Rat Cow is a New York Times bestseller, which means she’s validated and important and that her opinion on being a whore matters.

The book is called body and I am sure she still pushes it every time she posts anything shameless and attention seeking because she sees her engagement with her content going down and fears the end of her scam happening.

The fact is, she’s one of those titty models who uses her tits to matter, who is first to say “don’t look at my tits’….”but look at my tits because without you looking at my tits, I won’t matter’…..”and since I have got a huge following of people looking at my tits, I can be mad at them for reducing me to my tits”….”but I’ll still use my tits to matter”…

Those aren’t direct quotes, but if I was her book editor back when she was pushing that libtard agenda, I would have been sure to incorporate some truth into her lie.

So she’s promoting some shit, topless grabbing at her tit, to not distract from the shit she is promoting, which I can’t tell you what it is, since I am the toxic male staring at her tit that her EMPIRE was built on cuz I sure ain’t lookin at that face…

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I don’t know if Rat Cow is in a tanning bed…

It seems a little theatrical and over the top for it to be a typical stripper air fryer, but tanning beds target some of the cheesiest people out there, so it would make sense for them to have the LED FLASH flare….

I like to think it’s a time traveling machine to send her back to revolutionize the Victorian Era with her tits…..but it could also be some medi-spa equipment to keep these jacked up bitches youthful….like a titty incubator to keep the tits big, an ass smoothing shaper, maybe it’s a preservation tank that re-activates the gallons of filler this fake health and wellnesss influencer has pumping through her veins….

I don’t deal well with technology and space shit, since space isn’t real, so I’ll just assume it’s a more basic appliance like a tanning bed that’s been made flashy by some cheesy dude with a super car who likes LEDs and Tattoos….

I do know that the EMFs and radiation off the device could do her some good, but she’s probably like these other backwards thinking cunts who try to social justice and virtue signal their way through life….so they’ll turn on the sun for it’s damaging properties, but at the same time lather themselves up in chemicals and bake in a pressure cooker….you know the paper straw ambassadors for the turtles drinking out of their plastic cups….or the Tesla driving homos who don’t like their cars to make noise so they try to save the planet by charging batteries that can’t be disposed of properly with diesel created energy…

OR WORSE…like a slut who uses her tits to get paid, attention, rich, and everything she wants only to yell at the patriarchy about it for some annoying angle to lure brands into giving her more money when the THONG wearer knows what she’s up to.

THEY ARE ALL FRAUDS..

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Em Rat Cow was cast in a campaign for one of the Kardashian’s clothing brands where she got to showcase her ass, despite typically being a titty model, because Em Rat Cow is a diverse smut peddler who has managed to polarize her smut into some sort of feminist agenda, empowered woman, cash grabbing because of the tits…whatever works.

She is getting on in years and doing the same strategy she did a decade ago, which makes you assume that she’ll be doing this well into her 40s and with each day that goes by the sadder it looks, like running into a now 70 year old Dolly Parton impersonator at a bar who has been doing it for 5 decades….but it still pays the bills, makes her rich, validates her while giving us some smut, so keep up the good work….

As it turns out, the ass is better to look at than the face.

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When Rat Cow decides to give you a close up of her face, instead of the tits she’s been so generous in showing us all these years because it’s converted into serious amounts of dollars for her…it gives us a lot to think about.

Even when she’s showing moderate amount of the top of her tits, but making it about her face….LOTS to think about….

In conclusion, when you’ve got a good thing with the tits, why start going off course with other content like the face….it’s unnecessary and not the best for the brand

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She may call herself EMRATA, because it sounds Italian or European and sensual…but I’ve always felt her branding should have been RAT COW because of her face and udders. It’s like a rat face and some big fucking milkers….being the RAT COW…the hybrid human is just basic fucking math….

But what do I know, I don’t have the tits, the marketing prowess, the ability to become a millionaire a few times over with social media hustling and smart moves like her own brand, so maybe my RAT COW vision is totally wrong….

The most impressive thing about this old weathered mom who is kinda weird looking, but still has the tits, is that she managed to market herself as an a-list influencer and not a bootleg whore influencer with an OnlyFans and I’ll never quite understand that because she’s of the bootleg whore influencer level.

