’s defended her flashing of tits like a free the nipple activist, by shaming us for sexualizing her, trying to make the horny dudes who get horny to the tits she’s showing off to make us horny come across as perverts, who happen to be a huge percentage of her views, and even the reason OTHER chicks follow her.

It’s entertaining that at her age, her hustle still involves “intimate shoots” with her tits out, whether in her hand bra or an actual bra, on some exhibitionism because modesty is oppressive or patriarchal or some shit in her twisted mind…..

In reality, she’s probably just trying to keep her views up and it’s the only way how.

Feeling the need to produce titty content when you’re already rich and famous and still getting paid is just bottom feeding tactics and ultimately, it’s just being a trashy whore…but they’ll get mad at you for treating them as such, even though that’s what they are putting out.

I like tits, but they are more exciting when girls put a damn t-shirt on once in a while….

Shameless….yet nutritious…

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2024

09

Apr

Em Rata’s in a Thong of the Day

Em Rata is more than just tits, at least that’s what she’s trying to tell us in this thong exposed in her dress content….

Like so many big tits before her, she wants you to know she’s not just a set of tits, so stop objectifying her PATRIARCHY.

Clearly, this is part of her feminist agenda to PROVE to you that instagram rewards people for being exhibitionists, and that should be addressed because it’s not inclusive and it perpetuates the patriarchy she hates so much.

She’s putting her ASS on the line to show you just how many more views she gets when her body parts are prime real estate in the frame of her images, rather than a close up of her face.

Sure, she reaps the reweards of posting that sensational, objectifying content with views and engagement she can re-sell to advertisers or products from her own multi-million dollar earning brand…but that’s just a side effect of her proving a point that she’s more than just tits, but also ass.

Em Rata, the social justice hero we need.

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2024

22

Mar

Em Rata’s Brand Supported ASMR Fetish Content of the Day

I am not promoting this Em Rata ASMR campaign, because it deeply painful for me to even look at it…because I find ASMR disgusting, offensive, painful, cringeworthy…it just gets into my ear and down my neck and into the pit of my stomach like some kind of CIA derived torture device that triggers my killer instinct and makes me want to murder either the person or thing close to me, or myself….which is probably the fucking point of it.

I know that there are freaks out there, A LOT of freaks out there who love that ASMR sensation, that it tickles their fucking balls, soothes them and makes them cum all over themselves, so the fetish is fucking real and lucrative for some of the creepiest people out there.

Obviously a mooch fuck like EM Rata and a BRAND that she works with are going to tap into some weird fetishes to amplify and go viral and to pat themselves on the back of a marketing job well done by doing something so basic and retarded.

Unfortunately Em Rata’s voice is fucking terrible, her ASMR sucks harder than most ASMR, but not as hard as she normally sucks, which is her traditional version of ASMR, you know the gurgling fo cum in her mouth.

I am a firm believer, Em Rata is one of the biggest breasted scams out there….and that is being reaffirmed with this shit…

You may realize that they aren’t utilizing her tits, I guess she can only focus on two fetishes at a time….this one is ASMR and BIRD FACES….instead of her standard BIG TITS and BIRD FACES…because clearly there’s a fetish out there for BIRD FACES, otherwise BIRD WATCHING wouldn’t be as popular as it is…

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2024

19

Mar

Em Rata’s Hairy Hands Promote Jewelry Topless of the Day

Haters will say that Em Rata is a shameless hairy whore with tits that she likes to use as her only real talent or marketing strategy because she’s got nothing else going on for her…

Haters will say that she’s old and muppet looking and that her hands look hairy…..

They’s say that using the tits at her age shamelessly to promote bullshit she surprisingly still gets paid to promote is desperate, lazy and even offensive to her fans who are wanting to see her spread asshole for once.

Haters will say the tits are looking far sadder than they once did and are like “Mom can we go home now, enough of this exploitative shit” as the milk sours by the lazy content creator lazily continues to produce her smut she markets as high brow and intellectual…

Haters will wonder why her shameless nudity isn’t seen as shameless nudity by the brands, like her toplessness is fine and worth big money while some other whore topless gets her IG deleted…..

Haters will say Em Rata is ugly and disgusting product of this influencer world….but at least she’s got tits.

I may be a hater.

