I woke up this morning thinking, “I hope a low level, high paid, attention seeker with tits, slipped into a stupid outfit, to dance around totally embarrassingly if she had any shame, but since she’s an instagram built freak who believes her own hype, has none of that shame”….and here I got it….

I’d say it’s a gift from god, or a Christmas miracle, except I am feeling second hand embarrassment for the tits, and I didn’t actually want to see some low level high paid, ratty faced monster with tits doing dumb dancing shit…..yet here we all are…

Look at that face….or look at that mom pussy cameltoe and think of all the stars that have run through it for her personal gain, which is a tactic I respect from women.

I think they call this cringe and I can only assume it’s a marketing person saying “let’s see what she’ll do for a given price”, you know, trolling the troll….

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How about a little Rat Cow walking around in her underwear and some sort of sheer sarong, like she’s headed to the swinger’s party at the Jamaican resort to get banged out by rich guys, even though she’s now the rich one.

It’s always nice to see a dog faced monster who gamed the world into thinking she’s hot strictly on tits alone, pretend to be “coy” or “bashful” or “don’t look at me, your cameras steal my soul” with the paparazzi…that she probably called or tipped off to show off her really trashy outfit she is pretending is fashion, but is actually just some 30 year old trash knowing where her marketing power lies….

I still find her hot, even with that mangled face, but I’ve been known to like dog faced women in my time, it’s a fetish.

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Em Rat Cow is out here fighting the feminist fight by distorting what a feminist or women power is by reducing it down to using sex appeal to get ahead, while whining about getting ahead using sex appeal, and it’s all so fucking dumb because I am from an era where the bitches using their tits to get ahead, let you know they were using their tits to get ahead, and didn’t pretend they were leading some revolution of other chicks using their tits to get ahead, because we all know TITS get you ahead….they don’t get you or me head, unless you are rich enough, but they get ahead….

The bird face doing her best chicken impression, not laying those eggs on your face, but that you’d probably be into having lay those eggs on your face, but she’s likely on that period blocking birth control pill after breeding and realizing it gets in the way of whoring, and SO do periods…

What you should notice in this shoot is that there are at least 3 people there trying to make her look as hot as possible, then there’s pounds of make-up and none of that counts the face injections and other procedures she’s had to be the empowered feminist who encourages other women that hating men who sexualize them by taking their money through exclusive content sites….it’s all a load of bullshit, obviously.

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I don’t pay attention to any of Em Rata’s whining about being sexualized, perved on, creeped on….or any of her weird rich and famous person politically commentary. It’s not her fault she’s misguided, she’s in a horrible scene with horrible people and just doesn’t know better.

In fact, outside of her bullshit whining about bullshit talking points, to try to make her out to be more than just a titty model, I respect her hustle, drive and longevity.

She went from naked in hipster shoots, which is when I started making fun of her face, while loving her tits, many years ago, to being naked in a music video, when the world decided she mattered and she’s been able to grow her account to be huge, while polarizing it into her being a fashion icon or model, and not some shameless OnlyFans girl….it’s fucking wild…

Then she wrote bullshit books that sold, she crested her own line of clothing to give her a reason to post in slutty content, she married some ugly lookin dude, had a kid with him, didn’t let that destroy her body, or her time doing racy jerk off content on the internet packaged as non-jerk-off content and it’s pretty impressive.

I think her most important work has been proving that she’s more than just a set of big tits, but ALSO a hot ass….

VERSATILE, multi-faceted, a legend in the making……not really…but good enough…

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I don’t really pay attention to any of the bullshit Em Rata is up to, but I know it’s a whole lot of bullshit posturing to seem relevant, or like a victim, a constant theme of the people of her generation…

Yeah, poor Em Rata, the girl with the big tits who went viral for showing the big tits at the right time, which led to millions of followers, millions of dollars in brand collabs who didn’t think she was a shameless tit mongerer, and millions in sales of her own brand…..poor Em Rata.

I am not saying she’s not clever or deserving of her money, I figure she polarized being a titty mongerer in what is probably the best way…

I just fucking hate all the headlines that come out when she’s pushing her lucrative podcast, or her best selling book, about creepy men…being creepy…like creepy men didn’t fucking BUILD THE CASTLE she lives in….

Like I said, I don’t really pay attention to the RAT COW, but I’ll look at her hairless pubic bone, knowing that she’s likely supposed to have a GNARLY bush, yet she slaughters it for the PATRIARCHY…cuz she’s not feminist enough to NOT get jacked off to…

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Em Rata may be boring as shit, in terms of content, in terms of tits, in terms of bird faces, in terms of her political agenda, in terms of her pretending the be a writer and having a best selling biography at 35 years old because her life is just that interesting, proving that the system is fucking rigged, since she’s really not that interesting….and will never be as interesting as she was when she hit the scene. Yet people still pay attention. Perverts.

