Em Rata is the best selling author of some shit called “My Body”….and she was recently on the cover of some magazine with the quote “Em Rat Cow Doesn’t Give a Fuck About What You Think of Her”….meanwhile everything about her seems like she really fucking cares about what people think about her….each content piece is designed to get as many views as possible in the most shameless way…such a shameless way that she even wrote a best selling book trying to intellectualize her shamelessness by positioning it as empowering…

She’s also pushing product on her online store, which means that she wants people to buy the products from her online store, which is the opposite of not giving a fuck about what people think, she really gives a fuck about what they think and she is trying to game them into thinking they want to buy her bullshit…

So shockingly, a set of big influencer tits who got famous for the ways she used her influencer tits, is a fucking lie, a fraud, a pile of bullshit to re-write her narrative because she’s won at life and no one really cares enough to actually bother thinking of her as a shameless whore, but rather as some cultural empowering icon who is paving the way for shameless whores to not give a fuck, while giving a fuck, making money off idiots they don’t give a fuck, but give a fuck about…it’s all so confusing…

In this series from her vacation, you’ll see Em Rata’s artistry use a flower as a representation of her ANUS….deep.

I don’t know if these are Em Rata staff or Em Rata friends, but I’m going with Staff who pretend to be her friends cuz she pays them….I don’t believe Em Rata has any friends!

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You gotta wonder about the shamelessness of this girl and her tits…I mean, you don’t have to wonder too much, it’s pretty clear cut as to why she has shamelessness with her tits, the tits were some of the most hyped instagram tits ever, whether they deserved to be or not, and the tits are what made her matter, or exist on the internet, which is basically life…..so with these tits, she the wed the high life, the money, the access…she fucked BEN AFFLECK cuz of these tits…she fucked KANYE WEST because of the TITS…I mean…she’s fucked so many dudes she wanted to fuck to validate her because of the tits…

Sure, she cries feminist, defends the whole empowering women who show off their tits for personal gain while shaming the men who objectify them, despite the whole catering to the men who objectify them…

But we all know that’s laughable bullshit, we all know she knows she’s just tits, and anything her little feminist retard liberal brain tries to muster up to intellectualize it, so that she can feel less of a whore….she’ll drop on us…

Unfortunately for her, and her child, she didn’t say “I’m rich enough, I’ve done enough, I can hang my whore pants to dry”….choosing to be a wholesome wife…a TRAD WIFE…a Happy life with pure focus on her family and not on her next INSTAGRAM PICS of her TITS like some low level trash she clearly identifies as, despite being expensive and rich…

WE SEE YOU FRAUD….and we see the sloppy tit, so fun, so innovative, so classy, so artistic, so empowering…..so inspiring to young girls out there trying to breakdown and evolve the female species to be more than just tits….by being just tits….vile human.

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I’m an original internet troll, I don’t really troll anymore because it’s not worth the effort, but the truth is, I was a troll before the internet. I just like fucking with people, but I typically find it harmless, even if it’s mean spirited….it’s the fucking internet, or a joke, get over yourself…if we can laugh at ourselves what can we laugh at….you serious fucks…

When Em Rata first hit the scene, I was one of the first sites to post her. I am definitely not taking credit for her success, this site has zero impact on anyone’s success. I am an anti-influencer, or have negative influence. I just knew what tits were about to hit before they hit and her tits were big enough to hit.

At the time, Em Rata was likely googling herself to see if her exposing herself was the right strategy and she went out of her way to tell me that she didn’t have great fake tits and that her lips were all natural…you know because someone who is about to go mainstream needs to waste their time on a waste of time site saying her tits are fake to clear things up…..which made me think “She’s for sure got fake tits”….

Anyway, all these years later, she’s still got that JOKER FACE, she’s basically a billionaire, I’m basically worse off than I was back then, because MEAN GUYS finish last, even though I’m not mean, it’s just jokes…but jokes no one wants to take to the top of the food chain with them…..she’s still got her tits..and she’s still using them the same way she’s always used them…

Which makes me wonder what would happen if she ever lost her tits in a horrible accident, or to cancer, or to an obsessed fan who is dark and wants to save them in his freezer not realizing he’ll end up in jail before he gets to use the chopped off tits for his weird titty fetish….

