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2022

01

Jul

Emily Ratajkowski’s Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day

Looks like Em Rata has found her pack, that dog faced pony boy no longer a lone mutt going through life as a set of awesome tits who marketed herself in a really clever way thanks to being the right tits at the right time, and instead of dying of AIDS from fucking rich dirty old men like other hot tits, she’s managed to become a rich dirty old man of her own….you know the kind of girl giving her own AIDS to unsuspecting pool boys, cabana boys, house boys, instagram photographers….Ben Affleck and David Fincher, Kanye West, some tall redheaded dude who has been forgotten and replaced by a guy who looks like THE MASK with CHER not Jim Carrey…who she’s bred with…

I don’t think Em Rata is as hot as Em Rata thinks she is, but when you pay a bitch as much as they paid her, how could she not think of herself as important or hotter than she actually is….but she’s hot enough plus she’s got some rockin’ tits….and a mom ass she’s been working on showing off..

So I dig her Natalie Imbruglia interpretive dance, even if it’s pretty silly of a concept “ok, so you take a pic of me nude on the floor with my dog, 100 times and we’ll pretend it’s a casual captured moment in our life when we post the best one”…hey, at least she’s naked.

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