When Rat Cow decides to give you a close up of her face, instead of the tits she’s been so generous in showing us all these years because it’s converted into serious amounts of dollars for her…it gives us a lot to think about.

Even when she’s showing moderate amount of the top of her tits, but making it about her face….LOTS to think about….

In conclusion, when you’ve got a good thing with the tits, why start going off course with other content like the face….it’s unnecessary and not the best for the brand

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She may call herself EMRATA, because it sounds Italian or European and sensual…but I’ve always felt her branding should have been RAT COW because of her face and udders. It’s like a rat face and some big fucking milkers….being the RAT COW…the hybrid human is just basic fucking math….

But what do I know, I don’t have the tits, the marketing prowess, the ability to become a millionaire a few times over with social media hustling and smart moves like her own brand, so maybe my RAT COW vision is totally wrong….

The most impressive thing about this old weathered mom who is kinda weird looking, but still has the tits, is that she managed to market herself as an a-list influencer and not a bootleg whore influencer with an OnlyFans and I’ll never quite understand that because she’s of the bootleg whore influencer level.

So here she is in bikini, since she has a bikini line, but also because being in a bikini is her hustle due to the tits and I’m into it enough to post it….and not because I like belly button’s that look like alien cocks trying to escape the gut….but maybe because I have facial recognition blindness and the face is muted out from the filter she used.

She’s a star, and old and useless star!

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I guess the good news in the retard world of clout chasing that we live in, where clout chasers like Rat Cow became the person that other clout chase, in a weird circle of fucking nobodies thinking they are somebodies and other nobodies with access to budget giving these nobodies money to do basically nothing of substance with, while just trying to be attached to some like that that person is important….it’s a scam people and Rat Cow, tits and all is just a giant fucking joke of a personality navigating her bullshit existence of being a set of tits that wants to be taken seriously…

She even scammed SONY into giving her a lot of money to shoot a podcast about OnlyFans with OnlyFans models, where their vapid and empty conversations left the audience even dumber than when they started, but as a BEST SELLING AUTHOR, because clout chasers need to read the original clout chasers bullshit work, in efforts to understand the clout chaser they are clout chasing, in hopes of learning how they are MORE than just their tits….when really they aren’t more than just her tits…

Anyway, the podcast was cancelled, even though it should have never been a thing and the mom of two tits and an actual baby is back at what she does…tits first for FEMINISM…or some other bullshit she’ll try to intellectualize because her dad’s an art teacher, so she’s educated….fools…

The only question left unanswered….are the tits real rat cow….probably as authentic as you’d expect them to be, being attached to her…

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It’s taken a while, but the egotistical fuck that is Em Rat Cow, who you know probably fucks, which is why she exits, but not necessarily all that well, just because she’s from the generation where they didn’t have to fuck well, they just had to lay there with the hot tits out and get the job or movie role. I guess we’d have to ask David Fincher and Ben Affleck, Kanye West and that kid from The Mask who she had a kid with for some details, in the meantime, we can be happy knowing that the girl not known for having a great face, but rather great tits, is old enough to realize that she’s not all that great in the face, so it’s easier to juste crop that shit out and focus on the outfit….not realizing that that’s what 90 percent of her fans have been doing when fapping to her pics, since she’s more a porn chick than most porn chicks, just packaged as a fashion influencer, because that’s where the money is….

Cropping the face we’ve all cropped when staring at her tits for us is better than AI porn.

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I read somewhere that Em Rata or Em Rat Cow as we lovingly call her used to be a misogynist in her approach to life, a straight up woman chaser before trying to polarize being a sex working level of instagram model, because she got famous for her NUDES, into being some sort of fake feminist, modern feminist mission….she’s not the brightest, you see she had to drop out of school to maintain her instagram famous life….

Well, with a face like that, I believe she was a misogynist, because despite having seen her vagina numerous times thanks to feminism, I know she doesn’t have a dick, but a hard face like that tells a different story…one of a misogynist who just happens to have great tits, probably fake, but still great, even post baby thanks to what we’ll assume is a “Mommy makeover” these whores get to maintain their pre baby whore bodies…FUN!

Well this isn’t about her tits, it’s about pussy in a bikini at the beach….

