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2017

02

Oct

Rat Cow’s Got Tits, Wants to Remind You She’s Got Tits, because she is Tits of the Day

Rat Cow and what I consider a rat face, despite all the make-up, because rats don’t wear make-up, and despite all the potential face injections, that I am sure she’ll deny having, is out at fashion week, knowing that if she goes from fashion week to fashion week, year after year, she will come across as less of a whore with male followers into her because of her tits, because she’s got great tits…but rather she will be seen as a fashion influencer, who happens to have a lot of male followers, because men are perverts and it’s not her fault, they are just voyeurs or some shit…

Well, she’s got a lot of fucking followers, she makes a lot of fucking money, and despite being a terrible actor…she gets work as an actor…and she gets to live her life traveling the world for free…attending events like she matters when she doesnt…

At least she knows tits are important, her tits need to be showcased like the hooker accessory they are, and she’s wearing a men’s shirt as a dress, a fetish of mine…because clearly girl knows how to manage and navigate this terrible fucking world…TitS first…great big tits…first…because you can take the slut out of the social media feed as the social media girl tries to get women followers to become a “fashion” influencer to get paid…but you can’t take the tits when the tits are the main marketing hook…unless you are cancer…

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2017

25

Sep

RAT COW IS A TROLL WITHOUT HER TITS OF THE DAY

RAT COW IS A TROLL WITHOUT HER TITS

Rat Cow is a troll….

People, mainly Rat Cow like to think she’s hot, special, beautiful, interesting looking…

She likes to think she’s of value, of substance, an entity people care about…

She gets some media coverage from bored media outlets who are too lazy to really look into whether she matters or not…

She tries to polarize being fake tits, fake lips, REAL rat face into being an actress, personality or influencer…because she’s got the followers…you know more than just tits..

She’s tried to intellectualize being a woman, a feminist, an exhibitionist for the sake of EMPOWERMENT…

She’s tried to say that she’s alienated for having big tits, too big tits, TITS….and that there is BIG tit shaming..

She’s got a weird fucking Belly Button….

And she’s a fucking troll, trolling us all, just look at that troll face..

RAT COW is a real thing, just nothing about her is real, from career, to artistry to anything…all lies, all scam…the worst…

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2017

05

Sep

Drew Barrymore and Rat Cow and Karlie Kloss Nude for CR Fashion Book of the Day

Drew Barrymore naked goddess for CR Fashion Book

Drew Barrymore, Rat Cow, Karlie Kloss and other people I assume got naked for CR Fashion Book….

CR Fashion Book is some well respected, trendy, fashion magazine that produces racy content with models because it is well respected and that’s what makes “art” exist…you need the people everyone respect like CR Fashion Book to perpetuate the lie so the follower drones by into it….

So I have no idea how Em Rat Cow weaseled her way into it, I guess they are looking for clickbait on social media and like her mass following, or she’s the spawn of the devil, is evil incarnate, and she has the power to win over people with her bullshit tits..which for the record are great tits…but tits that should have been left in the strip club or casting couch. The reason she exists or that people buy into her…is just fucking weird or lazy….

That said…Karlie Kloss topless in some Taylor Swift erotica and Drew Barrymore nudes even though she’s 100 years old…make sense to me, and sure Rat Cow tits are always worth looking at…but depressing to look at when they are in a “credible” and I use that term loosely…publications…the tits, although great belong in the F-List they crawled out of before fucking weak yet powerful decision making men…

TITS everywhere..

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2017

21

Jul

Rat Cow Tits and Other Tits because Tits for Love Magazine of the Day

Rat Cow has tits. She likes you knowing she has tits. Her tits are the only reason she exists. Yet her media recently has been about how her tits work against her, when really her tits are the only thing that matter when it comes to her, as you cum to her, because as low level gutter as she is…those tits are tits worth looking at…substantial tits, even magical tits, it’s just too bad the host body the tits are attached to, who is pretending the tits don’t run the show…is pretty garbage.

