This is going to be a whining post about how slighted I am, set to a set of tits that made Em Rata billions of dollars, but it’s a lesson in INTERNET INJUSTICE!
So a few Christmas’ ago, I was accepted into an Amazon Affiliate…
About 20 years ago, I had an Amazon affiliate where I would push books on you poor illiterate reader…..but they took that away from me…
So I was excited to be let back in the club, it’s almost like if Google decided to stop blacklisting me and were like “you missed on about 20 million dollars in ad revenue with us based on your super great traffic, so here you go friend”….
I guess I am just looking for acceptance from BIG TECH…because I want a comfortable retirement.
ANYWAY….I get the Amazon Affiliate account set up based on being an “influencer”….it was the loophole I guess.
I put some articles up here, promote some products, push that shit not even that hard and make $1000 over the weekend…
$1000 may not be much to you, but that’s about 10 times more than this site makes in a month and I was only a few days in…
Anyway, these pricks end up canceling the Affiliate program, they blacklist me and they KEEP the $1000.
AMAZON STOLE $1000 from me…and there was nothing to do about it.
They though this site was a porn site and they don’t work with porn sites, but if you’re a pornstar and you want an AMAZON store to get your creepy fans to buy you shit…THAT IS FINE….just not if it’s a website called DRUNKENSTEPFATHER…
SIGN UP TO MY ONLINE COURSE IN HOW TO MAKE MILLIONS IN AFFILIATE MARKETING…..
Spoiler alert…don’t be a “porn site”…
Now, I have been seeing old pics of EmRata’s tits from when she first started to get famous after being a NICKELODEON child actor in CALENDAR form.
I was like “is this feminist bitch with all her money behind old nudes in 2025 Calendar form, that doesn’t add up” because she sued the photographers and wrote creepy stories defaming them in her NYT bestseller…so she would definitely not be into this…
But then again, she’s a thirsty for attention rat-faced whore, so anything for attention….
And the real story here is that the NUDES are on FUCKING Amazon, the SAME Amazon that flagged me as a porn site, that stole my money, that allows Jeff Bezos to fuck trannies in his spare time and that releases weirdo fetish erotica….
I AM A VICTIM – FEEL SORRY FOR ME – WHILE LOOKING AT EM RATA TIT….
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