When I think instagram, I think Em Rata, because she’s been a masterful scam on the platform, and becasue of the platform, she’s been made VERY high profile, when she arguably is not!

There’s a rumor that the legendary instagram titty model who miraculously was able to go so viral and high end that she wasn’t compartmentalized as an instagram titty model, forced to sell her nudes for outrageous amounts of money, but instead working with big corporate fashion brands who felt her tits were fashionable or artsy instead of stripper level shameless, which doesn’t make any fucking sense in the grand scheme of fairness, but the tits in question probably feel PRETTY fucking good about, knowing so many other tits out there are labeled whores, while her tits are labeled something higher profile!

I don’t get it, but who cares what I get, I like the tits and think all tits should be treated top level because the tits are all that matter!

But yeah, the rumor is Brad Pitt is apparently fucking her, hence her divorce, because when Brad Pitt comes a knockin, that’s some A-List level Angelina Jolie HIV you want deep inside your asshole, when trying to maintain that high profile, so that she never slips to being some whore on isntagram showing her tits!

Point of the story, she’s in a bikini, still rocking tits, that are good enough for Brad Pitt’s viagra, cuz that dude’s old, but still Brad Pitt right, which I guess you could argue, makes her a whore, but that’s because you’re a toxic masculine misogynist who doesn’t respect that girls can be boss bitches who think they are EQUALS to Brad Pitt thanks to being in at least one movie once, and HE may be the one who shot these pics like a good IG boyfriend going into his retirement needing something good to do like take bikini pics of 35 year old titties!

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I don’t really bother doing posts on Rat Cow anymore…I don’t use social media, I am blocked on all her shit so I’d have to dig to find it and it’s not worht the effort, and most importantly, I got bored of making fun of her, despite being one of the first of the sites to do posts on her when she was first exposing herself for attention in an “Artsy” way…..

You know artistic nudes so she could play it off as art not smut, allowing her to forever be on the right side of smut, which is mainstream smut, cuz once you get labeled official smut, like THIS site, you can’t grow or monetize shit, even if you are actually good at this shit, even though actual hardcore porn sites are some of the biggest sites on the internet, shit…maybe I just suck….I mean I definitely do..but this isn’t about me…it’s about Emrata gaming the system as an empowered woman who just happens to get naked on the internet as part of her brand…not because it gets her noticed…right…

In the beginning, I was into Rat Cow’s big tits and questioning their authenticity, then it got repetitive….I like tits and all but when it was just always the same thing over and over as she made millions of dollars with said tits in the mainstream…it seemed pointless to pay attention….

I never found her all that hot, since she has that instagram looking face, that she claims is all natural, despite looking like a muppet filter….but people thought she was all that hot…and the people matter for monetization….

She now does her own bathing suit line or clothing line that will potentially make her worth 100s of millions of dollars, and despite thinking it’s a bit of a joke, I don’t ever hate on people who figure out how to cash in on the internet, even the OnlyFans girls and their bottom feeding….if you can build a brand and walk out richer than you could ever imagine all based on showing your tits…fucking awesome…it’d just be more interesting if she was more interesting….

She’s also gone onto have a kid with some weird looking dude, meaning this is post pregnancy ass pics, and if you’ve followed Em Rata for all these years, you’ll know that there were times she tried pushing her ass as a person of interest in the case against humanity, but it was never interesting, but I guess those mom hormones have her feeling her ass is more important, or ready to shine the way she always wanted it to….and I guess moms being slutty on instagram to sell bathing suits is a thing…that happened…right here…

So I don’t hate the big tits, they are just uninteresting which seems crazy cuz they are big tits…but as mom big tits doing the same big tit content over and over…there’s a thing called over-saturation or overexposure that makes a motherfucker want to see new tits…it’s like a one sided marriage where you don’t have to be loyal to one set of internet tits you’ll never meet…you can mix it up to keep the internet tits interesting.

Here’s an unrelated new selfie…with that muppet face in full throttle…assuming you’re not staring at the belly button…which you shouldn’t…it’ll steal your SOUL…

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