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2024

02

Aug

Em Rata Slutty Selfies of the Day

Clown-Faced Em Rata who consistently gets creepier and creepier as she gets more and more cartoon-like, still has those tits.

There is no word as to whether she has learned how to juggle, or if she has other big titty clown faced friends to cram into a tiny car, but that may be her retirement tactics because in the meantime, she’s still gaming the system with the tits.

I don’t really hate Em Rata, she’s a fraud, but she’s got tits and that’s ok…

I don’t find her content compelling or inspiring, it always feel medicated and anti-depressant level with her seriousness.

It’s some try hard trying to be dramatic because showcasing her actual fun or smile makes her even more terrifying….like a creepy Mickey Mouse or some shit.

The only reason issue I have with her low hanging fruit titty smut peddling, is that she’s got a big enough following and actual impact on the lame-street media, and they package her as some kind of ambassador or hero in women’s rights or empowerment.

I just can’t buy into a girl using her tits for money, making that money, being relevant and famous strictly because of the tits, and STILL after all these years and opportunities, even in running her own brand that makes her money….SHE STILL uses the tits to exist…

Yet, she pretends she’s higher concept than other girls showing tits…

Show the fucking tits, celebrate the tits, be rewarded for the tits, but intellectualizing it and trying to play photographers who helped create her tits as s brand now that she’s made it…is just darkness, evil ugly and it takes all the fun out of tits getting hits..

So ultimately, Em Rata fucking sucks as a concept….no matter who clout chases her, or who allows her to clout-chase them….or how cool or awesome or fun she may be in human form…we live on internet behind the screen and that side of her is trash…

Hot tits though…and in one video Em Rat Cow plays a Bille Eilish Charli XCX remix and makes a face about a lesbian reference, despite being a woke libtard where everyone is a lesbian, fag, or genderless tranny for women’s empowerment, which to me, means that she probably fucks Charli XCX at the satanic parties where they both had their rat faces immortalized in pop culture….because they are so liberal…

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2024

11

Jun

Em Rata’s Titty Show Continues of the Day

How long will the titty show go on…

I guess she’s not there yet, but there will be a time when then whole thing starts to feel sad.

I get the milking the tits and feeding her future as hard as she can because why give up on a good thing…

SHE WILL SHOW TITS FOR DOLLARS….it’s a business you perverts, not something to jerk off to you perverts, she’s empowered you perverts, don’t sexualize her you perverts.

It’s just unfortunate she’s not that hot, but she tries really hard to be hot and the tits look good and she’s not fat so there’s something to her being that pig that she is…TITS…is that something…

Here’s some of her content she wants you to jerk off to but will say that she doesn’t because you shouldn’t objectify women, this if the feminist anthem or something…produce jerk off material and demand it is not jerked off to for women’s rights….

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2024

08

May

Em Rata Brings the Luxury and Class of the Day

I don’t know if Em Rata watches all the whores of the internet who are legitimate whores and tries to channel their content, their poses, their outfits and put a luxurious, high end spin on it, because she’s excited by the clickbait views they get or if she has managed to be the biggest trashcan whore who gets positioned as class, but I assume she does…

Because not only is she walking around in a thong, she’s also spreading her legs in panties, for her social media feed, and that would typically be seen as pretty low level behavior but I guess we can’t be mad that it happened because we love sluts.

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2024

01

May

Em Rata May Have Just Took a Shit of the Day

Here’s some Em Rata being really modest and subtle in her whole self promotion that screams class, elegance, sophistication, intelligence, empowerment….

It’s not clickbait for bottom feeding low hanging fruit at all.

It’s feminism and etiquette…EMILY POST spushing traditional values….or some shit..

She looks good like this, so at least she’s found her place….we appreciate it.

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2024

29

Apr

Em Rata in Her Bra of the Day

In shocking news, Em Rata is in her Bra.

In another era, she’d be ousted from the elite society for being a shameless concubine or courtesan or whatever they used to call whores who fucked rich dudes for access to their elite lifestyle.

In this era, they allow the harlot to be seen as elite society despite using tactics of lower level opportunistic people.

It’s pretty brilliant that Em Rata was able to game the system so hard and even in her old age, she’s still out here in her bra rocking the tits…

Incredible.

Oh right…feminist, you toxic masculine titty obsessed caveman asshole misogynist.

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2024

17

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski For Victoria Secret of the Day

So I am doing. a secondary Em Rata post in what she’d probably like to think of as stalking, or obsession since I’ve been posting 90 percent of her titty content over the last decade of her providing titty content.

I’ve done it in a few different ways, the first was mean spirited as I always loved doing, because it was a time when internet trolls weren’t everywhere and all these people were just used to suck ups not haters but have since experienced the mass produced hate that comes in the social media comments that they ignore….

I’ve celebrated her, not because I thought she was hot, but because sometimes hating a on a girl who shows off her hot tits makes no sense, it’s like BRING MORE OF IT.

Then I’ve gone back to hating on her because she didn’t own being a titty model and instead hated on dudes who sexualized her to the top of the food chain and made her rich because she couldn’t stomach or admit to herself that she was a whore and had to put the blame on other things like toxic masculinity and I hate that shit.

Just have fun with the tit flashing and collect the money and call it a fucking day, there’s no need to be some victim feminist idiot because it helps a whore sleep at night.

Anyway, she’s apparently closed a deal with Victoria’s Secret who I guess are committed to using ugly models instead of sourcing the hotties that I thought they’d bring back.

