I am not promoting this Em Rata ASMR campaign, because it deeply painful for me to even look at it…because I find ASMR disgusting, offensive, painful, cringeworthy…it just gets into my ear and down my neck and into the pit of my stomach like some kind of CIA derived torture device that triggers my killer instinct and makes me want to murder either the person or thing close to me, or myself….which is probably the fucking point of it.

I know that there are freaks out there, A LOT of freaks out there who love that ASMR sensation, that it tickles their fucking balls, soothes them and makes them cum all over themselves, so the fetish is fucking real and lucrative for some of the creepiest people out there.

Obviously a mooch fuck like EM Rata and a BRAND that she works with are going to tap into some weird fetishes to amplify and go viral and to pat themselves on the back of a marketing job well done by doing something so basic and retarded.

Unfortunately Em Rata’s voice is fucking terrible, her ASMR sucks harder than most ASMR, but not as hard as she normally sucks, which is her traditional version of ASMR, you know the gurgling fo cum in her mouth.

I am a firm believer, Em Rata is one of the biggest breasted scams out there….and that is being reaffirmed with this shit…

You may realize that they aren’t utilizing her tits, I guess she can only focus on two fetishes at a time….this one is ASMR and BIRD FACES….instead of her standard BIG TITS and BIRD FACES…because clearly there’s a fetish out there for BIRD FACES, otherwise BIRD WATCHING wouldn’t be as popular as it is…

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