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2019

15

Mar

Karlie Kloss Pussy Print of the Day

Karlie Kloss Pussy Print Tight Leggings

Karlie Kloss…..has some pants jacked up her pussy while walking down the street….because that’s what leggings do…just go to any diner and check out the pussy of every overweight waitress in the place…because if you’re like me – and RYAN seacrest, you scope out tits and pussy area…only Ryan Seacrest does that on dudes…

I never understood how Karlie Kloss ended up a VS model, there is nothing hot or lingerie model about her….I did however understand why Taylor Swift adopted her, because she was big enough to throw Taylor Swift around in the bedroom, and when you’re a broken rich as fuck famous person, sexual addiction is usually what comes with the territory…

Now Taylor Swift sold her off to a KUSHNER brother, where she is a married wife living the Jewish Socialite life…in her activewear on bullshit errands like shopping, and lunching, and yoga with the girls…rich people…ridiculous…

Here are her legs…

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2019

22

Jan

Karlie Kloss Panty Flash of the Day

Karli Kloss See Through Dress Panties

Karlie Kloss is at Coachella 4 months early.

I guess she just can’t wait to see Ariana Grande now that her and Taylor Swift have broken up or their contract expired or Karlie could follow her dreams of marrying a rich Orthodox Jewish real estate family you know so that she could be the sister in Law to Ivanka Trump and Jared….every massively tall model who I never quite understood why she was a Victoria’s Secret model dream….

Here’s her married ass in panties in public like a good Orthodox Jewish woman…except without the whole shaved head and fucking through a hole in your sheet cuz it’s romantic thing.

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2018

23

Jul

Karlie Kloss Pussy Print of the Day

Karlie Kloss White Wet Tight Bikini

Karlie Kloss is in Taylor Swift’s favorite pose, from back when Taylor Swift adopted her as a real life barbie, in what I assume is one of Taylor Swift’s weird fetishes thanks to her being a very rich person and all very rich people….have weird fetishes…that involve tall models who aren’t that hot but tall.

Only I assume Taylor likes the pussy spread more…but this is in public and not in her NYC Townhouse…so Karlie’s gotta behave…

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2018

11

Jun

Karlie Kloss Cameltoe of the Day

Karlie Kloss Pussy Print Cameltoe in Leggings

Karlie Kloss is a fucking tank.

I never understood how she ended up a VS model, there is nothing hot or lingerie model about her….I did however understand why Taylor Swift adopted her, because she was big enough to throw Taylor Swift around in the bedroom, and when you’re a broken rich as fuck famous person, sexual addiction is usually what comes with the territory…it’s the trade off…and when you’re as powerful as Taylor Swift in a world filled with Groupies…we can assume there’s a line-up of people, like Karlie Kloss who even have money of their own, waiting to be friends with Taylor Swift, because she’s Taylor Swift and that can help elevate their careers and is really the only reason anyone is friends with Taylor Swift..cuz she’s the worst…

Speaking of the worst, as I stare at Karlie Kloss jogging, it’s safe to say she’s the lingerie model with the worst body…and that may or may not be an accomplishment…but it’s something and it’s here…

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2018

04

Jan

Karlie Kloss in Leggings of the Day

Karlie Kloss ass in tight blue leggings and a blue sports bra

I’ve always said that Karlie Kloss, or as she prefers to be called, Taylor Swift’s life-sized Barbie, who was once owned by Taylor Swift and lived with Taylor Swift, in what could have been a weird sexual fetish, where Taylor put her Barbie up in her pussy, when she wasn’t brushing her Barbie’s hair, or dressing her Barbie, in a weird “I had no childhood, I was making country songs” weirdness that is Taylor Swift…..is the worst of the Victoria’s Secret models…because she was an actual model pushing 6 foot 3 and big as hell…not the kind of thing I’d want to see in lingerie ever…

Well, I stick to that, but would also like to add leggings to the mix, because ultimately I love leggings, but don’t really care to see Karlie Kloss in leggings…and that in and of itself is insanity…

I don’t know why she exists, but I know why Taylor Swift replaced her in some Toy Story storyline of getting herself some Tim Allen voiced toy, throwing away the Forrest Gump voiced toy…only the Victoria’s Secret model version…Rich people are fucked. Karlie Kloss in tight blue leggings

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2017

05

Sep

Drew Barrymore and Rat Cow and Karlie Kloss Nude for CR Fashion Book of the Day

Drew Barrymore naked goddess for CR Fashion Book

Drew Barrymore, Rat Cow, Karlie Kloss and other people I assume got naked for CR Fashion Book….