Would Em Rata Still Matter if she No Longer Had her Tits….because she seems to behave like she’s all tit and nothing else…even into her 30s and no matter how old you may be, that’s probably a pretty sad place to be….you know like a dude with a big dick that only gets all the pussy cuz of his dick, realizing how he’s been nothing but an object while getting all that pussy….I mean, maybe it’s not so bad being objectified by your objects you objectify….maybe the bullshit misogyny they are mad about is what makes them matter….Em Rata seems to play into it…TITS…

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I woke up this morning thinking, “I hope a low level, high paid, attention seeker with tits, slipped into a stupid outfit, to dance around totally embarrassingly if she had any shame, but since she’s an instagram built freak who believes her own hype, has none of that shame”….and here I got it….

I’d say it’s a gift from god, or a Christmas miracle, except I am feeling second hand embarrassment for the tits, and I didn’t actually want to see some low level high paid, ratty faced monster with tits doing dumb dancing shit…..yet here we all are…

Look at that face….or look at that mom pussy cameltoe and think of all the stars that have run through it for her personal gain, which is a tactic I respect from women.

I think they call this cringe and I can only assume it’s a marketing person saying “let’s see what she’ll do for a given price”, you know, trolling the troll….

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How about a little Rat Cow walking around in her underwear and some sort of sheer sarong, like she’s headed to the swinger’s party at the Jamaican resort to get banged out by rich guys, even though she’s now the rich one.

It’s always nice to see a dog faced monster who gamed the world into thinking she’s hot strictly on tits alone, pretend to be “coy” or “bashful” or “don’t look at me, your cameras steal my soul” with the paparazzi…that she probably called or tipped off to show off her really trashy outfit she is pretending is fashion, but is actually just some 30 year old trash knowing where her marketing power lies….

I still find her hot, even with that mangled face, but I’ve been known to like dog faced women in my time, it’s a fetish.

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Em Rat Cow is out here fighting the feminist fight by distorting what a feminist or women power is by reducing it down to using sex appeal to get ahead, while whining about getting ahead using sex appeal, and it’s all so fucking dumb because I am from an era where the bitches using their tits to get ahead, let you know they were using their tits to get ahead, and didn’t pretend they were leading some revolution of other chicks using their tits to get ahead, because we all know TITS get you ahead….they don’t get you or me head, unless you are rich enough, but they get ahead….

The bird face doing her best chicken impression, not laying those eggs on your face, but that you’d probably be into having lay those eggs on your face, but she’s likely on that period blocking birth control pill after breeding and realizing it gets in the way of whoring, and SO do periods…

What you should notice in this shoot is that there are at least 3 people there trying to make her look as hot as possible, then there’s pounds of make-up and none of that counts the face injections and other procedures she’s had to be the empowered feminist who encourages other women that hating men who sexualize them by taking their money through exclusive content sites….it’s all a load of bullshit, obviously.

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I don’t pay attention to any of Em Rata’s whining about being sexualized, perved on, creeped on….or any of her weird rich and famous person politically commentary. It’s not her fault she’s misguided, she’s in a horrible scene with horrible people and just doesn’t know better.

In fact, outside of her bullshit whining about bullshit talking points, to try to make her out to be more than just a titty model, I respect her hustle, drive and longevity.

She went from naked in hipster shoots, which is when I started making fun of her face, while loving her tits, many years ago, to being naked in a music video, when the world decided she mattered and she’s been able to grow her account to be huge, while polarizing it into her being a fashion icon or model, and not some shameless OnlyFans girl….it’s fucking wild…

Then she wrote bullshit books that sold, she crested her own line of clothing to give her a reason to post in slutty content, she married some ugly lookin dude, had a kid with him, didn’t let that destroy her body, or her time doing racy jerk off content on the internet packaged as non-jerk-off content and it’s pretty impressive.

I think her most important work has been proving that she’s more than just a set of big tits, but ALSO a hot ass….