I still do posts on her because the Rat Cow Tits she’s alienated for having are still tits I’m willing to look at…because I like tits…I can’t leave the whore house without looking at tits and it is amazing just how much a set of tits can do for a woman…it can re-write their story and make them have millions of followers that they make millions of dollars off now that they are polarizing soft core porn tits to celeb in movies who is into fashion

The world..so dumb, so easily impressed….CHECK OUT THESE TITS…and other tits on other people getting in on the titty

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2017

20

Jul

Rat Cow See Through of the Day

Rat Cow is out there making a lot of moves in the media crying about her tits being so big that people don’t want to work with her. Stop big tit shaming. Poor victim being being alienated or oppressed because of her tits…bullshit…

She wants to say tits as much as she can because it is the only reason she matters…it’s her way of doing reminders…over and over and over…..TITS TITS TITS TITS..

Take any angle you can, the world is fucking retarded and buy into any and all nonsense because they are retards…

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2017

18

Jul

Rat Cow in a Bikini of the Day

Earlier today, someone sent me some photoshoot of Rat Cow in a jacket with no top on – because she’s a shameless softcore pornstar who produces low level erotica that is very hard to jerk off to – especially when you are impotent….

I told him that I would only promote Rat Cow if it was in 5 years and I stumbled upon her backpages account because that’s where I find sex..

I guess I lied….because she’s shamelessly doing staged paparazzi pics as part of her angle and strategy and it’s bananas…because it works…even though she barely does…she commands high prices and gets paid thanks to the world being morons unable to distinguish a whore from “TALENT”….

Well, here she is in a bikini, because she’s good manipulator…but not that good…this fake friend set up is hilarious as we know she has no friends for a fact but MORE importantly…look at that aging ass…it is melting away, now I know she’s not known for her ass, but STILL…it’s getting dimply and dumpy and that alone is hilarious because girl cant even commit to the gym to work out to be the sex pot who never quite hit….seriously…

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Here she is click-baiting like the bait-ass trick she is…click click click….in a bra…busty and not as bad as she is at her core..

Here she is in ALLURE…

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2017

06

Jul

Rat Cow Showcasing Her Big Tits on Instagram of the Day

Rat Cow is bullshit, nothing she says can be taken seriously, everything she says is polarizing her slutty behavior and her big tits, and that’s just the end of the story…

There’s no depth to her, she’s a body that got naked in a music video, the world may want to think there is more to her, more talent, more intelligence, and more than just tits…and she probably wants to believe she’s more than just tits and she probably tries to polarize the fuck out of everything she’s done because she has an audience and some celebrity, that she has monetized and can continue to monetize, because people believe what they are told…and what they want to believe…

SO last week a magazine actually did a feature on her where she said her tits are a liability, what kind of attention seeking bullshit is that..seriously….her tits are the only reason she’s in a magazine or followed…but maybe if she says it’s a handicap…the world will follow..especially when the content she produces of herself…is about the tits…but if she says she can’t help them from being there….and she celebrates them…it becomes empowerment…and not some slut sexualizing herself for attention.

Here is her nipple flash cuz she’s a shameless whore:

Here are some paparazzi pics of her – because she’s a whore CLICK HERE

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2017

30

Jun

Rat Cow Did a Magazine of the Day

Rat cow is in a magazine…not being slutty…and thus not being interesting – but I guess it’s part of her rebrand as a non sexualized serious actress..LOL what a joke…


In her interview, RAT COW talks about the criticism she receives for being a feminist. (LOL)

“There’s this thing that happens to me: ‘Oh, she’s too sexy’,” she says. “It’s like an anti-woman thing, that people don’t want to work with me because my boobs are too big. What’s wrong with boobs? They’re a beautiful feminine thing that needs to be celebrated. Like, who cares? They are great big, they are great small. Why should that be an issue?”