She’s was someone with fat tits willing to show those fat tits to people eager to look and for whatever intentions she cast to the universe, she was able to elevate that to the highest possible level…which still isn’t all that impressive but many fat tits willing to be shown off couldn’t pull it off, so it is something….

The only smart thing she did, which wasn’t an original concept amongst the half naked on instagram, was to launch her own direct to consumer bikini brand, giving her a purpoise for her shamelessness, rather than just being shameless, it’s marketing.

Knowing how the internet works, she probably makes MILLIONS off her brand and that’s pretty clever, because it would have been just as easy to not bother and collect the millions elsewhere, or fully detaching herself from her mainstream acting dreams, by going on OnlYFans to masturbate for 1,000,000 dollars a month…PEOPLE will pay that.

I don’t hate Em Rata or what she represents, I just think she’s proof that the legends don’t exist, at least not when it’s shameless and self produced, cuz at this stage she’d be a classic, yet she just comes across as someone trying too hard to keep her one-trick pony show afloat..by doing the same old shit that lucky for her involves tits people are impressed by.

I’ll stare at her mom ass as much as the next guy, I’ll also stare at the tits, but I just find her boring and in need of a deeper creative dig into something more inspiring for either the perverts or her legacy or both…. sure, there’s nothing wrong with boring, especially her boring since it pays…very well apparently…

So as she scores dick in Grand Cayman…..and I barely have a dick here in the frozen Tundra….not that it’s a competition between me and a titty model who pretends she’s more than a titty model but who has ultimately WON the titty model game amongst all the other titty models….I’m just here to watch her live her rich girl life giving herself wedgies….because she’s more than just tits….and surprisingly far hotter from behind…I wonder if that’s how she got impregnated…better by her biography to FIND out…

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It’s safe to say when Em Rata’s tits are cropped out of the frame, she’s a real fucking babe who would have totally gone viral on her face alone, you know one of them natural beauties that makes your heart stop when you lock eyes with her and not someone who is just a product of tits she’s willing to show off in efforts to distract you from her beautiful, hypnotizing, monstrous bird-like face….

You probably prefer seeing her body that she is known to show off, like at some fancy event last week, where she wore mesh…but you MUST celebrate her face because she’s a FEMINIST WRITER of our times, the feminist writer of our time, you know, from showing her tits for personal gain, to spinning that into some intellectualized bullshit, even though she’s likely a high school drop out, because that’s what happens when you have fat tits that you decide to whore out for feminism, to fight the patriarchy, by giving men exactly what they want from you, you don’t bother learning things, but instead you figure out how to spin your whoring into something bigger than you so you can live with your whore self for promoting whoredom to a generation of girls who now sell their pussy for 10 dollars a month in efforts to live that influencer life a dumpy faced cunt like EM RATA has inspired them to chase…..

VAPID fucking monsters…

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When I think instagram, I think Em Rata, because she’s been a masterful scam on the platform, and becasue of the platform, she’s been made VERY high profile, when she arguably is not!

There’s a rumor that the legendary instagram titty model who miraculously was able to go so viral and high end that she wasn’t compartmentalized as an instagram titty model, forced to sell her nudes for outrageous amounts of money, but instead working with big corporate fashion brands who felt her tits were fashionable or artsy instead of stripper level shameless, which doesn’t make any fucking sense in the grand scheme of fairness, but the tits in question probably feel PRETTY fucking good about, knowing so many other tits out there are labeled whores, while her tits are labeled something higher profile!

I don’t get it, but who cares what I get, I like the tits and think all tits should be treated top level because the tits are all that matter!

But yeah, the rumor is Brad Pitt is apparently fucking her, hence her divorce, because when Brad Pitt comes a knockin, that’s some A-List level Angelina Jolie HIV you want deep inside your asshole, when trying to maintain that high profile, so that she never slips to being some whore on isntagram showing her tits!

Point of the story, she’s in a bikini, still rocking tits, that are good enough for Brad Pitt’s viagra, cuz that dude’s old, but still Brad Pitt right, which I guess you could argue, makes her a whore, but that’s because you’re a toxic masculine misogynist who doesn’t respect that girls can be boss bitches who think they are EQUALS to Brad Pitt thanks to being in at least one movie once, and HE may be the one who shot these pics like a good IG boyfriend going into his retirement needing something good to do like take bikini pics of 35 year old titties!

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