VERSATILE, multi-faceted, a legend in the making……not really…but good enough…

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I don’t really pay attention to any of the bullshit Em Rata is up to, but I know it’s a whole lot of bullshit posturing to seem relevant, or like a victim, a constant theme of the people of her generation…

Yeah, poor Em Rata, the girl with the big tits who went viral for showing the big tits at the right time, which led to millions of followers, millions of dollars in brand collabs who didn’t think she was a shameless tit mongerer, and millions in sales of her own brand…..poor Em Rata.

I am not saying she’s not clever or deserving of her money, I figure she polarized being a titty mongerer in what is probably the best way…

I just fucking hate all the headlines that come out when she’s pushing her lucrative podcast, or her best selling book, about creepy men…being creepy…like creepy men didn’t fucking BUILD THE CASTLE she lives in….

Like I said, I don’t really pay attention to the RAT COW, but I’ll look at her hairless pubic bone, knowing that she’s likely supposed to have a GNARLY bush, yet she slaughters it for the PATRIARCHY…cuz she’s not feminist enough to NOT get jacked off to…

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Em Rata may be boring as shit, in terms of content, in terms of tits, in terms of bird faces, in terms of her political agenda, in terms of her pretending the be a writer and having a best selling biography at 35 years old because her life is just that interesting, proving that the system is fucking rigged, since she’s really not that interesting….and will never be as interesting as she was when she hit the scene. Yet people still pay attention. Perverts.

She’s was someone with fat tits willing to show those fat tits to people eager to look and for whatever intentions she cast to the universe, she was able to elevate that to the highest possible level…which still isn’t all that impressive but many fat tits willing to be shown off couldn’t pull it off, so it is something….

The only smart thing she did, which wasn’t an original concept amongst the half naked on instagram, was to launch her own direct to consumer bikini brand, giving her a purpoise for her shamelessness, rather than just being shameless, it’s marketing.

Knowing how the internet works, she probably makes MILLIONS off her brand and that’s pretty clever, because it would have been just as easy to not bother and collect the millions elsewhere, or fully detaching herself from her mainstream acting dreams, by going on OnlYFans to masturbate for 1,000,000 dollars a month…PEOPLE will pay that.

I don’t hate Em Rata or what she represents, I just think she’s proof that the legends don’t exist, at least not when it’s shameless and self produced, cuz at this stage she’d be a classic, yet she just comes across as someone trying too hard to keep her one-trick pony show afloat..by doing the same old shit that lucky for her involves tits people are impressed by.

I’ll stare at her mom ass as much as the next guy, I’ll also stare at the tits, but I just find her boring and in need of a deeper creative dig into something more inspiring for either the perverts or her legacy or both…. sure, there’s nothing wrong with boring, especially her boring since it pays…very well apparently…

So as she scores dick in Grand Cayman…..and I barely have a dick here in the frozen Tundra….not that it’s a competition between me and a titty model who pretends she’s more than a titty model but who has ultimately WON the titty model game amongst all the other titty models….I’m just here to watch her live her rich girl life giving herself wedgies….because she’s more than just tits….and surprisingly far hotter from behind…I wonder if that’s how she got impregnated…better by her biography to FIND out…

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It’s safe to say when Em Rata’s tits are cropped out of the frame, she’s a real fucking babe who would have totally gone viral on her face alone, you know one of them natural beauties that makes your heart stop when you lock eyes with her and not someone who is just a product of tits she’s willing to show off in efforts to distract you from her beautiful, hypnotizing, monstrous bird-like face….

You probably prefer seeing her body that she is known to show off, like at some fancy event last week, where she wore mesh…but you MUST celebrate her face because she’s a FEMINIST WRITER of our times, the feminist writer of our time, you know, from showing her tits for personal gain, to spinning that into some intellectualized bullshit, even though she’s likely a high school drop out, because that’s what happens when you have fat tits that you decide to whore out for feminism, to fight the patriarchy, by giving men exactly what they want from you, you don’t bother learning things, but instead you figure out how to spin your whoring into something bigger than you so you can live with your whore self for promoting whoredom to a generation of girls who now sell their pussy for 10 dollars a month in efforts to live that influencer life a dumpy faced cunt like EM RATA has inspired them to chase…..

VAPID fucking monsters…

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