No one is not hiring her for having big tits, the only reason she has followers or gets jobs is because she has big tits, the fact she actually things what she does, shamelessly whoring for jobs is feminism, reminds me that she’s an uneducated delusional idiot, but more importantly, her thinking she doesn’t get work because of her tits, also delusional, but the equivalent of a kid who has no friends having no one show up to the birthday party to which is mom says “it’s because you’re too cool, too good looking, too amazing for them”….you know…the kid doesn’t believe it, but it’s sad to be the reject rejected by your peers if you care about that kind of things, and it’s better to pretend it’s because you’re awesome, not because you’re reduced to just tits…

The fact that she’s in magazines is a joke….jokers be everywhere…

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2017

12

Jun

Rat Cow’s High Testosterone Ginger Fat Boyfriend of the Day

Ever since I’ve seen Rat Cow on her hustle, I’ve wondered about her boyfriend, who will assume is just a nice dude, something so unlike what you’d expect Rat Cow to be with, since she’s a vapid opportunist cunt on some hustle to get ahead…which obviously works…

Maybe he’s her manager, maybe he’s created her career and they are in this together, maybe he has friends at Instagram and helped her get a following, you know the brains of the operation, or maybe he’s just a security blanket that she doormats…but ultimately….he is a reminder that girls aren’t always superficial, so there is hope out there for you to seduce bitches who think they are hot, despite being bird faced, and thaT women will fall for you if you have a huge cock, a huge bank account, offer support or a mix of the three…

I have heard countless stories from reliable people that she’s fucking directors and actors for jobs, putting her tits out there to lock it all down….and I believe those stories…and I believe that a dude would wait around while she does that shit for work…because he gets to deal with her when she’s at her fucking shittiest…you know…which is better than an uglier chick at her shittiest…

Here’s a handbra gif to remind you who RAT COW is…People find her really hot….so…here you go…..

I don’t want to hate on the poor bastard who has to deal with this trash….because you know he probably brags to everyone he can that this bitch is his…even if she’s not when she’s working on getting cast….and I don’t even want to hate on her, because who cares, make that money if you can….do that hustle and be happy your bf sticks by you because why the fuck wouldn’t he….WHO knows…or cares…I’m just trying to see her asshole in her bikini…

From social..

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2017

08

Jun

Rat Cow Reminds You How Average Looking She Is of the Day

Rat Cow does have great fake tits, but you’d think with a bellybutton like hers, if that’s even a belly button and not some really twisted and weird looking mangled growth, like a HPV wart or something else she got along the way in her quest for fame…she’d fear being in a bathing suit…

Instead, she’s all body positive about it, you know the ambassador and inspiration to all freakish belly buttons out there, that if you are thin, with big tits, the world won’t care about the fleshy, outty pussy, the kind you find on a mom of 4 who has spent the last decade street whoring to 20 or more dudes a day, you know mangled….belly button you’re rocking.

But I do…it freaks me the fuck out….but maybe that just comes from hating Rat Cow and all she’s done in her scam that works…maybe her mangled pussy belly button is what gives her special powers to manipulate men into paying her…but I think that’s probably more due to her awesome tits..

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2017

05

Jun

Rat Cow Messy Ass Grab of the Day

Rat Cow had a friend grab her ass in some mud bath – leaving hand prints on her ass – for her social media that I am blocked on…

Because that’s just the kind of shameless whore, using her friends as props to get pervert fans to watch her feed and jerk off to her. It validates her, it helps her grow her channels, and ultimately allows her to polarize her existence to be more than just a titty model, but rather a fashion icon, or a socialite or who the fuck knows, I just know bitch is getting paid HEFTY for all her brand deals….so the scam, the great tits, the casual ass slaps…all work for her…and I am sure some of you wish you worked for her…cleaning her panties with your mouth or some shit…

I think she’s overrated, not that great, but she’s also not that bad either, she obviously knows this is all a joke – her career, instagram, the checks, just cash em when you can…

I think she’s the fucking worst, but I like knowing she has had sex with directors and actors for her movie roles, I find that funny.

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2017

26

May

Em Rat Cow Naked in Cannes of the Day

Rat Cow posted a topless pic for Memorial Day weekend, to help you anticipate how exciting she is as a person who shamelessly gets naked on the internet because it makes her a lot of fucking money.

