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2016

07

Nov

Em Rat Cow’s 2013 Nude Polaroids of the Day

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I praise Jonathan Leder for his amazing photos all the time….and occasionally…I praise Em Rat Cow when it comes to her tits…because they are big tits…and it 2013…they were young tits, not known tits, no ego tits, just tits that were willing to be pulled out to get where she ended up getting – which is surprisingly far, it makes her a lot of money and got her a lot of followers…because she went viral….probably in more ways than one…because sometimes you gotta fuck to make it where you want to go…

I actually have one of these polaroids signed in my house somewhere, I didn’t even realize they were of my favorite titty star the Rat Cow….but now I know….and so do you…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM 2013 CLICK HERE

TO SEE Rat Cow in a Tight White Dress with her new and older face CLICK HERE

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2016

14

Jul

Em Rat Cow’s Working it in the Selfie of the Day

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I don’t mind when I am exposed to Em Rat Cow self produced content, it reminds me that if a girl has great tits, she doesn’t need talent to make it, she just needs to showcase those tits….and all of a sudden people care….you see because Em Rat Cow is the LITERAL representation of that, that is EXACTLY what happened to her…she tried doing auditions and legit jobs – but didn’t exist until the nudity happened…and movies need hot chicks so if she’s hot or perceived hot – she’s bound to get into more movies…

I don’t know how long it will last, but there are a lot of shitty movies with no taste, and she does have a lot of fans, I’d cast her in my movie, you know playing me – Em Rat Cow – THE JESUS MARTINEZ STORY….

Despite not minding Em Rat Cow content (read: tits) Em Rat Cow doesn’t like me. She doesn’t like that I call her tits fake and I guess she doesn’t like that I was told all about how she fucked Ben Affleck and David Fincher to get the Gone Girl gig – despite having a long term boyfriend / purse carrier who probably doesn’t really care – he’s just along for the ride….

She keeps trying, barely trying, she’s lazy, so I guess this is more she keeps existing – and it’s doing ok for her….Em Rat Cow – an inspiration to us all…

Emily Ratajkowski Wearing the Express `Edition` Boyfriend Blazer

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