I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2016

14

Jul

Em Rat Cow’s Working it in the Selfie of the Day

Emily-Ratajkowski-Selfie

I don’t mind when I am exposed to Em Rat Cow self produced content, it reminds me that if a girl has great tits, she doesn’t need talent to make it, she just needs to showcase those tits….and all of a sudden people care….you see because Em Rat Cow is the LITERAL representation of that, that is EXACTLY what happened to her…she tried doing auditions and legit jobs – but didn’t exist until the nudity happened…and movies need hot chicks so if she’s hot or perceived hot – she’s bound to get into more movies…

I don’t know how long it will last, but there are a lot of shitty movies with no taste, and she does have a lot of fans, I’d cast her in my movie, you know playing me – Em Rat Cow – THE JESUS MARTINEZ STORY….

Despite not minding Em Rat Cow content (read: tits) Em Rat Cow doesn’t like me. She doesn’t like that I call her tits fake and I guess she doesn’t like that I was told all about how she fucked Ben Affleck and David Fincher to get the Gone Girl gig – despite having a long term boyfriend / purse carrier who probably doesn’t really care – he’s just along for the ride….

She keeps trying, barely trying, she’s lazy, so I guess this is more she keeps existing – and it’s doing ok for her….Em Rat Cow – an inspiration to us all…

Emily Ratajkowski Wearing the Express `Edition` Boyfriend Blazer

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