Bird faced influencer Rat Cow as she’s known in the industry, was recently part of some divorce scandal where she claimed her husband cheated on her for the optics, but that I’ve been told by a reliable gossip article was actually her doing the cheating with Brad Pitt, because he’s old, impotent, but still Brad Pitt.

The mom has managed to intellectualize, I mean, I am using that word wrong, but basically she’s tried to turn her nude modelling into some sort of bullshit activism or art, that the industry embraces, because she has so many followers there waiting to see her tit!

That is the only reason people pay attention to her, she knows it, but she spins it as being a mom, a dog mom, and entrepreneur, a model, an actress, bi-coastal, anything but a TITTY model who uses her tits to spin into whatever bullshit she spins it into! I am amazed anyone bothers or cares or PAYS to work with her – OLD fucking news – but they do, unfortunately not for sodomy tutorials!

The good news, because I’ve given way too much of an update on EM RATA who I don’t follow on Social media because I don’t use Social Media, so who the fuck knows why I even know any of this, but yeah, the good news is she’s being used, or is using her tits, which at her age, may be final days for those tits, they’ll sag out and be forever forgotten soon enough, but I’m sure EM Rata will be doing all she can to NEVER be forgotten, that’s what happens when you’re genetically related to a dinosaur! #never forget!

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