So here she is in bikini, since she has a bikini line, but also because being in a bikini is her hustle due to the tits and I’m into it enough to post it….and not because I like belly button’s that look like alien cocks trying to escape the gut….but maybe because I have facial recognition blindness and the face is muted out from the filter she used.

She’s a star, and old and useless star!

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I guess the good news in the retard world of clout chasing that we live in, where clout chasers like Rat Cow became the person that other clout chase, in a weird circle of fucking nobodies thinking they are somebodies and other nobodies with access to budget giving these nobodies money to do basically nothing of substance with, while just trying to be attached to some like that that person is important….it’s a scam people and Rat Cow, tits and all is just a giant fucking joke of a personality navigating her bullshit existence of being a set of tits that wants to be taken seriously…

She even scammed SONY into giving her a lot of money to shoot a podcast about OnlyFans with OnlyFans models, where their vapid and empty conversations left the audience even dumber than when they started, but as a BEST SELLING AUTHOR, because clout chasers need to read the original clout chasers bullshit work, in efforts to understand the clout chaser they are clout chasing, in hopes of learning how they are MORE than just their tits….when really they aren’t more than just her tits…

Anyway, the podcast was cancelled, even though it should have never been a thing and the mom of two tits and an actual baby is back at what she does…tits first for FEMINISM…or some other bullshit she’ll try to intellectualize because her dad’s an art teacher, so she’s educated….fools…

The only question left unanswered….are the tits real rat cow….probably as authentic as you’d expect them to be, being attached to her…

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It’s taken a while, but the egotistical fuck that is Em Rat Cow, who you know probably fucks, which is why she exits, but not necessarily all that well, just because she’s from the generation where they didn’t have to fuck well, they just had to lay there with the hot tits out and get the job or movie role. I guess we’d have to ask David Fincher and Ben Affleck, Kanye West and that kid from The Mask who she had a kid with for some details, in the meantime, we can be happy knowing that the girl not known for having a great face, but rather great tits, is old enough to realize that she’s not all that great in the face, so it’s easier to juste crop that shit out and focus on the outfit….not realizing that that’s what 90 percent of her fans have been doing when fapping to her pics, since she’s more a porn chick than most porn chicks, just packaged as a fashion influencer, because that’s where the money is….

Cropping the face we’ve all cropped when staring at her tits for us is better than AI porn.

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I read somewhere that Em Rata or Em Rat Cow as we lovingly call her used to be a misogynist in her approach to life, a straight up woman chaser before trying to polarize being a sex working level of instagram model, because she got famous for her NUDES, into being some sort of fake feminist, modern feminist mission….she’s not the brightest, you see she had to drop out of school to maintain her instagram famous life….

Well, with a face like that, I believe she was a misogynist, because despite having seen her vagina numerous times thanks to feminism, I know she doesn’t have a dick, but a hard face like that tells a different story…one of a misogynist who just happens to have great tits, probably fake, but still great, even post baby thanks to what we’ll assume is a “Mommy makeover” these whores get to maintain their pre baby whore bodies…FUN!

Well this isn’t about her tits, it’s about pussy in a bikini at the beach….

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You gotta give it to mom Em Rata as she preps for Mother’s Day because she’s a mom, by being rumored to have 12 different boyfriends since her divorce, seeking out the ultimate Stepdad for her number 1 priority……

But yeah, you gotta give it to her for being a not so hot girl, that had a set of hot tits, that she managed to turn into an empire….thanks to social media…

There are a lot of hot girls and hot tits out there, but none have been able to do it quite as well as Em Rata…they all probably want to be Em Rata, but no one has pulled it off…and that’s saying something…I’m not sure what….

What you’d assume should be an OnlyFans model begging for subscribers, does fashion shoots, that are a little on the gutter and not so fashionable side, like this one of her grabbing tits, but despite being a 30 year old mom, people are still into and excited by her, and with a bird face and a terrible public persona of being a miserable feminist who hates men and the people who helped her become what she is…you know the kind of person you’d think no one would want anything to do with despite the fans…she still matters.

I respect that and not just because she’s got her awesome tits in a handbra, but it helps…

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