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2024

19

Feb

Em Rata’s Titties Getting Paid on a Boat of the Day

This is Em Rata potentially on a boat with her tits out doing some sort of brand campaign content for what we will assume is a high paid influencer campaign thanks to being the top tier influencer she is….reminding us that these girls are whores for the brand deals…

I mean I assume they are whores for more than brand deals, I’m talking just whores in general….whores for nothing…the charitable organization I want to start….but they are whores for likes, or followers, or attention…for brands, for access, for the lifestyle….

But in Em Rata’s case she doesn’t have to be as low level as the typical influencer whoring on a boat with her throat, because they are actually whoring, where she’s just taking pics with her tits out…because she’s made it.

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2024

16

Feb

Botched Em Rata’s Got Her Tits in a Small Bikini of the Day

Em Rata will say that she’s got no work done, that her pics aren’t photoshopped, because these people who do the influencer shit are so fucking delusional, they think their fake followers that they buy are legitimate people….and they stand by their fake shit as hard as they can because it feeds into their egos, their relevance and their money making abilities….

They are all fucking mental….

I had random dude tell me I should launch an OnlyFans earlier today, I said that I don’t do in-front of Camera shit, and he said that if Em Rata wanted me in her OnlyFans, I’d jump at the opportunity to play with her tits on camera….a ridiculous concept because she doesn’t have OnlyFans, that scenario will never happen, maybe we should talk about the things he’ll buy when he wins the lottery, you know to really waste my fucking energy with retarded nonsense….

But I got to thinking, if Em Rata did want me in her content, despite being firmly against being on camera, I would debate being the guy who shits on her chest, not cuz I am into SCAT, not because my toxic bloody cancerous feces is camera worthy…if anything it may get the nurses out there spotting my issues and demanding I go to the hospital immediately in the contents….but because I think influencers, ALL influencers need to be shit on more in video, not just at their HUMMUS PARTIES in Dubai with billionaires…

They overshare everything, BUT that, and that should change….

Here’s Em Rata and her weird fact with her big titties wanting you to save the trees…

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2024

06

Feb

Em Rata Does Bikini Shit of the Day

Em Rata is in her bikini which is totally fucking shocking since her life has been about being half naked on the internet and marketing that as being a fashion icon, when really we all know she’s a scam fraud who pulled it off thanks to the half nakedness.

I mean maybe the young, dumb, retarded media buyers or social media influencer teams at brands don’t really know she’s a fraud, since their IQs are low, they just see likes and follows and recognizable names they can attach to their programs in efforts of getting a raise.

Clearly there’s no Em Rata groupies out there who aren’t just perverted basement dwellers like you that love the tits…and haven’t moved on to new tits, even though the internet is all tits.

I don’t believe that anyone who has met Em Rata actually thinks she’s a compelling figure, or cool, or offers anything to the world outside of the tits, but you know she did write a book about feminist all to defend and intellectualize her brand of whoring….so someone’s eating her feces and not in a porn video she sells on OnlyFans, since she’s super rich and doesn’t NEED an Onlyfans.

What I am getting at is that Em Rata, the Bikini vendor and half naked character on the internet, is in a bikini…not in the most flattering of shots, but it’s a bikini MAN and that shit is what made her….so show some fucking respect, you fucking perverts..

Oh right, her tits pic is what made her, not the bikini, remove the bikini, and luckily she did on her IG story, because obviously…..it’s postured as a “I cut my hair, OOPS, look at my HAIRY tit” thirst trap….so obvious, so boring view chasing…

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2024

22

Jan

Em Rata is On Vacation of the Day

Em Rata is the best selling author of some shit called “My Body”….and she was recently on the cover of some magazine with the quote “Em Rat Cow Doesn’t Give a Fuck About What You Think of Her”….meanwhile everything about her seems like she really fucking cares about what people think about her….each content piece is designed to get as many views as possible in the most shameless way…such a shameless way that she even wrote a best selling book trying to intellectualize her shamelessness by positioning it as empowering…

She’s also pushing product on her online store, which means that she wants people to buy the products from her online store, which is the opposite of not giving a fuck about what people think, she really gives a fuck about what they think and she is trying to game them into thinking they want to buy her bullshit…

So shockingly, a set of big influencer tits who got famous for the ways she used her influencer tits, is a fucking lie, a fraud, a pile of bullshit to re-write her narrative because she’s won at life and no one really cares enough to actually bother thinking of her as a shameless whore, but rather as some cultural empowering icon who is paving the way for shameless whores to not give a fuck, while giving a fuck, making money off idiots they don’t give a fuck, but give a fuck about…it’s all so confusing…

In this series from her vacation, you’ll see Em Rata’s artistry use a flower as a representation of her ANUS….deep.

