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2024

04

Jun

Candice Swanepoel’s in Red of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is the Victoria’s Secret legend who was probably given her own kind of golden parachute in the form of a push up bra and a bikini brand of her own that they’d manage all the logistics of because why would a hot South African model know anything about merchandising or brand building when historically her career was based on being hot and having her picture taken.

Well, despite being fired from Victoria’s Secret for being too hot in an era where they want everyone to be dumpy trolls with retardations and ailments that scream inclusivity, like we live in some kind of parody movie that makes zero fucking sense….but that everyone ran with until realizing that “hey this shit doesn’t make sense”….because the collective was headed in one direction that made no sense but they went with it to not stand out as outliers, it’s easier to fit in, GET ANOTHER SHOT FAUCI and the outliers slowly penetrated their minds with logic and reason..

So HOT chicks are back, unfortunatley Candice is older and had her tits removed but still a hot chick…

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