I don’t know if Rat Cow is in a tanning bed…

It seems a little theatrical and over the top for it to be a typical stripper air fryer, but tanning beds target some of the cheesiest people out there, so it would make sense for them to have the LED FLASH flare….

I like to think it’s a time traveling machine to send her back to revolutionize the Victorian Era with her tits…..but it could also be some medi-spa equipment to keep these jacked up bitches youthful….like a titty incubator to keep the tits big, an ass smoothing shaper, maybe it’s a preservation tank that re-activates the gallons of filler this fake health and wellnesss influencer has pumping through her veins….

I don’t deal well with technology and space shit, since space isn’t real, so I’ll just assume it’s a more basic appliance like a tanning bed that’s been made flashy by some cheesy dude with a super car who likes LEDs and Tattoos….

I do know that the EMFs and radiation off the device could do her some good, but she’s probably like these other backwards thinking cunts who try to social justice and virtue signal their way through life….so they’ll turn on the sun for it’s damaging properties, but at the same time lather themselves up in chemicals and bake in a pressure cooker….you know the paper straw ambassadors for the turtles drinking out of their plastic cups….or the Tesla driving homos who don’t like their cars to make noise so they try to save the planet by charging batteries that can’t be disposed of properly with diesel created energy…

OR WORSE…like a slut who uses her tits to get paid, attention, rich, and everything she wants only to yell at the patriarchy about it for some annoying angle to lure brands into giving her more money when the THONG wearer knows what she’s up to.

THEY ARE ALL FRAUDS..

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