CR Fashion Book is some well respected, trendy, fashion magazine that produces racy content with models because it is well respected and that’s what makes “art” exist…you need the people everyone respect like CR Fashion Book to perpetuate the lie so the follower drones by into it….

So I have no idea how Em Rat Cow weaseled her way into it, I guess they are looking for clickbait on social media and like her mass following, or she’s the spawn of the devil, is evil incarnate, and she has the power to win over people with her bullshit tits..which for the record are great tits…but tits that should have been left in the strip club or casting couch. The reason she exists or that people buy into her…is just fucking weird or lazy….

That said…Karlie Kloss topless in some Taylor Swift erotica and Drew Barrymore nudes even though she’s 100 years old…make sense to me, and sure Rat Cow tits are always worth looking at…but depressing to look at when they are in a “credible” and I use that term loosely…publications…the tits, although great belong in the F-List they crawled out of before fucking weak yet powerful decision making men…

TITS everywhere..

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2017

20

Jul

Karlie Kloss in a Swimsuit of the Day

Taylor Swift’s real life Barbie Doll that she plays with on the regular…Karlie Kloss…is on the beach in Miami because it is Swim Week…

The only thing interesting about her is that she was sold by Victoria’s Secret to Taylor Swift in some marketing endorsement deal that helped increase her profile as a promo model, from being a fashion model, because she’s tall as fuck…but also boring as fuck…

I don’t understand how she made it as a Lingerie or Swim model, she’s long and tall, sure, but that’s not what I want in my lingerie or swim models….it’s just weird looking…

I guess the only thing interesting about this is that Taylor Swift let her out of her cage to have a trip in Miami…what a nice Taylor Swift…despite being a demon from hell….

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2017

18

May

Karlie Kloss Does a Bridge of the Day

I’m tire(d)

Karlie Kloss wants to know the position that she likes to get in for Taylor Swift when she Taylor is in the mood to stare at pussy before eating it out….because she likes to see bitches she treats like a barbie struggle before making them cum….or maybe this is why Karlie Kloss does to try to get Taylor to notice her amongst all her other groupie sluts who are stealing the attention she once had for Karlie in her weird sexual deviant weirdness…WEIRD….

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2017

05

May

Karlie Kloss in Some Photoshoot of the Day

No matter how big of a production budget they put into Karlie Kloss fashion shoots…she’s still so fucking boring.

The only thing interesting about her is that she was sold by Victoria’s Secret to Taylor Swift in some marketing endorsement deal that helped increase her profile as a promo model, from being a fashion model, because she’s tall as fuck…but also boring as fuck…

So even with the best photographers, and pyrotechnics, she’s still better suited as Taylor Swift’s real life barbie doll…that lived in her house, dressed in outfits laid out for her, and did what she said because her career depended on it…she was a hired and contractually obligated…because that’s how these puppets work.

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2017

03

Mar

Karlie Kloss Post Taylor Swift Break-Up of the Day

In fascinating news you should try to masturbate to…the tyrant, psycho, ego, coddled and super rich despite being so fucking boring…Taylor Swift….has thrown her real life Barbie doll in the trash….and that her and Karlie Kloss are no more because they fought over a boy or some bullshit….

She may be been the hired friend, to give Taylor credibility as a real person with real friends who do real things like get togethers and Thanksgiving parties….but she’s a fucking mooch who was using Taylor Swift for attention, to increase her profile and to get her jobs..

Because the world they live in is Transactional…and more interestingly…disgusting, vapid, self involved, materialistic…terrible…

The only fun thing about it is to see how far Taylor can push the mooches, can she dress them or tell them what to do and say…how much abuse can she put them through…and how far do they go before they crack…and how long before they crawl back to their god…

It’s creepy…and here are some pics of Karlie Kloss that are boring as fuck but for some reason I saved them to post…I guess because I have no taste…sounds about right.

Shitty pics – but she’s got long legs – right.

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