I don’t know if these are Em Rata staff or Em Rata friends, but I’m going with Staff who pretend to be her friends cuz she pays them….I don’t believe Em Rata has any friends!

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2024

19

Jan

Em Rata’s Shameless Sloppy Tit Pic of the Day

You gotta wonder about the shamelessness of this girl and her tits…I mean, you don’t have to wonder too much, it’s pretty clear cut as to why she has shamelessness with her tits, the tits were some of the most hyped instagram tits ever, whether they deserved to be or not, and the tits are what made her matter, or exist on the internet, which is basically life…..so with these tits, she the wed the high life, the money, the access…she fucked BEN AFFLECK cuz of these tits…she fucked KANYE WEST because of the TITS…I mean…she’s fucked so many dudes she wanted to fuck to validate her because of the tits…

Sure, she cries feminist, defends the whole empowering women who show off their tits for personal gain while shaming the men who objectify them, despite the whole catering to the men who objectify them…

But we all know that’s laughable bullshit, we all know she knows she’s just tits, and anything her little feminist retard liberal brain tries to muster up to intellectualize it, so that she can feel less of a whore….she’ll drop on us…

Unfortunately for her, and her child, she didn’t say “I’m rich enough, I’ve done enough, I can hang my whore pants to dry”….choosing to be a wholesome wife…a TRAD WIFE…a Happy life with pure focus on her family and not on her next INSTAGRAM PICS of her TITS like some low level trash she clearly identifies as, despite being expensive and rich…

WE SEE YOU FRAUD….and we see the sloppy tit, so fun, so innovative, so classy, so artistic, so empowering…..so inspiring to young girls out there trying to breakdown and evolve the female species to be more than just tits….by being just tits….vile human.

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2024

18

Jan

Em Rata Still Has her Tits of the Day

I’m an original internet troll, I don’t really troll anymore because it’s not worth the effort, but the truth is, I was a troll before the internet. I just like fucking with people, but I typically find it harmless, even if it’s mean spirited….it’s the fucking internet, or a joke, get over yourself…if we can laugh at ourselves what can we laugh at….you serious fucks…

When Em Rata first hit the scene, I was one of the first sites to post her. I am definitely not taking credit for her success, this site has zero impact on anyone’s success. I am an anti-influencer, or have negative influence. I just knew what tits were about to hit before they hit and her tits were big enough to hit.

At the time, Em Rata was likely googling herself to see if her exposing herself was the right strategy and she went out of her way to tell me that she didn’t have great fake tits and that her lips were all natural…you know because someone who is about to go mainstream needs to waste their time on a waste of time site saying her tits are fake to clear things up…..which made me think “She’s for sure got fake tits”….

Anyway, all these years later, she’s still got that JOKER FACE, she’s basically a billionaire, I’m basically worse off than I was back then, because MEAN GUYS finish last, even though I’m not mean, it’s just jokes…but jokes no one wants to take to the top of the food chain with them…..she’s still got her tits..and she’s still using them the same way she’s always used them…

Which makes me wonder what would happen if she ever lost her tits in a horrible accident, or to cancer, or to an obsessed fan who is dark and wants to save them in his freezer not realizing he’ll end up in jail before he gets to use the chopped off tits for his weird titty fetish….

Would Em Rata Still Matter if she No Longer Had her Tits….because she seems to behave like she’s all tit and nothing else…even into her 30s and no matter how old you may be, that’s probably a pretty sad place to be….you know like a dude with a big dick that only gets all the pussy cuz of his dick, realizing how he’s been nothing but an object while getting all that pussy….I mean, maybe it’s not so bad being objectified by your objects you objectify….maybe the bullshit misogyny they are mad about is what makes them matter….Em Rata seems to play into it…TITS…

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