She’s so ridiculous…overrated…

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2017

18

May

Em Rat cow is a Groupie Bitch of the Day

Rat cow managed to fuck her way, or in her case, show her tits her way to Cannes. Something I don’t think she’s been at before, but that she’s at now…and it’s not even for the porno event…it’s for the actual movie event…which historically has encouraged lots of hookers to keep the international film buyers happy…so I can assume that’s the only reason she’s here, a novelty act, and invite…cheating on her boyfriend trying to secure legitimacy…and she’s managed to attach herself on like the leech that she is…Bella Hadid and Hayley Baldwin the rich kids who she wants so badly to be with so dreams do come true…

What awkward, lame, famewhore for attention behavior…on weird medicated twats that think they are more important than they are…there is zero authenticity to this friendship, it’s like a catty contest to leverage each other’s followers…like they aren’t strategic, vapid cunts who actually hate each other and are jealous of each other…

Seeing this girl on girl action in beyond weak, it’s like they saw it in a movie or something, but the reality is I know whores, party sluts, who are genuinely dirtbags and they fucking bring it…

This is some childish rich person imitation of that, because these girls have no flavor….

You know trying to hard to be the life of the party…while…you know if you ever saw them at a party they’d be sitting there on their phones all night…

I like the Hayley Baldwin worked her way into this one…but the funny is Rat Cow pulling this hangout off…this is like her big day – hanging with the young youngs….that’s why she posted it to her social media…groupie.

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2017

16

May

Shameless Em Rat Cow DKNY Ad of the Day

Rat Cow is so important that she gets into a magazine’s editorial video – as long as the brand that stupidly hired her to be their face – since only dudes who jerk off to big tits follow her bullshit social media – because she can pretend to be a feminist whether she knows what the word means or not – but she’s just a titty model who relies on her tits and even this video is based on her tits…

At the time of posting, it had 5,000 views, are you fucking kidding me, it’s Elle Magazine, their official youtube, that has been pushed on their shit…and that DKNY probably paid 100k to produce and 5,000 people care, because Em Rat Cow is a lie, she’s a scam, she’s garbage but she’s got great tits….and that’s what is important…

She’s bird faced….but those tits…never get old even when she does…

I am still laughing that shit only had 5,000 views on Elle Magazine’s youtube…that has 90k subscribers after being posted for 6 days….and that DKNY paid 100k or more for…that’s hilarious to me….

Influencer…sure she is…haha…jokers…I repeat….Elle magazine DKNY ad, presented as an interview with Em Rat Cow, but that is an ad they paid for, posted 6 days ago, pushed to their channel, 5,000 views…and BITCH is half naked in it….proving NO ONE cares about her and her rat cow face…but those tits…

This wasn’t even shot for Elle, it was shot on the day they did the campaign….SCAM….What a garbage bitch…scamming

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW|Videos

2017

01

May

Rat Cow Lingerie Selfies because No One Cares Enough To Take Pics for Her of the Day

I am most curious about Rat Cow’s boyfriend, because he’s with her everywhere she goes, a tall ginger dude who doesn’t seem to care that she fucked Ben Affleck and David Fincher either on Gone Girl or for the Gone Girl role…because Hollywood is a dirty, disgusting, sex filled, herpes pile of shit….

I guess dude figures, she’s a good look, her tits are awesome, and he enjoys her company and doesn’t care if she fucks other dudes, because at least she’s fucking him.

Now, I know that Rat Cow thinks she’s super important, too important for reality TV, like some kind of film star booking big brand deals…but she’s still low hanging fruit, delusional, and the brands are just fucking idiots who take whatever is popular because it is easy, even if what is popular is an exhibitionist slut dudes follow cuz of tits…exactly the DEMOs DKNY is looking for in the lingerie collection, because DKNY is Rat Cow’s campaign of the year…

Either way she takes slutty selfies and her body is great, it will all fade away, but for now…it’s pretty damn good…hence why her boyfriend sticks around when she’s off being a working girl…

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