A 30 something Em Rata is strictly a clickbait strategy for them to get some views, like how they dropped all their hot angels who are actual models to replace with fat bald pigs and Hailey Bieber.

I’m sure Em Rata got paid heavy and this is a huge stamp of approval in the whoredom of titty flashing to making it, but it seems a little too late for this.

The good news is that VS in their clickbait is bringing skinny chicks with tits rather than pigs, so that’s a good start, unless of course you think Em Rata is a pig…but the tits balance all that out.

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2024

17

Apr

Emrata’s Spooky Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Emrata who is also known as Em Rat Cow is the very important social media influencer who got famous for being topless and managed to leverage that into being taken seriously.

The idea of pulling out your tits is really the least strategic, intellectual, clever or even impressive way to get famous and respected. If anything, it’s something a half retard would do in the wild if they were in need of a bartering chip for food to survive. All drooling on their retard self going “I got tits”….

However, the brilliance in Em Rat Cow is that she’s managed to game marketing people and other decision makers into thinking she’s more than just a whore working her tits to get ahead.

She’s even written a book, ran a podcast she was paid to do, and other insane hustles you’d never expect a girl who is really just a titty flasher to get, but social media is fucking weird.

She’s defended her flashing of tits like a free the nipple activist, by shaming us for sexualizing her, trying to make the horny dudes who get horny to the tits she’s showing off to make us horny come across as perverts, who happen to be a huge percentage of her views, and even the reason OTHER chicks follow her.

It’s entertaining that at her age, her hustle still involves “intimate shoots” with her tits out, whether in her hand bra or an actual bra, on some exhibitionism because modesty is oppressive or patriarchal or some shit in her twisted mind…..

In reality, she’s probably just trying to keep her views up and it’s the only way how.

Feeling the need to produce titty content when you’re already rich and famous and still getting paid is just bottom feeding tactics and ultimately, it’s just being a trashy whore…but they’ll get mad at you for treating them as such, even though that’s what they are putting out.

I like tits, but they are more exciting when girls put a damn t-shirt on once in a while….

Shameless….yet nutritious…

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2024

09

Apr

Em Rata’s in a Thong of the Day

Em Rata is more than just tits, at least that’s what she’s trying to tell us in this thong exposed in her dress content….

Like so many big tits before her, she wants you to know she’s not just a set of tits, so stop objectifying her PATRIARCHY.

Clearly, this is part of her feminist agenda to PROVE to you that instagram rewards people for being exhibitionists, and that should be addressed because it’s not inclusive and it perpetuates the patriarchy she hates so much.

She’s putting her ASS on the line to show you just how many more views she gets when her body parts are prime real estate in the frame of her images, rather than a close up of her face.

Sure, she reaps the reweards of posting that sensational, objectifying content with views and engagement she can re-sell to advertisers or products from her own multi-million dollar earning brand…but that’s just a side effect of her proving a point that she’s more than just tits, but also ass.

Em Rata, the social justice hero we need.

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2024

22

Mar

Em Rata’s Brand Supported ASMR Fetish Content of the Day

I am not promoting this Em Rata ASMR campaign, because it deeply painful for me to even look at it…because I find ASMR disgusting, offensive, painful, cringeworthy…it just gets into my ear and down my neck and into the pit of my stomach like some kind of CIA derived torture device that triggers my killer instinct and makes me want to murder either the person or thing close to me, or myself….which is probably the fucking point of it.

I know that there are freaks out there, A LOT of freaks out there who love that ASMR sensation, that it tickles their fucking balls, soothes them and makes them cum all over themselves, so the fetish is fucking real and lucrative for some of the creepiest people out there.

Obviously a mooch fuck like EM Rata and a BRAND that she works with are going to tap into some weird fetishes to amplify and go viral and to pat themselves on the back of a marketing job well done by doing something so basic and retarded.

Unfortunately Em Rata’s voice is fucking terrible, her ASMR sucks harder than most ASMR, but not as hard as she normally sucks, which is her traditional version of ASMR, you know the gurgling fo cum in her mouth.

I am a firm believer, Em Rata is one of the biggest breasted scams out there….and that is being reaffirmed with this shit…

You may realize that they aren’t utilizing her tits, I guess she can only focus on two fetishes at a time….this one is ASMR and BIRD FACES….instead of her standard BIG TITS and BIRD FACES…because clearly there’s a fetish out there for BIRD FACES, otherwise BIRD WATCHING wouldn’t be as popular as it is…

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2024

19

Mar

Em Rata’s Hairy Hands Promote Jewelry Topless of the Day

Haters will say that Em Rata is a shameless hairy whore with tits that she likes to use as her only real talent or marketing strategy because she’s got nothing else going on for her…

Haters will say that she’s old and muppet looking and that her hands look hairy…..

They’s say that using the tits at her age shamelessly to promote bullshit she surprisingly still gets paid to promote is desperate, lazy and even offensive to her fans who are wanting to see her spread asshole for once.

Haters will say the tits are looking far sadder than they once did and are like “Mom can we go home now, enough of this exploitative shit” as the milk sours by the lazy content creator lazily continues to produce her smut she markets as high brow and intellectual…

Haters will wonder why her shameless nudity isn’t seen as shameless nudity by the brands, like her toplessness is fine and worth big money while some other whore topless gets her IG deleted…..

Haters will say Em Rata is ugly and disgusting product of this influencer world….but at least she’s got tits.

I may be a hater.

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