Karlie Kloss doesn’t seem to go by Karlie Kushner professionally since it probably gives some people in her entertainment/model industry the creeps, assuming they get the creeps, which I don’t assume…since they are creeps.

The reality is that all these people, the 1% if you will, know each other, vacation together and live like West Side Story, not that I’ve seen West Side Story, but like two rival gangs who still go to all the same places as each other, while talking shit about each other behind their backs, as us peasants look up to them like they are more important than us because they live in the Hamptons, Miami Beach, St Barths, or all of the above….

So yeah, the tall as fuck tits that Taylor Swift probably squirted on before they got Kushnered….posing with her DIARY so ya’ll know she’s got deep thoughts….as journaling is soul-work, or some other white girl wine drinking, bitch on a yacht trying to find something to do now that she doesn’t have to work bullshit.

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Karlie Kloss, even when incorporated in what you could consider a scandal, whether it’s being Taylor Swift’s life size Barbie doll “Bestie” who you know would SCISSOR as part of the free rent deal, when they live together…I am sure it had more to it than just being BFFs doing girl night movie night wine night pillow fights….because Taylor Swift likes to fuck according to her sexual history we KNOW about…

But yeah, even when she’s integrated herself into scandals, marrying a TRUMPER affiliate while trying to exist as a top model in the WOKE and ANTI_TRUMP mainstream world….

SHE still manages to be about as exciting as a cardboard box from Amazon you’ve left in the corner of your bathroom and your cat’s decided to use a litter box…

I don’t know if that analogy makes sense, some people may think that’s exciting, there’s probably way more boring shit, but as someone who is so happy to be alive, I see amazement in all things…EXCEPT KARLIE KLOSS.

She’s about 7 feet tall, way too “FASHION MODEL” for the lingerie model career she had, but girl had a dream, and got it…so I’ll still celebrate LONG legs, because that’s the only benefit of a monstrously tall bitches…

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I saw this picture in People Magazine…

Meaning we’ve got to a place where the mainstream media is beating the shit posting blogs to the titty content….while running their million dollar ads against the titties…not being flagged a porn site for showing the titties…cuz tits are empowering…

I have never found Karlie Kloss, the Taylor Swift puppet who is over 6 feet tall anything hot…when she was doing Victoria’s Secret, I didn’t understand it…but I am not the casting director or part of the scamming machine that decides who gets high paid contracts and celebrity and who doesn’t…and for the most part…none of these people who get the money deserve the money…they are all pretty uneventful and garbage…

Since it’s MILKY TIT MONDAY…I figured a titty flash is a titty flash so long as a baby is not latching on the titty for nutrients…and this titty flash is a lactation titty flash for all the empowered milk filled tits out there to have a celebrity endorsement regarding pulling tits out to feed your kid…something that’s never been shameful and that this whole free the nipple thing confuses me about…because moms have been breast feeding their kids since the 60s…maybe even before…what’s the big deal..right.

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Karlie Kloss fucking sucks.

When she landed the Victoria’s Secret thing, I was very confused since she’s a 7 foot tall “runway” model which means she’s not a HOT lingerie model.

Since Victoria’s Secret was something that made careers, at least in a pre-bankruptcy protection they are likely in thanks to having too many stores to support a SHITTY fucking brand / product…made in China tax evading, American owned, but not American Supporting, even their models are immigrants…who pulled a scam because they used tits to distract us….

She probably did all she could to get in on that and to take her modelling to the mainstream MALL level…but that doesn’t mean she’s hot…

Then there was the whole being Taylor Swift’s roommate, despite TAYLOR Swift being the fucking devil, in a “this bitch has no soul and will do anything to be close to fame”…because the only reason anyone would friend a cunt like Taylor Swift is for the perks of Taylor Swift’s fame…so the whole locking pussy lips like a bunch of perverts with each other….was basically prostitution…transactional and empty…

But look at her now…a dumpy KUSHNER doing fitness for her fans that she really shouldn’t have since she’s zeeero fucking compelling.

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Karlie Kloss is in Taylor Swift’s favorite pose, from back when Taylor Swift adopted her as a real life barbie, in what I assume is one of Taylor Swift’s weird fetishes thanks to her being a very rich person and all very rich people….have weird fetishes…that involve tall models who aren’t that hot but tall.

Only I assume Taylor likes the pussy spread more…but this is in public and not in her NYC Townhouse…so Karlie’s gotta behave…

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