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You gotta give it to mom Em Rata as she preps for Mother’s Day because she’s a mom, by being rumored to have 12 different boyfriends since her divorce, seeking out the ultimate Stepdad for her number 1 priority……

But yeah, you gotta give it to her for being a not so hot girl, that had a set of hot tits, that she managed to turn into an empire….thanks to social media…

There are a lot of hot girls and hot tits out there, but none have been able to do it quite as well as Em Rata…they all probably want to be Em Rata, but no one has pulled it off…and that’s saying something…I’m not sure what….

What you’d assume should be an OnlyFans model begging for subscribers, does fashion shoots, that are a little on the gutter and not so fashionable side, like this one of her grabbing tits, but despite being a 30 year old mom, people are still into and excited by her, and with a bird face and a terrible public persona of being a miserable feminist who hates men and the people who helped her become what she is…you know the kind of person you’d think no one would want anything to do with despite the fans…she still matters.

I respect that and not just because she’s got her awesome tits in a handbra, but it helps…

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I used to be mean to Em Rat Cow on the internet, which I am sure really damaged her self esteem as she went around the world making millions of dollars being celebrated as the hot instagram model with the big instagram model tits that was always or at least naked consistently enough to matter…

She’s gone onto make babies, launch some multi million dollar brand, where she’s likely killing it because she was at that level of instagram famous, the untouchable level, where brands will work with her despite being naked all the time….which when she got her start was still frowned upon…while now brands like to posture the nudity as empowered feminism thanks to a whole generation of girls being the naked slut of the internet to get noticed…its like if they weren’t inclusive to the nude models clickbaiting, they’d have no one to work with, since all girls on social media are nude models clickbaiting…

It’s like these vaccine mandates, if your job forces vaccines and no one complies, they’ll have to hire SCABS from the vaccine ward to do the work needed to stay in business or whatever…

So yeah, I don’t really remember what I would write that was mean to Em Rat Cow….but it was definitely for the laughs… and laughter is the best medicine even when it’s at the expense of some hot naked chick winning at life who may google herself, but won’t come across this site, since google banned me 17 years ago….

I just can’t blindly subscribe to things that everyone hyping up…So I focus on all the negatives, all that is wrong with a narcissistic girl trying to get ahead with her hot tits on her small frame, which isn’t as hard as it sounds….

I am sure I’ve made fun of her freakish belly button…knowing perfectly well that I’ve had sex with 55 year old obese women who have belly buttons so big I can fist them….so some hot naked chick’s freakish belly button is the joke….you know since anyone looking at the belly button after it’s pointed out is like “okay there Jesus Martinez” you dumb fuck…it’s a science…

Well, these are old nudes of her being re-released or brand new nude pics of her being released by whoever took them in the first place, back when she got naked to get ahead, a simple hustle that’s paid…since she doesn’t get naked anymore….

In hindsight…her nude shoots are pretty glorious….from a WAY more interesting in content production….something that’s been lost thanks to all the lazy fucks out there just doing the bare minimum….these girls like Em Rat Cow who inspired these young sluts….PUT in fucking work with the nudes….and will go down in history, at least according to me as the best times social media ever had…..

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Rat Cow got cummed in and now her tits are bigger….

The already big tits that were so substantial they made bitch a millionaire off getting naked….the only fans girl selling her nudes before it was as linear or obvious…it was more of a subtle “I get naked for art” when it was never art….it was always just tactics to get naked to get hype, so she could turn that around and pretend she was all high brow, edgy, fashionable, look at all the people who follow her…and all the brand who paid her millions to promote their shit…a well executed scam that she managed to pull off…all while having a deformed belly button and a rat face…I mean titties are powerful..

Now she’s one of those narcissistic twats who gets knocked up and shoves it down everyone’s throat, just not mine, since I am banned from her Social Media, not that I use Social Media, but you get what I’m saying…and that is that she’s clearly a huge fan of the site…and why wouldn’t she be…I mean I’ve been calling her a RAT COW for a long time now…and I guess that’s not the most endearing thing to call some trash who gets naked on the internet and thinks it’s worth more than it actually is….I hate that scammy shit, not because I can’t pull off scams myself, but because I just want people to stop hyping up things that aren’t hype.

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